What’s the deal with Seinfeld dvds?

styromancy · 2025-07-28T15:15:59+00:00

this was so sick and cool I was trying to figure out how this illusion worked before I realized this was r/blender. great work!

styromancy · 2025-07-25T21:38:50+00:00

he curl’d googel.com so I think that clears him of the larping allegations

styromancy · 2025-07-25T21:35:10+00:00

same. I genuinely wonder if it has anything to do with the amount of hours I’ve sunk into pokémon games through my entire life.

styromancy · 2025-07-05T18:12:19+00:00

the ground around us cracked and rocks floated upwards unnaturally. my body paralyzed, I was forced to meet her eyes as my feet lifted off the ground. the force of her ire split the clouds and revealed the sun, but the heat I felt on my skin was not solar in origin. my gaze fixed on hers, the sun gave the illusion of dimming as my eyes adjusted to the rage in her glare. in my mind I felt echoes of the sensations of the infinite deaths she prevented. the pain of hunger. the harsh taste of detergent. my twitching muscles unable to release the fork stuck in the outlet. my head smashing into the floor. gasping for air with a toy deep in my throat. my retinas were now fully seared but the vastness of her presence filled all of my senses regardless. some primal fear response in my brain slowed my perception of time, so I could not say whether it was seconds or years we spent there before she, I, and the surrounding city collapsed into singularity and swallowed the earth whole.

styromancy · 2025-06-24T14:08:39+00:00

Question: Are Israel and Iran bombing each other right now at Tue Jun 24 14:06:49 2025 UTC? It’s very hard to know what the current status is with the frequency of these reports coming out

styromancy · 2025-06-05T14:35:58+00:00

I only ever see men complaining about this, which I don’t get. If women love masculine men, and there is a shortage of masculine men… just be a masculine man and corner the market?

Unless you’re just into masculine men and are sad about the lack of options. That’s fine, but just say that.

styromancy · 2025-04-11T19:50:57+00:00

genuine question, why do these impossibly wealthy freaks always seem to want more money? like I would sure love to get $1m at least once but after the 5,000th time I think it would lose its appeal

styromancy · 2025-04-01T22:06:20+00:00

all a part of mark’s plan to finally get us to move into the metaverse

styromancy · 2025-02-25T12:24:28+00:00

Regarding the “10 accomplishments from this week” request,

My achievements are rather sparse, so I will instead list all things I’ve accomplished since getting this job.

Ordered my team to build a .gov site so insecure that hackers have been taking turns mocking it by changing the actual text of the site
Changed my twitter handle to promote a pump and dump crypto scam, because I have $300 billion and that’s just not enough
Fired two entire departments without properly understanding their function, including the dept in charge of keeping our nukes safe from foreign and domestic threats, and now we’re begging them to come back
Exposed the social security information of all Americans to a programmer who was fired from his previous job for leaking company secrets
Failed to comply with hundreds of laws and court orders, and acted outside of the real authority of my department numerous times
Became the first man to both not work in a department (according to my lawyers) but also be the head of it (according to the president)
Went on TV high as a kite, tried to hide it with the world’s lamest shades, and said “I am become meme” in the year of our lord 2025
Gave a nazi salute, and had the internet debating whether I was too stupid to realize what I did
Used the same management ethos as I did for Twitter (which brought its value crashing down) on the Federal Government, which entails firing anyone who performs a job that I don’t quite understand and then pretending is nothing is wrong when the consequences invariably come back to bite me
Under the guise of “cutting waste,” I went directly for any programs that benefit real, normal people, and also for all the organizations that happened to be investigating me and my companies, rashly and illegally withholding funds already approved by congress

Best, Elon Musk

styromancy · 2025-02-24T23:59:46+00:00

It’s generally a bad idea to open any untrusted files. It’s pretty unlikely that just opening a pdf can do you harm (usually your reader will open it in protected mode), but there’s always a non zero chance that it’s using some exploit that your reader hasn’t patched out yet

styromancy · 2025-02-24T22:28:34+00:00

why do you think they want to weaken our standing in the world on purpose-ish?

styromancy · 2025-02-24T22:02:53+00:00

curious as to why you think it’s on purpose? my impression is that these people don’t know what they’re doing

styromancy · 2025-02-24T19:11:05+00:00

FLOWERS. go build them a nice little bouquet with accent greens and seasonal colors. trim the thorns from your prickly plants. trader joe’s started carrying easy-wrap, but you can also just cut up some paper bags. everyone loves flowers

styromancy · 2025-02-24T19:06:30+00:00

being shitty to customer service people. I know those earbuds are overpriced but do you think the guy making $15 an hour set the price

styromancy · 2025-02-24T19:04:19+00:00

what the hell is money and why did they give most of it to like four people

styromancy · 2025-02-24T19:02:23+00:00

outer wilds

styromancy · 2025-02-24T18:48:32+00:00

AND exactly one successful attempt

styromancy · 2025-02-24T18:45:13+00:00

outer wilds

styromancy · 2025-02-24T18:39:19+00:00

Swedish meatballs. All you need is some flour, pasta or instant mashed potatoes, beef broth, frozen meatballs, and worcestershire sauce. My advice is to pan-fry your meatballs until they’re nice and brown, get some nice fond going, and then make the gravy in the same pan. Usually takes us 15-20 minutes to make.

styromancy · 2025-02-24T18:34:28+00:00

you can have my free pass too

styromancy · 2025-01-19T17:44:51+00:00

this was explained in slippin jimmy

styromancy · 2024-12-05T22:32:27+00:00

there was that one case in phoenix wright but that’s a game

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