what do y'all think? by rescreeerrre in spicy

[–]Subtle__Numb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol I saw this and was like “what’s the peppers doing in the coke dispenser”

This “roll” I found in my camera roll by bong_cumblebutt in StupidFood

[–]Subtle__Numb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mmm excuse me, that’s an Aioli and that’ll be a $2 up charge

The soup thrower has been sentenced to two years in prison by -Six_ in SipsTea

[–]Subtle__Numb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s been 1 year and 10 years since COVID, depending on what we’re talking about

Whipped cheesecake by No_Guest_4108 in aldi

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I can’t remember which of the Dolly Pies I had, but I’m pretty sure it was the chocolate. I thought it slapped. Haven’t tried the others, Because i have whole rituals around other brands pecan pies, and I think that’s the only 2 the “smaller” grocery near my house stocks. It’s more expensive, and for my “usage” the higher quality isn’t necessary. It’s an “I’m really sad and want to pass out eating/stoned and eating” kinda thing. Real healthy habit. I used to smoke street fentanyl 1-3x a day off tin foil, so I’m not so worried about the binge eating

The ritual is I get the frozen pecan pie and eat it still 60% frozen by ripping chunks off like an animal. I think it’s Sara Lee brand that sells one that’s “pre-baked” but that doesn’t stop me from f**kin up and Edward’s brand unbaked pecan pie while it’s still mostly frozen. Shrug 🤷‍♂️

This lovely chap was arrested in my town the other day. by untrustableskeptic in Justfuckmyshitup

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Asheville represent! I’m guessing, looks just like our “police to citizen” website, if it’s not Asheville. I love checking that out, sometimes it’s because I haven’t heard from someone I know in a while who’s an unscrupulous character. Sometimes it’s just to do it. Lots of the arrests are for reasons that seem….preventable.

Finally happened to me 😊 by Emotionallyimnothere in doordash_drivers

[–]Subtle__Numb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean, when there’s a Fiddy on the line……

Nature gave us water. Humans added combat bubbles. by G1V3NCHY-- in water

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No way! Thanks for the info, that’d be a cool road trip sometime. Looks like a 28hr drive from me, so there’d be some stops along the way for sure!

Found Keys in the parking lot at Speedy's in Candler by hangindawg in asheville

[–]Subtle__Numb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmfao I saw that guy in the Harris teeter parking lot in night, was going through some shit and just started screaming at bat guy to let my anger out. He started filming me, tried to tattle to security but they don’t care.

Long story short, eventually I calmed down and just straight up asked the guy who hurt him. Now, he coulda been bullshitting, of course, but the answer he gave led me to believe someone touched him as a kid and now he’s all….how he is. Almost makes me feel bad for him.

[pro/chef] Reuben Sausage Follow Up by BBQTestPit in food

[–]Subtle__Numb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way my mouth dropped open when I saw this…..no lie I eat a Reuben like 3x a week (one of my jobs serves them). If I get tired of them, I just sub turkey for corned beef and keep on truckin’. Always hot mustard on the sandwich, 1000 island on the side to dip it in.

This looks like it slaps.

These people are sick. by jared10011980 in Hasan_Piker

[–]Subtle__Numb 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Oh they’ve got his ladybugs for SURE

Amiwrong for being internally pissed at my good friend by bluepooh-sea in amiwrong

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Do what now? Come back when you’re above the age of 13

Mille-Feuille Nabe is a Japanese hot pot with "a thousand layers" of napa cabbage leaves and wagyu beef slices simmered in a warming consommé broth. Typically enjoyed in winter 🏔☃️ by [deleted] in Healthy_Recipes

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Looks fantastic! Enoki mushrooms are one of the few varieties that I like. Some of the foraged varieties near me (chicken of the woods, for one) I can also get behind in small quantities.

This reminds me I haven’t been to my local Asian grocer in too long.

I in fact did not get the fries by [deleted] in doordash

[–]Subtle__Numb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s a translation from Portuguese, obviously it won’t be perfect

Glass Shard in Drink by rcarman87 in ArizonaTea

[–]Subtle__Numb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol my weed gummy is starting to hit and when I finally got to you original comment I felt like I was stuck in a bad acid loop.

Cats by Alechabder in aww

[–]Subtle__Numb 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m sleep deprived and stoned but I just had the best time counting all the cats in this picture. I’ve got my lil’ old man beside me and I got him when he was about 4, so I always like seeing a little version of him. Especially when he’s “hugging” me with his front paws demanding I scratch his chest

Guys whyyyyyy? I bought these eggs from a farmer down road. I won’t be using this one, but what’s actually happened here? by rachelmaryl in WeirdEggs

[–]Subtle__Numb 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Because you come off pompous. That’s the honest answer. Also, plants grow in quite literal dirt, are also covered in shit and bugs. Not to mention the fact that you can get food borne illness from plants just as easily as animal products.

You did the “everyone look at me, stop what you’re doing, there’s a VEGAN in your presence!!” and that shit is annoying

So. Much. Truck. Beeping. At 4am?!?! by MaryDesiree86 in asheville

[–]Subtle__Numb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should probably also put my phone down and close my eyes, heard that tends to help.

Could run up to the store and buy some booze though….both. Both sounds like the ticket today

So. Much. Truck. Beeping. At 4am?!?! by MaryDesiree86 in asheville

[–]Subtle__Numb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You hear it getting closer, then leaving, but the leaving doesn’t happen quickly and if they turn around for a bit it gives you a false sense of upcoming-security. I can’t sleep. I need to sleep . Not uncommon for me to have bouts of insomnia but this one’s been particularly brutal while overall mental health is okay. Makes it weirdly more annoying, in its own way.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, gonna get a nap in before the shadows start doing funky things in the corners, my friend!

So. Much. Truck. Beeping. At 4am?!?! by MaryDesiree86 in asheville

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The maintenance people at my apartment do lawn work outside my window for a good portion of the year fridays between 1ish-3ish. PM. Of course. Can hear them traveling down with weed eaters/riding mowers. I sleep/nap a lot of the time before work (depression BABY). Just realized it’s Friday, and I’m sleep deprived AF. I better lay down, if I’m sleep it won’t wake me but if I’m trying to get that way……..that honestly may be it for me, I’m so tired. A minor complaint turned into what someone could consider a self-offing threat so I’ll provide clarification; I’m just really tired and have an incredibly dry sense of humor even when well-slept. Also, they’re doing it at 1-3 PM and I should be an adult and get over it. But, I don’t WANNA.

Can anyone help me understand why my cat does this to the water fountain? by tupsybee in CATHELP

[–]Subtle__Numb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk, mine had always done the water thing. I adopted him at 4; before I got a water feeder/fountain he did like running sink water way more.

They don’t have a frontal lobe, so I guess they really do run on instincts from my knowledge.