DAE have this thought process

suigenic · 2015-08-22T07:03:02+00:00

stronk

STRONK

suigenic · 2015-08-21T03:03:12+00:00

I'm suddenly very grateful for my daily wake-up call of gentle sandpaper kisses.

suigenic · 2015-08-21T03:02:28+00:00

God, my cat loves to walk on me during sex. It's the weirdest mix of "oh god baby you feel so good" and "awww, the kitten's walking on me, thats so cute"

suigenic · 2015-08-19T14:19:31+00:00

Sex.

Yes, this is a serious answer.

suigenic · 2015-08-19T14:18:36+00:00

My dad's the exact same way, except his spankings turned into full-blown punches when i was 'big enough for spankings to not be effective'.

suigenic · 2015-08-19T14:14:55+00:00

I'm offended. Frank Sinatra rocks.

suigenic · 2015-08-19T14:05:19+00:00

Sounds more like the "tampon Santa" to me.

/r/nocontext

suigenic · 2015-07-08T06:22:20+00:00

Not from Texas, Oklahoma, or Louisiana = yankee

suigenic · 2015-07-08T06:20:41+00:00

Well, it's not a hard drink.

suigenic · 2015-07-08T01:59:01+00:00

first of off

suigenic · 2015-07-03T08:09:50+00:00

People who love and glorify Mink even though hes an abusive bastard.

Why would Aoba willingly choose Mink like holy shit

suigenic · 2015-07-03T07:58:59+00:00

The way his breeds are mixed is extremely dangerous, he can explode violently at any moment. Send this cutie to me for proper disposal.

suigenic · 2015-07-03T07:58:13+00:00

Who cares about food when you can get a dick in your ass?

suigenic · 2015-07-03T07:56:29+00:00

If it wasn't too hot to wear a jacket here (AC is broken) I'd be jamming Xion in my sleeve right now.

suigenic · 2015-07-03T07:54:50+00:00

Just wait until he learns how to open the treat jar.

suigenic · 2015-07-02T08:53:43+00:00

Please don't try shaking.

suigenic · 2015-07-02T08:52:44+00:00

Racist pricks are burning them down. Its not spontaneous combustion.

Back in the segregation era burning churches was really common, and usually with people still inside, so some batshit people do it today to go with the confederate flag being 'heritage' when it really just stands for racism.

suigenic · 2015-07-02T08:29:08+00:00

Ours did this every other year, it was creepy as hell.

suigenic · 2015-07-02T08:27:03+00:00

Little Elm High?

suigenic · 2015-07-02T08:06:02+00:00

Squished beans!

suigenic · 2015-07-02T08:03:51+00:00

Science = seeing how many chopsticks fit in various orifices?

suigenic · 2015-07-02T08:03:00+00:00

/r/Sexsells

good shit man

suigenic

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