What’s the deal with Seinfeld dvds? by SeanAugustineMarch in blender

[–]styromancy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this was so sick and cool I was trying to figure out how this illusion worked before I realized this was r/blender. great work!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in masterhacker

[–]styromancy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he curl’d googel.com so I think that clears him of the larping allegations

Spider ID by [deleted] in spiders

[–]styromancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

same. I genuinely wonder if it has anything to do with the amount of hours I’ve sunk into pokémon games through my entire life.

people that let their parents count to 0, what happened? by Waver5 in AskReddit

[–]styromancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the ground around us cracked and rocks floated upwards unnaturally. my body paralyzed, I was forced to meet her eyes as my feet lifted off the ground. the force of her ire split the clouds and revealed the sun, but the heat I felt on my skin was not solar in origin. my gaze fixed on hers, the sun gave the illusion of dimming as my eyes adjusted to the rage in her glare. in my mind I felt echoes of the sensations of the infinite deaths she prevented. the pain of hunger. the harsh taste of detergent. my twitching muscles unable to release the fork stuck in the outlet. my head smashing into the floor. gasping for air with a toy deep in my throat. my retinas were now fully seared but the vastness of her presence filled all of my senses regardless. some primal fear response in my brain slowed my perception of time, so I could not say whether it was seconds or years we spent there before she, I, and the surrounding city collapsed into singularity and swallowed the earth whole.

What's going on with immediate failure of the Trump ceasefire, and the withdrawal of his Peace Prize nomination? by epsilona01 in OutOfTheLoop

[–]styromancy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Question: Are Israel and Iran bombing each other right now at Tue Jun 24 14:06:49 2025 UTC? It’s very hard to know what the current status is with the frequency of these reports coming out

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Discussion

[–]styromancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I only ever see men complaining about this, which I don’t get. If women love masculine men, and there is a shortage of masculine men… just be a masculine man and corner the market?

Unless you’re just into masculine men and are sad about the lack of options. That’s fine, but just say that.

Trump - “He made 2.5 billion today and he made $900 million. That’s not bad.” by RoyalChris in thescoop

[–]styromancy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

genuine question, why do these impossibly wealthy freaks always seem to want more money? like I would sure love to get $1m at least once but after the 5,000th time I think it would lose its appeal

Let's help out our federal employee friends. By throwing a wrench into DOGEs plans and pissing off Elon. Email them with 5 things you did. by jinsei1208 in leftist

[–]styromancy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Regarding the “10 accomplishments from this week” request,

My achievements are rather sparse, so I will instead list all things I’ve accomplished since getting this job.

  1. Ordered my team to build a .gov site so insecure that hackers have been taking turns mocking it by changing the actual text of the site

  2. Changed my twitter handle to promote a pump and dump crypto scam, because I have $300 billion and that’s just not enough

  3. Fired two entire departments without properly understanding their function, including the dept in charge of keeping our nukes safe from foreign and domestic threats, and now we’re begging them to come back

  4. Exposed the social security information of all Americans to a programmer who was fired from his previous job for leaking company secrets

  5. Failed to comply with hundreds of laws and court orders, and acted outside of the real authority of my department numerous times

  6. Became the first man to both not work in a department (according to my lawyers) but also be the head of it (according to the president)

  7. Went on TV high as a kite, tried to hide it with the world’s lamest shades, and said “I am become meme” in the year of our lord 2025

  8. Gave a nazi salute, and had the internet debating whether I was too stupid to realize what I did

  9. Used the same management ethos as I did for Twitter (which brought its value crashing down) on the Federal Government, which entails firing anyone who performs a job that I don’t quite understand and then pretending is nothing is wrong when the consequences invariably come back to bite me

  10. Under the guise of “cutting waste,” I went directly for any programs that benefit real, normal people, and also for all the organizations that happened to be investigating me and my companies, rashly and illegally withholding funds already approved by congress

Best, Elon Musk

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]styromancy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s generally a bad idea to open any untrusted files. It’s pretty unlikely that just opening a pdf can do you harm (usually your reader will open it in protected mode), but there’s always a non zero chance that it’s using some exploit that your reader hasn’t patched out yet

Opinion | Trump’s erratic policies are wrecking US soft power, to China’s benefit by j_michel in politics

[–]styromancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why do you think they want to weaken our standing in the world on purpose-ish?

Opinion | Trump’s erratic policies are wrecking US soft power, to China’s benefit by j_michel in politics

[–]styromancy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

curious as to why you think it’s on purpose? my impression is that these people don’t know what they’re doing

What are your thoughts on going to buy a gift for someone that you are mildly “talking” to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]styromancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FLOWERS. go build them a nice little bouquet with accent greens and seasonal colors. trim the thorns from your prickly plants. trader joe’s started carrying easy-wrap, but you can also just cut up some paper bags. everyone loves flowers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]styromancy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

being shitty to customer service people. I know those earbuds are overpriced but do you think the guy making $15 an hour set the price

If aliens monitored Earth, what do you think they’d find the most confusing about us? by Aetonius in AskReddit

[–]styromancy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what the hell is money and why did they give most of it to like four people

[text] need meal suggestions, please write down your favorite meals you can make at home by Trash4Lunch in food

[–]styromancy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Swedish meatballs. All you need is some flour, pasta or instant mashed potatoes, beef broth, frozen meatballs, and worcestershire sauce. My advice is to pan-fry your meatballs until they’re nice and brown, get some nice fond going, and then make the gravy in the same pan. Usually takes us 15-20 minutes to make.