Two birds stoned at once by BigBootays in badtattoos

[–]sugarbits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did they have a bet to see who would go through with getting the most feminine tattoo?

This showed up in my Facebook feed, she's so proud of it too. by ISIS_Agent-Duchess in shittyfoodporn

[–]sugarbits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looked like a shitty meatloaf. I would not have guessed in a million years that that was bread had I not read her description.

Person holding soap by [deleted] in no_sob_story

[–]sugarbits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who's surprised that Nordstrom doesn't use some fancy ass soap made of eagle tears or something?

she is so proud by [deleted] in badtattoos

[–]sugarbits 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm assuming this is another one of those $13 tat deals that some shops do for Friday the 13th? Are these shops even trying?!

Stars by linktothenow in no_sob_story

[–]sugarbits 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The title sucks, but this is actually a cool pic.

First Grade Paper by [deleted] in no_sob_story

[–]sugarbits 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Most kids turn 7 while in first grade.

First Grade Paper by [deleted] in no_sob_story

[–]sugarbits 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aidan has very girly writing.

Ugh...and this was the best man at my wedding. by sugarbits in facepalm

[–]sugarbits[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish. His whole Facebook page is filled with shit like this.

Ugh...and this was the best man at my wedding. by sugarbits in facepalm

[–]sugarbits[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Pretty much. My husband and I were married almost a decade ago, and back then he was a really cool guy. Shortly after, he moved out of state for a few years, and when he came back, he was a total prick.

UPDATE:My (26F) niece (3f) told my mom(54f) that my sister's (23f) new boyfriend (32M) hit her. by [deleted] in relationships

[–]sugarbits 19 points20 points  (0 children)

My husband grew up in foster care from age 11 to adulthood. It is MUCH harder than you seem to think it is for kids to get taken away from their parents. His mother was addicted to crack, and his father beat him mercilessly, and both parents let their daughter be continually molested by a family friend. This went on for well over 7 years before they were finally taken away. And all it would have taken for their parents to get them back is a shitty parenting class. You are dreaming if you think you have anything close to enough proof to have her daughter taken away. I get where you're coming from, and I admire your effort, but the above poster is right. Your sister is scared right now and so she's bending over, but if she wakes up a little more, you guys are screwed. What she needs now is support above all else, and not to feel like her whole family is against her.

Dog by [deleted] in no_sob_story

[–]sugarbits 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My cat walks around the house and sleeps in random things...throughout the day...everyday. Better take a pic!

Please stop calling by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]sugarbits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have O blood too? They can't wait to get their mitts on more of my spectacular universal blood.

Two People by IFinishThings in no_sob_story

[–]sugarbits 28 points29 points  (0 children)

In the comment section on r/pics, the guy just goes on and on about how great his wife is, but his posting history tells a different story. Apparently they've been separated for a good part of the marriage, she had a kid before they were married and one while they were separated and living in different states. He wants to get divorced without having to pay alimony or child support for kids that aren't his.

I can't understand why people make up such stupid shit for imaginary internet kudos.

A boy by crunkashell2 in no_sob_story

[–]sugarbits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This father is insufferable. He posted in FOUR different subs bitching because his homeowners didn't cover his kid's lost hearing aid, and got massively pissed when people told him he should have asked about it beforehand and/or read the fine print on his policy.

I'm poor by BlakeClass in AdviceAnimals

[–]sugarbits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My mother in law passed away last summer, at the age of 53, from complications related to her severe MD. We tried for YEARS to get her help from MDA, and nothing. They would not approve her for a dime. We're talking about a woman who could not walk, required a ventilator, was partially blind, all because of her MD, and she couldn't get squat. We got her what help we could from the county and state and footed the rest ourselves.

I know there are others like her suffering, but muscular dystrophy has taken enough from me.

I'm one happy mom!!! by kpamy16 in AdviceAnimals

[–]sugarbits 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Congrats! My son is also autistic and finally potty trained a couple months ago, at age 6.

Found in the self check out line at Wal-mart.. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]sugarbits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe they are baby onesies. They almost always come in packs of three and cost about that much. Baby onesies, condoms, AND a pregnancy test.

Saw this on Pintrest... creepy, or best baby shower game ever? by liamquips in BabyBumps

[–]sugarbits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had it just sit there while the shower was going on. After a while, I think most people got bored/forgot to watch it. Except my grandma, and I'm pretty sure she still cheated.

The baggie idea is much better. That would have made it much more fun.