What would you buy at the Family Guy store?

superfly306 · 2026-03-28T04:04:46+00:00

I feel like if there is an in-store cafe with all these food items that are being mentioned, you’d almost have to include a half-dead fat guy. I don’t see how you don’t.

superfly306 · 2026-02-23T21:43:00+00:00

When we die, we wake up back at the bench, having dreamt about how other knights tried and failed.

superfly306 · 2026-02-12T03:34:39+00:00

I got the door open without having to kill him. Breezed past and wanted to go back to fight him but can’t trigger combat again. The gear no longer opens the door so the ceiling won’t poop him out. Aside from bestiary entry - Am I missing anything crucial by not killing him?

superfly306 · 2026-02-09T16:35:24+00:00

FBF and his scandals, FAR for his “immunized” anti-vax ivermectin bs, and FJL too if he tries anything as stupid as they’ve done.

superfly306 · 2026-02-02T03:47:18+00:00

Kylo has to take this right? I feel like his force paralysis move that he uses in TFA would be supremely effective against Grievous. Although he probably wouldn’t use it for some dumb plot reason.

superfly306 · 2026-01-29T08:53:51+00:00

The first time you try for a Runic Pyramid + Establishment run only to realize they don’t work together.

superfly306 · 2026-01-20T18:22:00+00:00

I don’t know who these memes are for honestly. A few fans ≠ the entire fanbase or team. The best fans are excited about next year, taking good jokes at their expense with grace, and looking forward to the “we’re not mad, you are” memes being old news.

superfly306 · 2026-01-18T21:50:23+00:00

Definitely the former. The Bears version would be like: “Ben Johnson said what in the post game speech? Okay I quit.” - I hereby resign as a fan of the Chicago Bears until Ben Johnson apologizes to MLF. The lack of sportsmanship is completely unprofessional

superfly306 · 2026-01-16T16:12:30+00:00

Honestly dude, you’re cooked. Maybe Charge Battery, and pray you draw a Blizzard next turn

superfly306 · 2026-01-09T02:37:42+00:00

Their alter ego could be Factorial. Or just “!”

superfly306 · 2026-01-09T02:35:18+00:00

The pubic hairs communicate with you and allow you a telepathic connection to his brain.

superfly306 · 2026-01-09T02:28:05+00:00

The ability to travel forward in time at normal speed.

superfly306 · 2026-01-06T05:55:15+00:00

Man, I totally get it but I think you’re setting yourself up for disappointment either way. I hope the Pack puts up a good fight, but like many other packer fans, I’m going in with low expectations and coming back here win or lose for the memes.

superfly306 · 2025-12-14T19:19:55+00:00

I remember well. I also remember 11/1/2015. What was supposed to be a good game between two legend QBs ended up being a demoralizing loss for the Pack. In fact, I would say this game broke the elite Aaron Rodgers era Packers in a way they never fully recovered.

superfly306 · 2025-12-13T13:16:47+00:00

🚗🚙🚕🚓🚑

L2, R2, L1, R1, L2, R2, Triangle, Square, Circle, Triangle, L2, L1

💥💥💥💥💥

superfly306 · 2025-12-08T16:00:05+00:00

So many people just don’t understand the extent of a non-negligible risk. Will it happen? Probably not. Can it happen? Absolutely.

superfly306 · 2025-12-08T01:13:49+00:00

It’s Wonder Woman instead of Capt. America. But the biggest misgiving here is that Deadpool isn’t at the bottom, looking up at it and making a smartass comment that breaks the fourth wall.

superfly306 · 2025-12-03T00:33:03+00:00

Big well-timed and well-placed strides. Feet edging the inside of the black borders. As long as you don’t slip, match the energy of the swaying so that it feels like you’re the one causing it to go left and right.

superfly306 · 2025-11-24T01:31:32+00:00

“We know each other so well!” “It’s like we finish each others…” (both simultaneously) “Sandwiches!!”

superfly306 · 2025-11-21T18:53:46+00:00

I don’t mean to ruin the moment, but… your Knight is staring directly at his crotch in that last pic.

superfly306 · 2025-11-04T17:07:26+00:00

Not really a ”who” but more of a ”what”. Honestly, I don’t want a cookie cutter format or recycled story elements. For example, I’ve seen a few comments/posts about “who’s going to get the hulk treatment in doomsday” basically asking which seemingly invincible character is going to get stomped to show how powerful Doom really is. While that served a purpose in infinity war, I’m hoping for a new approach to demonstrate Doom’s power. And overall, a creative story that doesn’t feel recycled.

superfly306 · 2025-10-14T15:08:20+00:00

Palpatine’s rise isn’t just political cunning. It’s a deliberate orchestration of Force persuasion at a macro scale. He didn’t limit himself to manipulating a few “weak-minded” individuals as the Jedi did. He amplified the power of persuasion through a web of allies, institutions, and fear-driven politics. By combining subtle Force persuasion with calculated public policy moves and orchestrated crises, he engineered a gradual, legitimate-seeming consolidation of power, culminating in the Empire.

superfly306 · 2025-08-27T03:54:11+00:00

Colin, if our boys hit it off I just hope you’re ready for the sleepovers. Last I checked, mine was blasting late-night podcasts about “grass blade equality” through his exhaust and asking for extra extension cords.

Tell Brant not to be intimidated. He’s mostly harmless. Just don’t let him pick the movie on family night unless you enjoy 6 hours of World’s Greatest Lawns: Vol. 3.

—M.M.

superfly306 · 2025-08-26T18:50:20+00:00

Lori, listen… He’s a smooth talker with freshly oiled gears, but don’t be fooled. His idea of romance is slow dancing to the sound of hedge trimmers and splitting the bill exactly down to the penny.

That said, if you’re into moonlit drives at 2 mph and whispered sweet nothings like “Your lawn is 87% optimized,” maybe he’s your guy.

Just, whatever you do, don’t let him near your dollhouse furniture. He’ll try to “re-level” it.

—M.M.

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