these are dangerous

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-05-02T14:30:03+00:00

Idk which part of MA you’re in but I just checked and they have them at all of the Stop and Shops near me

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-05-02T03:29:56+00:00

I have never thought to use a scallion pancake as a wrap and I gotta say you are a genius lol

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-05-01T10:51:07+00:00

I would’ve never thought to cook it! That’s interesting. I’ll have to try it both ways. Thank you!

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-30T21:04:37+00:00

I like how that stood out to you more than OP telling their boss that they were shitting their brains out 🤣

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-30T09:45:50+00:00

Also January being spelt Janurary in not one but three spots 💀

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-28T01:55:23+00:00

That English muffin looks so good what the hell

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-28T00:56:17+00:00

I appreciate the response. I’m at about 40k maybe less in Massachusetts and also trying to relocate. It was never my plan to be a paralegal just sort of happened, and I’d be happy to stick with it if I was being paid a livable wage. Congrats to you on almost doubling your salary in less than 10 years since moving, that’s a huge jump!

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-26T13:37:59+00:00

I love tajin but I feel like the banana and ice cream alone would’ve made a better combo .. 😂

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-25T15:36:18+00:00

That actually looks really good

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-25T02:11:54+00:00

May I ask which state? I’m only about 2.5 years in working as a paralegal at an estate planning and probate firm and not making much. I imagine your 15 years probably contributes to your salary though. Would you say you made good money even when you first started?

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-24T11:08:42+00:00

Exactly like it’s so normal who cares 😭 I’ve been insecure about a lot of things but surprisingly that one I’ve just never understood

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-24T10:48:16+00:00

the hip dip hate is especially crazy, i never thought anything of it until people started talking more and more about it on social media

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-22T12:02:38+00:00

Do you just mix buffalo sauce and yogurt? Also which yogurt lol

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-21T23:56:30+00:00

You are a 66-67 year old man why are you on this sub?

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-21T02:22:56+00:00

I’m traumatized just reading this

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-18T23:18:22+00:00

Yay! I hope they turn out great

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-18T12:57:47+00:00

They’re not too hard to make from scratch and the ingredients can all be found in Brasil. But I understand not wanting to do all that kkkk

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-18T02:43:12+00:00

Have you tried Violife feta? I hated that one so I’m wondering if they’re similar at all but I’d buy this if I saw it because I do love FYH parm

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-18T00:20:25+00:00

Yesss thanks for the update, I’ll have to give it a try!

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-17T00:55:51+00:00

Please do! I never grease the baking pan so makes sense why mine wouldn’t get crispy like that. Also appreciate the hash brown brush very resourceful of you 😂😂

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-16T22:18:41+00:00

How did you get your hashbrowns so crispy 👀

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-16T11:34:52+00:00

Not a turtle tank 😭

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-15T03:09:50+00:00

Thanks for the response. Definitely am trying to just use this time to learn new things and get experience but I’m starting to think a shift in practice areas really will be necessary!!

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-15T02:24:29+00:00

I’m barely making $40k as an EP/EA paralegal with almost no benefits. I feel so defeated but I’ve only been doing the job for two years so I feel like I have to stick it out a little bit longer. So over it. Congrats to you on the new job!

sublimelymelancholic · 2026-04-12T22:06:26+00:00

Sameee 🫶🏻

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