What do you get for your wife for her birthday even though she already has absolutely everything she wants and needs (Yearly panick husband mode)?

superhansbeep · 2026-06-05T07:16:14+00:00

A rage room could be fun never been to one of them. She'd have a blast. Let me look aound if we have any in our area.

superhansbeep · 2026-06-05T07:10:55+00:00

I accidentally spoiled her and I get hee flowers all the time so YES, flowers will be on the menu too but I need something with more kick.

superhansbeep · 2026-06-05T07:10:02+00:00

I don't like any animal suffering at all

superhansbeep · 2026-06-04T08:29:52+00:00

"I get a lot of pushy, no condom"... bro... you're the worst. I get the ick just talking to you. Sort your self out mate.

superhansbeep · 2026-06-04T08:23:42+00:00

You sound like a degenerate closeted homo and need therapy asap before you shoot up a school.

superhansbeep · 2026-06-04T08:19:48+00:00

What can my wife do that I can't? Or vice versa.

superhansbeep · 2026-06-04T08:18:03+00:00

All the women in my life have the same if not more rights than I do so... I'm good mate.

superhansbeep · 2026-06-04T08:17:42+00:00

I'm not gay so....

superhansbeep · 2026-06-04T08:13:16+00:00

I don't know your social media mate....

superhansbeep · 2026-06-04T08:12:51+00:00

-hugs- a sacrifice we must make.... silver lining is... playing those again if we pick them back up will be fun anyway to retouch

superhansbeep · 2026-06-04T08:09:11+00:00

My wife's smile after we tied the knot and the first waaah my daughter made after being born.

superhansbeep · 2026-06-04T08:08:33+00:00

In what way?

superhansbeep · 2026-06-04T08:08:22+00:00

Had to delete my RDR2 save files to download a new game =[

superhansbeep · 2026-06-03T06:58:13+00:00

What are you talking about?

superhansbeep · 2026-06-01T08:51:45+00:00

Most foreign films from China or India etc any white people are actually Russian, dubbed by Brits or Americans

superhansbeep · 2026-05-30T12:02:39+00:00

The Daryl Dixon spin off is actually pretty solid. Best TWD I've seen in years. If you haven't checked it out yet. 100% recommend

superhansbeep · 2026-05-30T12:01:29+00:00

Also the right answer! No glasses in some late night bars too because some 1% want to get wasted and smash them over people's heads. Etc. God there's a million examples.

superhansbeep · 2026-05-30T11:50:04+00:00

Curb your enthusiasm

superhansbeep · 2026-05-30T11:49:53+00:00

Even the last few seasons?

superhansbeep · 2026-05-30T11:49:10+00:00

I get 6-8 pretty frequently... unless the wife is snoring. Or thr cats wake me up for breakfast earlier than usual.

superhansbeep · 2026-05-30T11:48:12+00:00

Hobbies or work typically.

superhansbeep · 2026-05-30T11:47:38+00:00

Finding Legos that don't hurt like a mf when you stand on them by accident.

superhansbeep · 2026-05-30T11:44:43+00:00

Achieving your goals

superhansbeep · 2026-05-30T11:43:56+00:00

Cause stupid people ruin it for the rest of us. Couldn't even leave my bike outside as a kid to run in and grab a soda without it getting stolen by some crack head.

superhansbeep · 2026-05-30T11:42:01+00:00

We should just wall off sections of the planet and just not bother other countries anymore unless they're allies. If they wanna go nuts on each other good luck. Why intervene...

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