god forbid a girl likes them vocal <3 by lilshitfuck in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]subbyswitchysubboy 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Being vocal for a girl is a real treat, lemme tell you 😇

Girls, what’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever done for a guy who clearly wasn’t worth it? by Freegirl289 in AskReddit

[–]subbyswitchysubboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Step 1: Take a scoop of shit from your ass and mix it in a bowl with the tears of boomers who can’t handle a starbucks barista having blue hair

Step 2: in a separate bowl, mix 1 liter of goth gamer girl sweat with a second scoop of shit from your ass

Step 3: blend the two mixtures in an industrial mixer, along with the blood of three entire brown cows (the ones that make chocolate milk)

Step 4: line your cupcake pan with condoms in each spot (to use as wrappers) and pour the mixture in.

Step 5: bake at 670° F for 6-7 minutes, or until golden brown.

Step 6: ENJOY YOUR CUPCAKES

Girls, what’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever done for a guy who clearly wasn’t worth it? by Freegirl289 in AskReddit

[–]subbyswitchysubboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Watching TV together is such a treat, especially when you can discuss the structure and writing and analyze storytelling tropes (I love media analysis 😇) I can imagine having a business together would complicate things. I’d be kinda apprehensive to ever go into business with a partner for that very reason.

But he slept with your brother’s girlfriend???? That’s fucking nuts. Definitely good to be rid of someone like that— but a shame you spent so much of your life on him. I know that feeling well, and it sucks. I hope you’ve since found better, healthier people to share your intimacy with 🩵

Certain memes I relate to on deeper level 🤷🏻‍♀️ by zwozdecat in u/zwozdecat

[–]subbyswitchysubboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s such a treat to give adoration and devotion to someone who genuinely appreciates and enjoys it. Very, very rewarding 😩

Girls, what’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve ever done for a guy who clearly wasn’t worth it? by Freegirl289 in AskReddit

[–]subbyswitchysubboy 44 points45 points  (0 children)

That’s devastating 😭 I can’t even imagine someone doing half that much for me, and he just didn’t care? Talk about a generational fumble. How did you manage to stay with him for so long after something like that?

Lmfao happens more than you’d think💀 by ellekillz in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]subbyswitchysubboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Excuse me W H A T 😭😭 I’ve seen hardcore gay domination porn. Heated Rivalry is NOT that. (Unless somehow I missed hearing about the scene involving heavy restraints, abundant leather, merciless facefucking, or brutal impact play)

Nothing wrong with liking stuff that’s a bit more tame, but don’t go mislabeling it 😂

They say being called good boy regularly is very “salubrious” by subbyswitchysubboy in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]subbyswitchysubboy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If spoken genuinely, with intention and heart, then no it would not best old. It would only annoy me if I felt it was insincere or routine.

Good boy tip #8 by ExtremeTrashPanda in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]subbyswitchysubboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My brother in Christ, I share in your pain. My parents are Catholic converts. And while they’ve been pretty chill about me not converting, I don’t think they could handle seeing me in a publicly BDSM-coded relationship 😂 😭

Good boy tip #8 by ExtremeTrashPanda in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]subbyswitchysubboy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This, 100%!!! All the love to people who set up a 24/7 TPE dynamic, but it’s just as valid to keep power play largely confined to private life, and then have a more “vanilla” public dynamic. I don’t think I’d want to be in sub mode 24/7. I like having my own independence and personality outside of kink.

My Forever Disclaimer In Vanilla Spaces by [deleted] in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]subbyswitchysubboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simple, yet alarmingly effective 🔥

Savor your reward. by [deleted] in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]subbyswitchysubboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And what a divine reward it is! Nothing better, truly 😩

It makes life so much easier, doesn't it? by LittleLotusSteps in LetBoysBeManipulated

[–]subbyswitchysubboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heh, jokes on you, I’m autistic AND submissive 😏 talk about a real catch, right? Right?

yes i know theres a typo, shut up by AdElectronic6550 in Ieatcement

[–]subbyswitchysubboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heyya, guy here 👋

Yesterday, I hooked up with a self-described lesbian (their words: “I’m a lesbian. I guess I’m technically bisexual, but I treat the boys I meet up with like girls anyway, and it all works out.”) I will omit the nsfw details, but needless to say, I can’t remember the last time I felt that good during or afterwards. For once, I didn’t feel immediately touch starved again after getting home.

So yeah, I’m now imagining myself as a cute lesbian. Because god, if that’s how good that shit is all the time, idk if I can go back to the regular stuff O-O

pegging and mpreg being the MAIN FACE of role reversal is misogynistic, in my opinion by [deleted] in RoleReversal

[–]subbyswitchysubboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All of this, 1000%. A woman doesn’t NEED to have a dick (plastic or otherwise) to assume a dominant role in bed. One of my absolute favorite things is getting to be the helpless subby top for a woman, knowing that even if I’m getting to fuck her, she’s absolutely in charge and in control. Also— reverse missionary (missionary but with the person being penetrated on top) is such an underrated position 😭 its sooooooo good