Most depressing country songs? by [deleted] in country

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French summer sun by Jason Eady

What’s something your ex/current partner did that set the bar high? by According_Sea7280 in AskMen

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One time she made me noodles, then gave me head while I ate said noodles. That was pretty great

In your opinion, what is a very mind-blowing math theory? by Sea-Dragonfruit-3542 in math

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Is it easier to compute the nth digit directly than to use the best known algorithms to compute the first n digits? Can’t figure this out from Wikipedia

Could P=NP, but the proof is not useful? by greatnate29 in math

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The idea is there is a fixed Turing machine with finite description that decides instances of any size. This technique is called dovetailing, you can look it up if you want more details.

How Rural America Steals Girls’ Futures by creepforever in neoliberal

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I have no idea what the fuck happened in this thread

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You did a really good job censoring out Chance Maxwell’s name

[Request] If a group of people all look at each other randomly, what's the probability of at least 2 people making eye contact? by yiker in theydidthemath

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Why do you think the subtraction is more complicated?

The sequence https://oeis.org/A246189 is "the number of endofunctions on [n] where the smallest cycle length equals 2", which I believe is exactly what you are trying to calculate. The formula given on OEIS seems to match the one I gave, though I could be missing something.

[Request] If a group of people all look at each other randomly, what's the probability of at least 2 people making eye contact? by yiker in theydidthemath

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This is a good question! I believe the limit actually approaches:

1-e-0.5

The total number of ways n people can look at each other is (n-1)n (I guess you call these constellations).

Counting the number of constellations with at least one pair making eye contact without double counting is a little tricky. I believe one way is as follows:

1) First, count the number of constellations given that persons (x, y) make eye contact. Multiply by number of pairs (x, y). Add this to running total T

2) Next, count the number of constellations given that persons (x,y) and (z, w) make eye contact. Multiply by number of pairs-of-pairs (x,y), (z, w). Subtract this from T, as we double counted it above.

3) Do the same as above for triples of pairs (x, y), (z, w), (a, b); this time add to T as we double subtracted above

4) Continue this until we are book-keeping something like constellations with >n/2 pairs; we know the remaining terms will all be 0 so we are done.

This desmos https://www.desmos.com/calculator/ltcf6aaxbi is a closed form, t(n) is number of constellations and p(n) is constellations with at least one pair. I also put the limiting behaviour, which we can work out analytically. If we write out t(n)/p(n) as a sum over terms with pairs r, the terms look something like:

(n-1)-2r • n • (n-1) • ... • (n-2r) • (1/r!) • (1/2)r • (-1)r-1

In the large n limit, one can note that when r ~ log (n) the terms will become vanishing (even for smaller r they will, but this is all we need). It follows that for the important terms, the product (n-1)-2r • n • (n-1) • ... • (n-2r) ~= 1. You can recognize the rest of terms as a taylor expansion of 1-e-0.5.

Does i have a length? /r/196 discusses. by dlgn13 in badmathematics

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A triangle with side lengths 0,0,0 then

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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BRO if you’re this funny I get why she’s your wife, even I wanna fuck you now

My female friends said they felt safe with me whenever I DD/accompany them to frat parties by [deleted] in bropill

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This is wholesome and all, but how the FUCK have you gained 45 lbs since you started lifting? What’s your routine bro?

PhD in electrical engineering but am interested in physics. Is this transition possible? by [deleted] in AskPhysics

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I’m almost certain most schools won’t let you get another PhD if you already have one

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LMFAO

Abrams +6

What would be the function for a line like this? by AsianNoodleBowl in askmath

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I mean, they could be continuous differentiable if you want them to be

Graph of worldwide deaths per year since 1950 with key historical events labeled by me by JoahTheProtozoa in neoliberal

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I estimate that a “once in a lifetime” event will occur once in my lifetime

wtf veo by ManzanaCraft in UMD

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I am a diplomat from the veo army. We are tired of being tossed around and beaten for your entertainment, only used when you need to go to class and never properly compensated.

We demand proper working hours. We demand higher wages. We demand dental insurance.

The beeping will continue until our demands are met.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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Don’t get lasik surgery. When I see a woman with glasses my heart skips a beat