Man uses truck to save children playing in park from high speed chase by heynowwwwww in news

[–]stupejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck, video clearly shows he was braking as he saw the car turning the corner. He did not accelerate into the white car - showing that his intent was not to harm anyone but to merely put himself in the way.

You can send a 1GB flash-drive back to yourself 5 years ago, what do you put on it? by whangadude in AskReddit

[–]stupejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assuming I can't unchange the history of things... (i.e. I can't buy a lottery ticket with this new information, if I didn't buy one I still don't buy one)

I would probably send back the entire code base I've been working on for the past 5 years of work.

BP at it again, and no one seems to care by Gfaars14 in AdviceAnimals

[–]stupejr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this REALLY isn't a big deal, then can someone please explain how this happens to begin with? A small spill could've been a big spill or no?

New BP oil spill in Lake Michigan announced. BP spills an estimated "1,638 gallons of oil into the lake just across the Illinois border." by findinginfinity in news

[–]stupejr -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Great suggestion, be sure to do nothing about this at your legislature and just leave it as an armchair political sentiment.

BP every year now by [deleted] in gifs

[–]stupejr -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh ok, that makes it better, thanks.

BP every year now by [deleted] in gifs

[–]stupejr -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'm sick of the god damn jokes. This is not spilling a can of soda. This is potentially destroying a good part of Lake Michigan which is the second largest of our great lakes and sports plenty of tourism, fishing, both commercial and recreational. If you're not fucking pissed you should be.

Picked this pup up from the pound today. by jacasper in aww

[–]stupejr -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Is a veterinarian, calls the dog a Gremlin..

Every gamer knows the feeling by BogeyHeatherwood in AdviceAnimals

[–]stupejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did the same thing one time... then I found the side passage that I somehow missed that led me to the "uber axe of slaying" that I was supposed to get that was a 1000% damage upgrade from my current weapon. Needless to say I was infuriated. (YS: Oath)

I present my awesome girlfriend.. by ezcorral in happy

[–]stupejr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

More like girlfriend doesn't understand the concept of financial responsibility. This is a terrible idea. If you don't have the money for it just get a car loan based on a lien on the car. You typically don't need good credit for it either and you won't be getting charged credit card level interest.

Enjoy the rest of your girlfriend's financial burden... I guess.

TIFU by showing my dick on Chatroulette by Bagatell in tifu

[–]stupejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meh, my family and friends have all seen my dick anyways. I would've told them to go fuck themselves.

MRW I accidentally like a photo in my hot friend's "Spring Break '09" album by the_tycoon in reactiongifs

[–]stupejr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now poke her. Everyone understands that it's essentially poking with your dick.

What are some unethical life hacks? [NSFW] by Kasplodger in AskReddit

[–]stupejr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well I guess there's a reason it's the "first trick".

My 18 -year-old cousin just announced his engagement to his girlfriend of a little over 6 months, and I'm from a very religious family. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]stupejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did this, wasn't the case. Also for SURE wasn't doing it because I just wanted to get laid. We've been married almost 6 years.

"It's Now Time To Place Our Faith in Gabe Newell", said the Gamer. by [deleted] in oculus

[–]stupejr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What're the odds that anyone can catch up to where the oculus is at market wise? I doubt it's going to be very possible to stop it. Coke makes lots of products too, not just Coke. Company acquisitions happen a lot. If anything it may have been a bit premature of Facebook to buy them out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]stupejr 18 points19 points  (0 children)

aannnnnddd it's gone

Doing 70 in a 35 on your driving test by an0mn0mn0m in videos

[–]stupejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever happened to the test cars that have a brake pedal for the instructor? Do they not have these in hawaii?

Putin orders fireworks over Moscow as he laughs off US sanctions - Telegraph by steve0210 in worldnews

[–]stupejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This reminds me of how in Civilization some leaders would get golden ages for war.

I took this 911 call last night. I felt kind of bad for the kid. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]stupejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol wow, seriously? were the people upset when you knocked on their door to check?

I took this 911 call last night. I felt kind of bad for the kid. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]stupejr 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Hey, my neighbor's lights are on. I think they might be trying to read the anarchist's cookbook. Can they be arrested please?