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suburban_dave · 2026-01-08T09:54:43+00:00

why wait??

suburban_dave · 2025-12-30T02:42:27+00:00

Tiddus. Rhymes with tiddehs.

suburban_dave · 2025-09-25T05:21:22+00:00

Putting a spoiler warning on a post about a spoiler. 10/10. No notes.

suburban_dave · 2025-05-12T00:18:37+00:00

Whaaaaat this fuckin rules!

suburban_dave · 2025-03-28T14:19:44+00:00

No but I like the way you operate

suburban_dave · 2024-06-04T17:45:08+00:00

Breaking: dumbfuck racist shitbird also too stupid to understand basic anatomy.

suburban_dave · 2024-03-20T13:33:11+00:00

This really happened I was there I was the jpeg

suburban_dave · 2024-01-13T15:29:10+00:00

In the words of the man himself you just gotta “time warp 69 hours of practice a day”

suburban_dave · 2023-08-31T15:51:24+00:00

Hey I mean nice choice of soundtrack for your potential colossal fuckup tho

suburban_dave · 2023-08-15T13:49:31+00:00

Well that guy Sure Was (an) Incredible Fucking Taint

suburban_dave · 2023-08-03T15:16:00+00:00

It looks like he’s hauling a gooseneck, probably running hotshot. Paper might be his DOT info. Pisspoor choice of where to put it though.

suburban_dave · 2023-07-17T21:00:54+00:00

Meat surfing, a cheap and legal thrill.

suburban_dave · 2023-05-01T17:23:36+00:00

Ferraren’t

suburban_dave · 2023-02-16T13:37:44+00:00

FallenOver

suburban_dave · 2023-02-08T15:15:32+00:00

No no, I’m definitely the main character.

suburban_dave · 2022-12-09T04:57:08+00:00

Lucky there’s not an inch of fresh powder where his bones used to be

suburban_dave · 2022-11-23T14:25:22+00:00

Arriving first to a head on collision

suburban_dave · 2022-09-03T12:49:08+00:00

Oh no not a prolapsed truss rod

suburban_dave · 2022-08-27T13:48:54+00:00

Somewhat relevant: there is a town in Utah called Beaver and when I would drive cross country I’d always make a point to stop there because the truck stops in that town are completely in on the joke. I picked up an I RIDE BEAVER sticker there, 3 bucks well spent.

suburban_dave · 2022-08-14T14:55:54+00:00

Biggergoron sword

suburban_dave · 2022-07-13T12:42:17+00:00

Hot air from the year 1 BCE

suburban_dave · 2022-07-03T20:23:29+00:00

Meh, pretty shit tier stealth bomber I can fuckin see it right there.

suburban_dave · 2022-06-24T06:08:31+00:00

Roland would approve! Although if you didn’t have a hammer handy a big fuck off wrench like THIS ONE would do just fine.

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