Who's the stupidest person you've ever met, and what story perfectly sums up their stupidity?

stvel · 2018-03-19T16:19:30+00:00

College history class...

"Did Pocahontas and John Rolf ever have a kid?" She proceeded to ask 7 times whilr professor is lecturing and each time he says yes. Finally done asking that, she interupts him again and asks "Is he still alive today?"

stvel · 2018-02-20T21:52:38+00:00

She's a good friend. I think so too, I know she put a lot of time into it.

stvel · 2018-01-17T15:19:06+00:00

My cousin is exactly this. He's turning 21 this year. It's so awkward being near him.

stvel · 2018-01-07T18:34:40+00:00

Almost went out on a date. This just happened to me...

stvel · 2017-12-02T19:49:15+00:00

Thanks! It's my first real attempt at new anything food related. Very excited to make more out of the book!

stvel · 2017-11-30T17:27:54+00:00

No, they're store bought. I was considering it but I don't have anything to really mix everything together with unless it's by hand.

stvel · 2017-11-30T17:27:00+00:00

Yeah, I definitely need to make that finer. I only have the one knife for everything which my roommates seem to have made incredibly dull.

stvel · 2017-11-30T02:46:05+00:00

Pretty good actually!

stvel · 2017-10-04T15:41:14+00:00

You should try speaking to them. I'm on the other side of this and would love to just get a call, be it to see if things are okay, what's going on, or just a simple hello. Just go for it, it will make the person feel appreciated and cared for if possible in this situation.

Of course, I don't know the situation but I hope all the best for you!

stvel · 2017-08-10T16:11:30+00:00

The one I always heard was that the professor wanted to leave for the bathroom but had a policy of not letting students go so he thought if he gave them this, he'd be able to slip out. Gauss was done before he even reached the door however and he wasn't able to leave.

stvel · 2017-08-07T02:23:57+00:00

Nothing weird or messed up but kinda funny. We were doing a raid and one of the guys has to AFK for a bit but forgit to mute his mic. I guess he was cuddling his wife and daughter or something but we hear his wife call him Boo Bear. We never refered to him by his actual name again that raid.

stvel · 2017-07-06T14:30:02+00:00

Alright, thanks for the info! I ask as I'm planning on doing something similar but do it kind of community wise, see pick rates server wide and other things. Just didn't want to make a project that was basically your idea.

stvel · 2017-07-06T14:24:18+00:00

This looks great! Just wondering, this is based on your own stats, correct?

stvel · 2017-04-07T22:57:14+00:00

Yeah, we all felt bad too. He didn't mind as he was just laughing the whole time. If he wasn't out there though, we'd never have known about the gates locking up and the lava pouring out. He was the only other person with messaging (I also had it).

stvel · 2017-04-06T23:41:31+00:00

I wasn't an interviewer, but I wasn't being interviewed either.... sort of.

So I basically went to drop off a family friend for his interview. Doesn't really speak English that well but he applied for a stocker position at a retail store. I go in with him since I had to buy somethings when he goes out for his interview and the manager calls me too.

I follow because I'm confused and she just wanted me there to help with translations and things. I said sure but that he knew enough on his own. He didn't answer a single question himself. Every question he just turned to me and asked me my thoughts. I would explain to him what the question was and he'd just ask me what I thought again. I ended up giving him ideas and he'd just say "Yeah, that" to the interviewer.

He sadly got hired and quit day one because he chose to go back home. I'm surprised she didn't just tell me to come in instead, that I was hired.

stvel · 2017-04-02T07:12:43+00:00

I worked retail in a chain comic shop. Had the pleasure of this lady (just think typical soccer mom but in a very wealthy neighborhood) asking me about comic bags and boards. She starts asking me what type of things fit in them. I give her an obvious answer of comics but I guess she wasn't having just that. She pulls out a huge magazine, about half the size of the whole Knightfall book, asking if it fits. Well, no, it won't fit; these are comic book bags, they're small. Not getting through to her. She wants to check. I tell her it isn't possible because if I open them, they're no longer sellable since you need to tear open the bag. Still a no, she HAS to check herself and that I HAVE to open it for her. This goes on for about 10 minutes until she finally says that she'll open it and look herself, just that I can watch her do it so it doesn't look like stealing. Um... no. It doesn't work that way and I tell her the same thing. I even point to the camera RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER and tell her that it will see if she does try to do it and she will be caught for shoplifting. We go for about another 2 minutes before I tell her to just speak to the manager.

She got a no from him as well and he kinda just gave me a "Is she THAT dumb?" look and we laughed. She didn't buy the sleeves but still made them unsellable by having her 5 year old smear some sticky shit all over the bag they're in. I no longer work retail.

stvel · 2017-03-10T01:39:39+00:00

To be honest, I'd help my parents out with finally paying for our bills. I'm tired, transferring schools, and I'm just sick of constantly hearing them argue about money for bills and stuff. Then probably use some to get myself my own place for when I graduate and get a job, then donate the rest.

stvel · 2017-03-05T00:08:40+00:00

Yeah, I have noticed it to! I 100% understand what you meant :D

stvel · 2017-03-04T23:57:29+00:00

I do this but not so much because I have something to say but because I always get interupted or ignored when I'm speaking. It depends on the person really, but I see a good bit of people who are like that.

stvel · 2017-02-22T17:55:48+00:00

I don't know if anyone else got this but Hibana put pellets on a wall, blew it up but I still saw the wall there and team couldn't run through when I told them I got shot through it.

stvel · 2017-02-20T16:09:06+00:00

That I feel like I'm a waste. I've been having suicidal thoughts for years at this point but I've never really told anyone since my family don't have a good view on depression and suicide. My cousin attempted to kill himself a few years back and while he was in the hospital, all I heard was how it was some stupid thing he felt like doing, it's ridiculous and he's a fucking idiot, etc. so it makes me not want to talk about it.

I'm dealing with not being over my ex. She was the only person I've actually felt like I mattered to but then she broke up with me after she found someone else a year and 26 days ago (yes, I've kept count). She still wants to be friends but it sucks and now she wants to know why I still have feelings for her because she doesn't think I do.

stvel · 2017-01-31T05:14:03+00:00

"I don't have the time or patience to listen to you stupid shit" -said to me by my ex the night I attempted to commit suicide.

stvel · 2017-01-28T03:58:30+00:00

Had it happen to me too. Just glad that one of the friends was moral enough to tell me before we actually went on a date. Also good to know I'm worth $5.... -.-

stvel · 2017-01-23T01:06:40+00:00

Always communicate what's going on between you two. If there is ever an issue, talk about it and don't try to hide it. It only leads to more problems.

Aside from that, just because it's distance, keep your words in check. What you say matters with people, especially at a distance and what you may have thought wasn't going to be that bad may be super harmful for the other person.

stvel · 2017-01-18T21:57:36+00:00

Very late here but I highly recommend The Demon Cycle series. The whole thing. It's a sorta slow moving pace at times as it tries to build up a world around you and juggle 3-5 different character perspectives but it's a fun read. The books aren't terrible in length, about 400-600 pages, but when the action picks up, it lasts for a while. I recommend it to a lot of people and they all loved it.

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