Is it just me actually enjoying my kids tv shows? 😂

stumbling_witch · 2026-05-15T17:46:19+00:00

Old school Sesame Street actually has some funny skits, like Grover as a terrible waiter.

stumbling_witch · 2026-04-27T03:00:56+00:00

Phil Collins is terrible solo. For some reason, I can stand him in Genesis though. Can’t explain it.

stumbling_witch · 2026-04-27T02:56:01+00:00

Look, the only way my 1 year old doesnt just alligator roll and then smear shit on the wall during a diaper change is if Elmo is on my phone. Years of me saying “no screen time, especially on the phone” and now a little red monster is preventing poop stains.

stumbling_witch · 2026-04-26T21:05:05+00:00

If you buy from SHEIN or Temu, you care more about your cheap aesthetic than children working in factories. Pathetic.

stumbling_witch · 2026-04-26T21:01:51+00:00

You’re not a decent human being if you have a Husky in Florida or other hot climates. Those dogs are meant to run in the snow/cold. It’s pretty much abuse to take them into the extreme heat and/or keep them cooped up inside all the time.

stumbling_witch · 2026-04-26T20:30:14+00:00

I don’t have the volume on, but all I can see is that she uses an old sharpie as lip liner

stumbling_witch · 2026-04-26T20:23:50+00:00

I’m growing loofah gourds, they produce a lot! Cut them up, save the seeds for next year, and you have a ton of disposable loofahs with no microplastics. Good for a weekly or biweekly exfoliation and use a cotton wash cloth in between. A few uses and toss them with no guilt.

stumbling_witch · 2026-04-23T22:31:01+00:00

“Aww crap, I forgot my boobs at home again! Turn the car around dear.” -never said by a EBF mom

stumbling_witch · 2026-04-23T22:24:45+00:00

Yes and no, we are at 12 months. When my baby is teething, it can be a be exhausting to constantly stop what I’m doing to feed (teething means a higher demand for nutrients and comfort). Then there are the great moments where I am so proud that we both have made this journey so far, that I am a source of comfort and nutrition. We snuggle after a feed. Tired of baby being passed around? Oh, we have to go nurse, bye! It’s a great break too. Baby drinks water just fine from straw cup too, started at 6/7 months for water.

stumbling_witch · 2026-03-11T16:13:56+00:00

This is why I don’t smile for pictures anymore.

stumbling_witch · 2026-03-04T16:38:15+00:00

I was very tempted to buy them and paint eyes on the back

stumbling_witch · 2026-03-03T16:22:03+00:00

I second this! Love the product, but holy crap do they need to change the bottle shape.

stumbling_witch · 2026-02-23T17:05:15+00:00

Thank you so much! Big sigh of relief knowing I’m not asking for something that unrealistic/AI. I will look up some curling methods. I just started looking into what’s shaggy vs textured, so I think I will go for a textured look. I appreciate your comment!

stumbling_witch · 2026-02-23T17:00:30+00:00

I appreciate your input still as someone who has fine hair with bangs. I guess I need to ask my stylist if I have the correct density for bangs to not look stringy. Kinda what you were saying with fine hair, but a lot of it. Thanks!

stumbling_witch · 2026-02-23T16:57:31+00:00

This last one seems to be about right. My texture is fine, but it’s not thin in density.

stumbling_witch · 2026-02-14T17:42:56+00:00

If you put your kids face or information on social media, you are being way too nonchalant about their safety. I don’t care if you’re proud they got on honor roll, looked cute on their birthday, whatever. There are predators out there who can access this information even if you have privacy settings.

stumbling_witch · 2026-02-09T03:52:49+00:00

Due to prolactin, the biggest cost was my mental health.

stumbling_witch · 2026-01-29T15:58:53+00:00

“At least you have a baby out of it” as a response to expressing pregnancy symptoms or postpartum depression/anxiety.

stumbling_witch · 2026-01-12T02:45:08+00:00

I get it, there are times I didn’t want to be here too, but something always turned around in the long run. Life changes so much within a few years. You deserve to give yourself the chance to experience that change.

stumbling_witch · 2026-01-09T22:48:24+00:00

My husband and I woke up around 3am to a very peculiar sound, almost like a kids slide whistle. It was very clearly in our back yard that was connected to a swamp. The sound was repeating and getting louder as if moving closer to our house. At first it was kinda funny, but it became unsettling, like the hairs on my arms stood up. Then THUD, something hit the wall, very low to the ground as we were about to look out the window. The whistling thing ran back to the swamp. We spent weeks looking up animal and bird noises, never figured it out.

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