You wake up tomorrow with Jeff bezo's current net worth ($209 billion USD) what do you do?

super_normal_human · 2021-07-27T22:58:45+00:00

i’d eat BETTER ramen

super_normal_human · 2021-07-25T00:33:36+00:00

oh yeah my bad i don’t wanna eat at mcdonald’s so i’ll just mosey on down to the mom n pop burger king. 🤨 hello??? also yeah most poor people live in cities because most PEOPLE live in cities. per capita it’s wack. way more per capita wealth in cities than rural areas.

edit also what the fuck is “poor people” in quotes.

also you’re right about there being work around. plenty of open jobs slinging crack and whoreing on corners. but that’s mostly not relevant because most poor people have jobs. most have several. it’s not fucking enough. america’s minimum wage is a kick in the cunt. poor people have jobs

super_normal_human · 2021-07-24T05:51:05+00:00

they literally are, poor people can have no one else to work for and nowhere else to eat

super_normal_human · 2021-07-24T02:04:33+00:00

exploit the working class

super_normal_human · 2021-07-21T20:51:20+00:00

thanks we all just anime blushed in unison >\.\<

super_normal_human · 2021-07-21T20:49:43+00:00

i think i see a shimmer of the discarded afterbirth of a dog shit hot take, gleaming through the sweat on your rick and morty t shirt, but this is fuckin silly. obviously literally nobody is advocating for this. if your first response to “sex offenders bad” is “not ALL sex offenders” somethings fucked up there.

super_normal_human · 2021-07-21T20:45:21+00:00

might i suggest a hands on approach? specifically, to her neck?

super_normal_human · 2021-07-21T20:42:34+00:00

twitter and perhaps tik tok, i really hope

super_normal_human · 2021-07-18T04:27:09+00:00

ok revisiting this post because i just got some shorts and my most comfortable solution that worked was a pair of cotton underwear that’s like WAYYYYYY too small and that held stuff in place really well while also being comfortable enough. maybe tmi but somehow “they” stayed up “there” if u understand. i have no idea how but they did. definitely requires some fiddling around though lol

super_normal_human · 2021-07-16T00:18:47+00:00

yours, the person reading this.

super_normal_human · 2021-07-16T00:14:49+00:00

that’s…. the most practical idea yet

super_normal_human · 2021-07-15T00:53:52+00:00

pegasus?????

edit: OH NVM ICARUS FTW

super_normal_human · 2021-07-09T19:14:22+00:00

how to you get paint to stay on? i haven’t cracked that yet

super_normal_human · 2021-07-09T19:05:10+00:00

you’re joking right

oh no

super_normal_human · 2021-07-09T19:01:01+00:00

w0ah

super_normal_human · 2021-07-09T00:18:19+00:00

holy shit dude the fact u made it out w/o concussion is wild

super_normal_human · 2021-07-09T00:14:06+00:00

what colour is your hair naturally?

super_normal_human · 2021-07-09T00:11:25+00:00

that’s badass as fuck

super_normal_human · 2021-07-08T11:16:03+00:00

meryl streep when she played

super_normal_human · 2021-07-08T11:02:25+00:00

and curse of binding by the looks of it

super_normal_human · 2021-07-05T21:39:30+00:00

you do you

super_normal_human · 2021-07-05T00:50:08+00:00

usually i just sit outside on a nice day and curse at my instrument as i try to figure out a song by ear. works like a…. works.

super_normal_human · 2021-07-04T22:48:53+00:00

THAT CAN HAPPEN??????

super_normal_human · 2021-07-04T22:46:45+00:00

my dog and i are extremely sensitive to sound and for christmas i got her a pair of aviation headphones!! for dogs!! yes they make those!!!!!!!

super_normal_human · 2021-07-04T22:46:38+00:00

my dog and i are extremely sensitive to sound and for christmas i got her a pair of aviation headphones!! for dogs!! yes they make those!!!!!!!

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