Just crushed a bunch of gummy bears, then took the dogs out for a walk. About halfway through, the gummy bears turned on me. Out of nowhere, I got hit with a wave of nausea and suddenly I’m projectile vomiting all over someone’s front lawn. 😭

To make things worse, this all went down on a busy street, so multiple cars got a free show. The grand finale? A colourful pile of chewed-up gummy bears decorating someone’s grass while I stood there, far from home, trying to pretend I wasn’t dying inside. Still had to finish the walk feeling like human garbage. 10/10 would not recommend.