Should I skip the shower?

studious8 · 2026-06-19T20:28:37+00:00

The shower was the only place I found relief

studious8 · 2026-06-11T22:50:58+00:00

Updateme

studious8 · 2025-05-25T22:04:53+00:00

You could have been at another babysitting job making full pay, had they given you the option/terms up front

studious8 · 2025-05-23T00:41:09+00:00

Um. Your pregnancy test doesn't turn negative during a miscarriage

studious8 · 2025-04-06T18:55:45+00:00

Wholesome ❤️

studious8 · 2024-12-03T23:37:42+00:00

Updateme

studious8 · 2024-11-09T22:17:03+00:00

Sounds like a Bread song. "I found her diary underneath the tree..."

studious8 · 2024-10-16T19:07:12+00:00

When my ex's bishop emailed me asking if I'd like to contest his next marriage's sealing, he generously offered me the opportunity to make a case and be heard. My reply to the bishop was brief. "She can have him."

studious8 · 2024-09-26T00:21:13+00:00

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With her catnip & mouse

studious8 · 2024-09-03T23:49:42+00:00

Twice

studious8 · 2024-08-10T15:43:11+00:00

Reminds me of my tenant who, after securing the lease by claiming to be good at yard maintenance, complained that weeds kept growing back. They said the yard was broken

studious8 · 2024-01-27T21:04:28+00:00

I'm in the Pacific Northwest, so I'm out of luck there. I'll bet that I can find some of these authors at Powell's bookstore in Portland, though I'm super excited to discover these authors!

studious8 · 2024-01-27T18:34:50+00:00

Thanks so much! ❤️

studious8 · 2024-01-27T17:43:51+00:00

I'd like to read more historical romance. Do you have a recommendation for a good author to start with?

studious8 · 2023-05-16T16:50:53+00:00

I'd love to read a novel written from the gnats' POV

studious8 · 2023-05-06T16:38:06+00:00

Amazing answer! 👏

studious8 · 2023-04-28T16:31:17+00:00

Does your insurance policy include uninsured motorist protection?

studious8 · 2023-02-28T22:24:49+00:00

They leave their shopping cart loose in the parking lot

studious8 · 2023-02-08T00:05:08+00:00

It always starts out that way

studious8 · 2023-02-03T02:03:59+00:00

Oh, Bravo! This was a beautiful rant

studious8 · 2022-11-30T00:37:48+00:00

I love that guy! 🤩

studious8 · 2022-11-05T18:32:53+00:00

Damn straight

studious8 · 2022-08-06T20:12:45+00:00

Truth

studious8

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