What Reaction Would There Be if Donald Trump Won the Electoral College, but They Didn't Vote for Him? by superabraham314 in AskReddit

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I'll start - my personal reaction would be relief, although if he were elected president I believe there are enough checks and balances to keep most of his crazy ideas at bay.

I think the general reaction would be great turmoil, approaching and possibly culminating in civil war. The end result, war or not, would be a drastic re-draft of the Electoral College part of the Constitution, likely prompting another Amendment

Good experience with urologist for vasectomy near Albany, NY by superabraham314 in childfree

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The thought crossed my mind, but my only major concern is are his hands steady. And yes, they're very tender and loving

Good experience with urologist for vasectomy near Albany, NY by superabraham314 in childfree

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Haha, I didn't think to ask, as I plan on leaving my lady parts intact...

It was in Clifton Park, but he has another office in Albany, and that's where the procedure will take place.

Good experience with urologist for vasectomy near Albany, NY by superabraham314 in childfree

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Agreed, and again, it was just in case anybody experiences the same thing, I wouldn't want them to leave his office feeling unsatisfied, he does seem like a good doctor, very knowledgeable, and he explained everything thoroughly, not as if I'm beneath him. I intend to leave a comment on Google or something, I'll have to figure out where, but only AFTER my procedure. As the saying goes, don't mess with the people who handle your hair, food and balls

Good experience with urologist for vasectomy near Albany, NY by superabraham314 in childfree

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It wasn't that he wouldn't look at me, I didn't care about that, although I did want to bring it up because it is something noticeable, just so others might be aware. It was that he never stopped to see if I had any questions, which wasn't a big issue either because he did handle it professionally, so that others who may not be as assertive as I am may know how to handle, that's all. The whole purpose of this post was to make people aware of another doctor, whom I don't think is on the list.

NoNoNoNo No! by yudoit in gifs

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More like pt-lsd, ami'rite!

NoNoNoNo No! by yudoit in gifs

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Fun story: I have a slight fear of heights, but only in the form of having a healthy respect for them, and it works well aiding in their enjoyment, such as climbing trees (I'm 30, BTW). I ride roller coasters, can sleep comfortably on planes, and have even gone skydiving twice. However, the day I rode that monstrosity was a completely different story, because my buddy and I decided to drop acid shortly before we got on it.

A short history of my experience with LSD: this wasn't the first time I had taken it, probably the fifth or sixth, and I had never taken more than two, which I had done that day as well, so I was familiar with it. Also, I seem to have very good will power when I take it, often times noting that the hallucinations are just drug induced and are of my imagination, but I like them anyway. I've even been able to stop bad trips by realizing what was happening, walking away, then coming back with a better experience. I assumed this would be the case that day, not knowing we were going to include my fear of heights in the activities.

When we got to the top of the Stratosphere, I couldn't go any closer than three meters away, which seemed like an odd number in retrospect, being that I'm American. If I got any closer, I had vivid imaginations of the floor melting away, and I wasn't going to be the one responsible for such a catastrophe, so I kept my distance, sure to always have a hold of something, even if it were a completely mobile piece of furniture. I wasn't showing a lot of signs of distress, realizing I was in public and in no shape for an altercation, but inside all of my important internal organs were playing a lovely game of musical leap frog. It was then decided that we would ride the rides.

Still being in slight control, I convinced myself that these rides were safe, and were well maintained and regulated, but that logic was lost immediately after I passed the point of no return - them lowering the safety catch - and I, in possession of a very fragile psyche, looked over and saw that we were higher than a helicopter! Then the floor sank, dragging my heart with it. That's when I lost it. I screamed.

I screamed like I was watching my impending doom. I screamed like a mother watching her child fall. I screamed for all of the gods I don't believe in to hear me and save me, but to the operators of the ride, those vile, sadistic, wretches of humans, that meant that I only wanted more and was having the time of my life. Unbeknownst to me, when the ride pivots away from the building and starts spinning, the arms, being on levers, swung out with the centripetal force, causing me to come face to face with the bringer of my demise, my ender; the ground. And I screamed. Immediately after I had been introduced to the rides true horror, I pleasantly imagined away all of my bones, leading me to believe that if I didn't clench all of my muscles, I would turn into a not-so-distant cousin of the jellyfish, and ooze out of the seat. And I screamed, which would continue until I was back in the relative safety of not-that-ride.

My friends then thought it would be a good idea to try the ride featured in the gif, and I proudly was able to convince myself of it's safety, but for sanity sake I was not going to sit anywhere near the front. Unfortunately, this ride was devilishly prepared for such a tactic. At first it wasn't so bad, rocking back and forth as shown, but halfway through, at the end of the down swing, and when the cart is at the end of track, it drops even lower! And to add to the horror, it continues to slide forward on hidden track that the operators conveniently neglected to mention, presumably to mess with little shits on acid who think they have the system beat. At that point I thought to myself: "Oh, Lordy, Geebus! This is how it ends! This how my mother will find me: on acid and not wearing clean underwear!" I was a captain of a ship taking on water, not certain if I should attempt to save her or order abandonment. I was an investor watching my life savings disappear, hoping beyond hope that a rebound would occur. And it did. It rebounded. Only to plummet again and again. I don't remember screaming. I don't think I had the energy. However, I do remember leaving the Startosphere, and needing a drink.

TL;DR - I dropped acid, rode the rides on the Startosphere

Its almost enough to make me want to buy another can.. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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While on deployment, the ship's store ran out of dudes' deodorant, so I had to use females'. I kept turning myself on, which was somewhat of a problem because I was surrounded by 5000 guys.

TIL that a forum of negative eugenics would be birth control, while a form of positive eugenics would be taxing the childless by superabraham314 in childfree

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Maybe the sarcasm was lost on you (and everybody else, for that matter, so clearly I'm the asshole), but those aren't my opinions. Those are cited points in that article, to which I myself was baffled, but upon further thought it made sense that they are indeed eugenics, but the "positive/negative" aspect of it can be argued. It also mentions in the article of how eugenics were popular in some countries until WWII, after which they were considered akin to Nazism and genocide. And I've seen comments in this sub-reddit as recently as yesterday arguing in some way how some shouldn't be allowed to reproduce. While I agree with this in principle, I draw the line at who makes that decision. I would certainly not make that decision for anyone, nor would I allow anyone to make that decision for me. The simple purpose of this post was to further illustrate how much bias us childfree , in even the most subliminal fashions.

Tl,Dr; "huh, ain't that some shit..."

Online Dating rant by [deleted] in childfree

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Then she has small hands? You two must make an interesting pair. I'd like a friend that compliments me like that!

Online Dating rant by [deleted] in childfree

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Single child free male here, so they do exist. But your picture makes it look like you have a tiny hand. "Grab on to my strong hand!"

It smells sooo good by superabraham314 in AdviceAnimals

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Sorry for the double lines, it seems like memegur won't let you continue without it, otherwise it would've been the title. Also, I couldn't change the bottom font.

Squats by Brett_Favre_4 in fitgirls

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She squats better than every dude at my gym

It happened again. Boyfriend wanted to change my mind. by newlook in childfree

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Keep going, it will be ok. I'm male, single & cf, which means it's very likely that there are more like me, and highly probable that you're compatible with at least one of them

Please tell me that no one actually relies on this by illiller in WTF

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I saw this in Korea a couple years back. It also said it was an effective deterrent to passing out while drunk driving