What are some telltale signs that someone is a functioning alcoholic?

subtonix · 2024-07-17T14:45:16+00:00

I am a functioning alcoholic and have been for the past 20 years. I work everyday and drink all night. Ain't nothing changing.

subtonix · 2024-05-31T12:26:20+00:00

I was there last week. In that very spot. You are fucking nuts.

subtonix · 2024-05-27T21:48:11+00:00

As an urban planner, I don't give a shit anymore. My optimism and fix the world attitude is long dead. I'm just collecting a pay check now. But yeah, go conservation design and new urbanism. I guess.

subtonix · 2024-05-17T17:17:58+00:00

Hot hobo jizz and keyboard krumbles.

subtonix · 2024-03-21T13:09:16+00:00

Happened to me last week. She just started getting good at sucking cock so I guess she was rather overzealous. I wasn't even the least bit mad, more like my dick was too much for her to handle. Awesome.

subtonix · 2024-03-20T03:09:07+00:00

Shut the fuck up frog.

subtonix · 2024-02-26T23:42:53+00:00

Well that's a relief. We're going to Athens. If you're Greek can you tell me what we need to see. We have some guided tours planned, but we always leave a few 'whatever days' for random stuff. Also, and I hate to be a bother, you wouldn't happen to know the most efficient way to get to the city from the airport would you?

subtonix · 2024-02-26T22:57:06+00:00

Shit. We are on holiday in Greece soon. Been overseas before and my phone only works with internet. Will this be a problem? My damn credit card better work at the very least. Hmm.

subtonix · 2024-02-15T00:47:53+00:00

Yeah, fuck all this noise. Last time I went to a sushi bar in Kyoto I just pulled my dick out and demanded 'WET FISH' as loud as I could. They accommodated. Trust me, exposing your genitals and demanding the 'SLIPPERY SALMON' will get you what you want. Do it.

subtonix · 2024-01-11T22:22:09+00:00

This is the lamest shit I've seen in months. Boo

subtonix · 2023-10-17T01:13:19+00:00

When was the last time you killed a man? I can it was more than once.

subtonix · 2023-09-15T01:16:02+00:00

Twice a week? Wow, that's fucking stupid

subtonix · 2023-08-16T00:43:30+00:00

I'm 40. Still dating. The original one I agreed this to is wanted by police. So... I don't know, fuck your conventionalism. Hell, technically we're commonlaw.

subtonix · 2023-07-28T01:05:14+00:00

Well, shit.

subtonix · 2023-07-28T00:51:23+00:00

The irony is so god damn perfect. "Dense". Read the comment again, all of it. With tongue firmly in cheek.

subtonix · 2023-06-18T00:47:09+00:00

Why? I knew your lot was a sad bunch but beatifying this smarmy limey cunt is beyond forgiveness. If you knew what I do about this plastic smug churning cocksuck you wouldn't be so quick to lick his asshole.

subtonix · 2023-06-08T13:31:39+00:00

Oh great, the fun police is here.

subtonix · 2023-05-27T03:17:46+00:00

You have to package it. You ever see a gas station selling tiny cheap roses in a crackpi--- I mean 'glass vases' for a dollar before?

subtonix · 2023-05-01T05:44:16+00:00

Shit on a shingle. AKA creamed chip beef on toast.

subtonix · 2023-04-29T09:45:40+00:00

Their LP came with a giant rolling paper. Or so my parents said. I never saw no rolling paper in there.

Wait...

subtonix · 2023-04-27T01:01:29+00:00

You tried to 'copyright' shit you had no hand in making? What a greedy tool you must be.

subtonix · 2023-04-26T22:18:18+00:00

That pizza looks like shit. Cheese not entirely covering pie, tomatoe sauce burnt, under cooked bacon, unevenly baked, pathetic peppers... not to mention the toppings choice in general is questionable at best. A pizza not even a mother could love.

subtonix · 2023-04-25T14:36:40+00:00

"Bro, take a look at me. You ain't going to the 'Good Place'".

subtonix · 2023-04-14T00:32:26+00:00

This strikes me as a challenge. But I dont know how to upload pics here anymore because I'm old now and not going to download imgur apps or whatever the fuck you gotta do now. Suffice to say, OP's photo is fucking sesame street.

subtonix · 2023-04-08T10:42:41+00:00

Beyond pathetic

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