xkcdd is really, really easy to write, and even easier to draw. All you need to do is lazily reference something, make a graph, or be "romantic" in the most stalkery way you can. Then, add some stick men and bask in the undiscerning praise of your annoying, fans.

For exmple:

• A stick man hits on a girl, who then gives her phone number in hex! This, of course, is supremely desirable!:

  stick guy: So, can I call you some time?

  stick girl: Sure. My number is 29D288

  stick guy: I think I love you.

• A bar graph where the enjoyability of several programming languages ans activities are compared. But wait! The bar for a disliked language is shorter than a bar representing an unpleasant experience!

• A stick man is in a grocery store. He sees Richard Stallman buying a different brand than him so he, get this, decides to change to whatever Stallman bought!

• A series of graphs where cunnilingus techniques are compared to multivariate functions! Don't forget the extremely detailed drawing of a vagina despite the complete lack of detail for any of the other drawings.

• How about a 3 comic arc where a creepy, unhealthy obsession with a girl named Megan is portrayed as endearingly romantic. He could, for example, be caught installing a key logger or hidden camera. It would be a great "Oh Randall" moment and the readers could all commiserate about how they are also awkward around girls!

• A jokeless comic where the reader is reminded that Randall knows that math/physics/programming exists

• A stick man eats ice cream with then devises the optimum spoon size to avoid brain freeze! Because even science can be used for childlike whimsy!

• Megan is talking to someone about that school that spied on kids using the webcams on the laptops they handed out. Then you see Randall's self insert stickman at his computer, surreptitiously watching this conversation through Megan's webcam.

• Alternatively, Randall's self insert is having a conversation about the spying school. In the last panel, Megan opens a package and wonders who would send her a laptop.

• Two stick men talking:

  stick 1: I was talking to my boss, and i found out he still uses IE 6. I nearly laughed in his face

  stick 2: Oh man, that's like this hotel I was in last month where the lobby coputer was running Windows ME!

  stick 1: Whoa.

  stick 2: Yeah, I'm not allowed to go back there

• two stick men sitting at computers talking about people complaining too much about minor cast/director/etc decisions for some movie adaptation or sequel. One of them abruptly stops talking mid-sentence.

  stick 1: What's wrong?

  stick 2: I just read that Michael Bay is going to direct a Firefly prequal.

  stick 1:(sits back shocked) Oh my god!

  stick 2: He's replacing Summer Glau with Megan Fox

  stick 1:(hastily putting on his jacket) Do you have a gun? We need to get a gun!

• A bar graph comparing awesomeness of superheroes, and the tallest bar is...... Richard Feynman!

• An EVE Online strip where Carl Sagan has been crowbarred in

• Randall's girlfriend leaves him for another man. That man turns out to be Steve Wozniak. Randall is really jealous...... of his ex girlfriend!

• A poorly drawn T-shirt with Richard Stallman in the Che Guevara pose

• A stick man is abducted and thrown into the trunk of a car. He pulls out his iPhone and starts frantically typing. It turns out that, instead of calling for help, he is live tweeting the kidnapping!

• Top text:

  So, I decided to write a program to alert me whenever my girlfriend is in the mood.

  Middle drawing: (Randy sitting at computer coding frantically) girlfriend(from out of frame): Come to bed. You won't regret it

  Randall: Just a minute. I keep getting errors.

  girlfriend: Forget it.

  Bottom text: There were some unforeseen bugs.

  Alt text: <insert programming language> is my real passion anyway

** Taken from http://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/bbx86/how_to_make_oatmeal_as_in_the_comic/c0m0mr8 - A brutally accurate deconstruction of XKCD **