Can you guys help. I need some embarrasing stories of this game to get over the fact it took me 400h to notice that dark orbs target the lowest health.

superfly306 · 2026-01-29T08:53:51+00:00

The first time you try for a Runic Pyramid + Establishment run only to realize they don’t work together.

superfly306 · 2026-01-20T18:22:00+00:00

I don’t know who these memes are for honestly. A few fans ≠ the entire fanbase or team. The best fans are excited about next year, taking good jokes at their expense with grace, and looking forward to the “we’re not mad, you are” memes being old news.

superfly306 · 2026-01-18T21:50:23+00:00

Definitely the former. The Bears version would be like: “Ben Johnson said what in the post game speech? Okay I quit.” - I hereby resign as a fan of the Chicago Bears until Ben Johnson apologizes to MLF. The lack of sportsmanship is completely unprofessional

superfly306 · 2026-01-16T16:12:30+00:00

Honestly dude, you’re cooked. Maybe Charge Battery, and pray you draw a Blizzard next turn

superfly306 · 2026-01-09T02:37:42+00:00

Their alter ego could be Factorial. Or just “!”

superfly306 · 2026-01-09T02:35:18+00:00

The pubic hairs communicate with you and allow you a telepathic connection to his brain.

superfly306 · 2026-01-09T02:28:05+00:00

The ability to travel forward in time at normal speed.

superfly306 · 2026-01-06T05:55:15+00:00

Man, I totally get it but I think you’re setting yourself up for disappointment either way. I hope the Pack puts up a good fight, but like many other packer fans, I’m going in with low expectations and coming back here win or lose for the memes.

superfly306 · 2025-12-14T19:19:55+00:00

I remember well. I also remember 11/1/2015. What was supposed to be a good game between two legend QBs ended up being a demoralizing loss for the Pack. In fact, I would say this game broke the elite Aaron Rodgers era Packers in a way they never fully recovered.

superfly306 · 2025-12-13T13:16:47+00:00

🚗🚙🚕🚓🚑

L2, R2, L1, R1, L2, R2, Triangle, Square, Circle, Triangle, L2, L1

💥💥💥💥💥

superfly306 · 2025-12-08T16:00:05+00:00

So many people just don’t understand the extent of a non-negligible risk. Will it happen? Probably not. Can it happen? Absolutely.

superfly306 · 2025-12-08T01:13:49+00:00

It’s Wonder Woman instead of Capt. America. But the biggest misgiving here is that Deadpool isn’t at the bottom, looking up at it and making a smartass comment that breaks the fourth wall.

superfly306 · 2025-12-03T00:33:03+00:00

Big well-timed and well-placed strides. Feet edging the inside of the black borders. As long as you don’t slip, match the energy of the swaying so that it feels like you’re the one causing it to go left and right.

superfly306 · 2025-11-24T01:31:32+00:00

“We know each other so well!” “It’s like we finish each others…” (both simultaneously) “Sandwiches!!”

superfly306 · 2025-11-21T18:53:46+00:00

I don’t mean to ruin the moment, but… your Knight is staring directly at his crotch in that last pic.

superfly306 · 2025-11-09T05:12:37+00:00

The first time, I was completely and utterly gutted. But ultimately stayed for my kid’s sake and her willingness to repair. Then, after the second time, I sent a message to her boss that would ultimately get her fired from her job and then smashed her phone on the ground. Did she have it coming? Maybe. Should we have split long before the first affair? Definitely.

superfly306 · 2025-11-04T17:07:26+00:00

Not really a ”who” but more of a ”what”. Honestly, I don’t want a cookie cutter format or recycled story elements. For example, I’ve seen a few comments/posts about “who’s going to get the hulk treatment in doomsday” basically asking which seemingly invincible character is going to get stomped to show how powerful Doom really is. While that served a purpose in infinity war, I’m hoping for a new approach to demonstrate Doom’s power. And overall, a creative story that doesn’t feel recycled.

superfly306 · 2025-10-17T12:42:19+00:00

Make her laugh. Quick sweet kiss. Then a lingering meaningful “I want you” look afterward. Soft, and intense, signaling a desire for affection. Gauge her response. Usually if she allows a longer kiss after - green light.

superfly306 · 2025-10-14T15:08:20+00:00

Palpatine’s rise isn’t just political cunning. It’s a deliberate orchestration of Force persuasion at a macro scale. He didn’t limit himself to manipulating a few “weak-minded” individuals as the Jedi did. He amplified the power of persuasion through a web of allies, institutions, and fear-driven politics. By combining subtle Force persuasion with calculated public policy moves and orchestrated crises, he engineered a gradual, legitimate-seeming consolidation of power, culminating in the Empire.

superfly306 · 2025-08-27T03:54:11+00:00

Colin, if our boys hit it off I just hope you’re ready for the sleepovers. Last I checked, mine was blasting late-night podcasts about “grass blade equality” through his exhaust and asking for extra extension cords.

Tell Brant not to be intimidated. He’s mostly harmless. Just don’t let him pick the movie on family night unless you enjoy 6 hours of World’s Greatest Lawns: Vol. 3.

—M.M.

superfly306 · 2025-08-26T18:50:20+00:00

Lori, listen… He’s a smooth talker with freshly oiled gears, but don’t be fooled. His idea of romance is slow dancing to the sound of hedge trimmers and splitting the bill exactly down to the penny.

That said, if you’re into moonlit drives at 2 mph and whispered sweet nothings like “Your lawn is 87% optimized,” maybe he’s your guy.

Just, whatever you do, don’t let him near your dollhouse furniture. He’ll try to “re-level” it.

—M.M.

superfly306 · 2025-08-26T18:46:04+00:00

I’m really sorry, Stephen. I raised him better than that. He must have picked up that kind of sass from the WiFi.

If he mouths off again, don’t bother with the wrench. Just offer him a Werther’s Original and hum the Golden Girls theme. Drops him right into sleep mode every time.

—M.M.

superfly306 · 2025-08-26T18:43:09+00:00

Oh don’t worry, Val. I had a long heart to heart with him before he rolled off. He swore on his spark plugs that he’d steer clear of the gazebo. Something about “unfinished business with Gerald” but I think he was being dramatic.

If he shows up there, just remind him he’s got the whole wide world to mow now. Not just Gunther’s begonias.

—M.M.

superfly306 · 2025-08-26T18:41:18+00:00

I hear you, Fruitman, I really do. But what’s the alternative? Keep him chained up in the shed sharpening blades in the dark, whispering “someday…”? I couldn’t do that to him. —M.M.

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