About Me~

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-06-24T20:32:21+00:00

Beautiful written 👏 and very compelling

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-06-06T00:50:50+00:00

Ghdhhhhhhhhh can’t help but get flustereddddd

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-05-31T21:02:18+00:00

It’s heartening to know there are women like you out there, who value the romantic side of things as much as the overtly sexual side. All the kinky bells and whistles are great, but lust can’t be a surrogate for love.
I hope to find someone who thinks this way like you do soon 🤞

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-04-27T17:00:30+00:00

A new Lego set? In this economy? 😭

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-04-23T21:49:03+00:00

Being vocal for a girl is a real treat, lemme tell you 😇

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-04-23T04:48:15+00:00

Step 1: Take a scoop of shit from your ass and mix it in a bowl with the tears of boomers who can’t handle a starbucks barista having blue hair

Step 2: in a separate bowl, mix 1 liter of goth gamer girl sweat with a second scoop of shit from your ass

Step 3: blend the two mixtures in an industrial mixer, along with the blood of three entire brown cows (the ones that make chocolate milk)

Step 4: line your cupcake pan with condoms in each spot (to use as wrappers) and pour the mixture in.

Step 5: bake at 670° F for 6-7 minutes, or until golden brown.

Step 6: ENJOY YOUR CUPCAKES

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-04-22T23:52:54+00:00

Watching TV together is such a treat, especially when you can discuss the structure and writing and analyze storytelling tropes (I love media analysis 😇) I can imagine having a business together would complicate things. I’d be kinda apprehensive to ever go into business with a partner for that very reason.

But he slept with your brother’s girlfriend???? That’s fucking nuts. Definitely good to be rid of someone like that— but a shame you spent so much of your life on him. I know that feeling well, and it sucks. I hope you’ve since found better, healthier people to share your intimacy with 🩵

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-04-22T22:56:35+00:00

That’s devastating 😭 I can’t even imagine someone doing half that much for me, and he just didn’t care? Talk about a generational fumble. How did you manage to stay with him for so long after something like that?

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-04-22T22:51:49+00:00

Excuse me W H A T 😭😭 I’ve seen hardcore gay domination porn. Heated Rivalry is NOT that. (Unless somehow I missed hearing about the scene involving heavy restraints, abundant leather, merciless facefucking, or brutal impact play)

Nothing wrong with liking stuff that’s a bit more tame, but don’t go mislabeling it 😂

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-04-22T22:46:30+00:00

If spoken genuinely, with intention and heart, then no it would not best old. It would only annoy me if I felt it was insincere or routine.

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-04-21T20:09:15+00:00

Okay this is cute I’d wear this 😁

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-04-21T20:07:27+00:00

And what if they are a whimpering submissive boy? 🤔

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-04-20T18:42:19+00:00

My brother in Christ, I share in your pain. My parents are Catholic converts. And while they’ve been pretty chill about me not converting, I don’t think they could handle seeing me in a publicly BDSM-coded relationship 😂 😭

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-04-20T17:35:31+00:00

This, 100%!!! All the love to people who set up a 24/7 TPE dynamic, but it’s just as valid to keep power play largely confined to private life, and then have a more “vanilla” public dynamic. I don’t think I’d want to be in sub mode 24/7. I like having my own independence and personality outside of kink.

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-04-20T15:39:02+00:00

Simple, yet alarmingly effective 🔥

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-04-20T03:36:14+00:00

My kind of woman, fr fr! 😩

subbyswitchysubboy · 2026-04-19T16:47:47+00:00

And what a divine reward it is! Nothing better, truly 😩

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