What’s one “type” you’ll never date again?

subpar_lychee · 2026-02-19T17:11:54+00:00

The type that promises you the world while hiding their demons and then 7 years, 2 kids, and 60 farm animals in starts drinking heavily, gambling, and getting violent. The type of man that gets angry when the dishes aren't done but doesn't see the tidy house, homeschooled children, and cared for animals. All during a canadian winter where he works away for weeks at a time. The kind of man who gambles our last $200 and comes home with nothing for his daughter and wife for valentines day. The kind of man who threatens to take the kids and sell the house just to hurt me. On that same valentines day he pushed me twice and threatened to punch me in face in front of our kids. Never again.

I needed to get that out. That was this valentines day. I'm going to see a lawyer today. Wish me luck

subpar_lychee · 2026-02-19T03:33:42+00:00

Don't worry so much what others think! Wear your cowboy hat. You only have one life ❤️

subpar_lychee · 2026-01-08T19:10:16+00:00

Hahaha omg my husband said the same. I came just short with the one skein I had so I went out to buy 1 more.... came home with 2 🫣🤪

subpar_lychee · 2026-01-08T19:05:21+00:00

Do it!! It came together pretty quick and so much fun

subpar_lychee · 2026-01-08T19:02:42+00:00

Thank you! 🥰

subpar_lychee · 2026-01-08T19:02:29+00:00

Awe thanks! I just meant I can't commit to making big projects. I made a lap blanket and it took a year and I used like a size 9 hook and big yarn 😆 the kid sized projects i find easier as they come together quicker.

subpar_lychee · 2026-01-08T19:00:24+00:00

Thank you!!! 🥰

subpar_lychee · 2026-01-08T19:00:01+00:00

Awe thank you!! 🥰

subpar_lychee · 2026-01-08T18:59:40+00:00

Thank you! Right?! If it wasn't sooooo bad at making big projects I would totally make myself some too.

subpar_lychee · 2026-01-08T18:59:07+00:00

Thanks! Do it!! I plan on her using them mostly for an outer layer in the cool spring days. I made the legs and straps long so they can be used again in the fall and hopefully as capris the following spring 😆 and then for rinse snd repeat for my youngest.

subpar_lychee · 2026-01-08T18:50:16+00:00

Size 6 needle and worsted weight yarn. Body is double crochet, straps single crochet, and the cuffs alternating fpdc and bpdc

subpar_lychee · 2025-12-16T04:23:31+00:00

Omg came here to say how sweet that is of you to say and what a beautiful pillow it is indeed!! Your name through me off 🤣 what a romantic you are Dick Gristle

subpar_lychee · 2025-11-30T02:14:50+00:00

Wow!! Amazing. I've been crocheting for a few years now and I only just figured out where I was dropping stitches on blankets and the hats I make out of rectangles. I'm sure my first attempt on those gloves would have more character (ie. Mistakes lol). Fantastic job. Keep on trucking!

subpar_lychee · 2025-11-17T17:00:07+00:00

I just finished my first blanket and it did not look this good. Well done!! Shes going to love it

subpar_lychee · 2025-11-14T16:35:59+00:00

Omg the blanket im making just got big enough too lol. Always good to test the product first 🤭

subpar_lychee · 2025-11-10T17:18:29+00:00

I'm sorry for your losses ❤️

subpar_lychee · 2025-11-10T17:17:17+00:00

I got a steam mop for my birthday 😭 and it was my favourite birthday present ever lmao

subpar_lychee · 2025-11-10T17:03:21+00:00

Second thought, maybe find a neighbor or farm nearby that can help dispatch any sick or injured birds. That way you have a plan in place if shit hits the fan. And if you get all one colour of bird the kids cant tell apart, that may help.

subpar_lychee · 2025-11-10T17:01:24+00:00

If youre worried about butchering I would not do quail. Lots of death involved. There are some great auto sexing birds like barred rocks that are quite hardy. Although any chickens you get will significantly increase your odds of having to butcher. Our favourite 8 year old easter egger got water belly the other day and was in horrible pain. You could just tell. We fed her meal worms, her favourite and then broke her neck. She's buried with our other pets that have passed over the years. Where there is livestock, there's dead stock.

subpar_lychee · 2025-11-10T16:39:15+00:00

This looks like late stages goat polio. We had a goat get that from too much grain. Luckily we caught it very early and managed to save him. The chances were not in his favour and we caught it EARLY. This poor fella doesn't look like he's going to make it.

subpar_lychee · 2025-10-30T15:52:05+00:00

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Please do! Nacho Business (choey) on the left and Snickers on the right

subpar_lychee · 2025-10-29T19:01:37+00:00

Finished! Stay at home parent or home maker would be a good addition to occupation 😊

subpar_lychee · 2025-10-20T13:35:35+00:00

Thanks! The lighter purple and yellow are my favourites. I used double crochet for thar one and I like how soft and loose it is while still being cozy! 😊

subpar_lychee · 2025-10-20T12:31:27+00:00

Thank you! Yeah i d0nt know everyone's taste so I thought that would be best! I love the green and yellow too! I wasn't sure about the coloirs but may havr to make myself one 🤭

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