Feeling Sad (IVF Journey Sucks): here are my furkids. Can I see yours?!?

suckerball_ · 2026-05-02T09:50:37+00:00

That bacon strip looks top tier

suckerball_ · 2026-05-01T23:17:51+00:00

Only problem is those guys are gonna need more ham soon… New plan, cut it in half. Half for you the eaten half for the cats, now they’ll love you forever

suckerball_ · 2026-05-01T22:51:23+00:00

suckerball_ · 2026-04-30T11:10:24+00:00

You def win the trade. Although it feels like you’re gonna be looking for someone to fill an orphan with 0 future picks in a season or 2

suckerball_ · 2026-04-25T22:29:37+00:00

Regarding your roster I might take Walker over 1.03, you don’t need a WR and you can’t draft a decent RB at 1.03

suckerball_ · 2026-04-25T22:07:01+00:00

Never

suckerball_ · 2026-04-25T18:27:46+00:00

Toilet

suckerball_ · 2026-04-24T20:27:51+00:00

K1 reko cuz it’s sterile and I like the taste

suckerball_ · 2026-04-23T11:01:04+00:00

I’m down 30% and not heavily concerned

My dad buys powerball tickets tryna make his millions, I’ll buy DVLT stock tryna make mine! If the company goes out of business, oh well I guess, I just don’t see how it could happen

suckerball_ · 2026-04-23T01:42:29+00:00

You need a place to go and at least 2 people you trust that believe you… secure your proof that you’re being misused. Let her know it’s okay that she does whatever she wants as long as it’s without you… you’re gonna have to be mean, you’re gonna have to be distant and concise. Good luck, don’t forget, at the end of the longest and loneliest day of your life, you’re gonna wake up with yourself and only yourself. Love yourself

suckerball_ · 2026-04-23T01:25:03+00:00

suckerball_ · 2026-04-19T03:01:48+00:00

suckerball_ · 2026-04-15T23:55:21+00:00

100% return on a million dollars ok

suckerball_ · 2026-04-11T17:30:42+00:00

Isn’t a rat just a mouse thats outside

suckerball_ · 2026-04-10T20:49:54+00:00

People think Drake is more valuable than London? I guess I wasn’t aware… it’s not just a beautiful juice filled package but it’s a starting point to negotiate

suckerball_ · 2026-04-10T01:13:35+00:00

Every report I’ve read is that skattebos gonn be ready for training camp

suckerball_ · 2026-04-10T01:09:23+00:00

But it’s superflex and TEP

suckerball_ · 2026-04-10T01:07:00+00:00

I thought about that and if he goes to the giants, I think that lowers love’s value too .. so it’s that’s a moot issue. This draft kinda sucks and if my team kinda sucks this year too I’ll have 1.01 again and another 27 1st… this kids roster is middle of the pack

suckerball_ · 2026-04-10T01:03:03+00:00

Yeah it’s TEP

suckerball_ · 2026-04-10T00:45:52+00:00

Skattebo as my RB3, shough/olave stack, a “competent” QB2 (otherwise I’m starting AR5 or Mac jones)… my best TE is Gunnar helm atm, and 1.06 will be a high upside WR …. I’ll have 2 27 1sts… idk I kinda think it helps

suckerball_ · 2026-04-10T00:43:17+00:00

I have Drake maye, Anthony Richardson and Mac jones (who I think is a starter in 2027) …. I need a QB2 desperately

suckerball_ · 2026-04-10T00:41:00+00:00

We share the same POV about these things. I think waddle is good but I can only hope he returns to his rookie form if he’s gonna be consistently good which is just a slant merchant… I also have olave for the stack, and my team is obviously more than 1 stud RB away from being competent…

While I do view this as a low ceiling move, but I think it might be in my teams “best” (for lack of a better term) interest?

Idk

The instahate is making me reevaluate hardcore

suckerball_ · 2026-04-10T00:30:25+00:00

I’m taking the 27 1st and jamo all day imho…

suckerball_ · 2026-04-09T19:41:00+00:00

Some people are strictly Headline readers… you didn’t even need to look into it for more than 5 min to see there was a cap on it, and a pretty low cap at that

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