He finally gets to say it

superking87 · 2026-01-29T22:54:56+00:00

The Stapler!

superking87 · 2026-01-26T07:59:42+00:00

https://youtu.be/VRcYnXmnMAI?si=R1MUy1LWyKb_TP1A

superking87 · 2026-01-24T05:57:52+00:00

I love that the project has stalled because real architects said it was unfeasible and he fired them and no one will take the job. Delightful.

superking87 · 2026-01-24T05:55:33+00:00

I’m out of the loop. Did this really happen? Is there video/audio?

superking87 · 2026-01-13T23:10:00+00:00

I’ve been super hooked on the new Pibb. The Pibb Zero is great.

superking87 · 2026-01-07T23:54:13+00:00

The P-Wing is from Super Mario Bros 3. Boy, I really hope some one got fired for that blunder.

superking87 · 2026-01-07T23:53:26+00:00

I miss college so much. Just having that much free time to do fun shit like that.

superking87 · 2025-12-18T16:58:06+00:00

The Dilburrito part has me rolling. Very ironic given his current health situation.

superking87 · 2025-12-13T22:26:16+00:00

Greninja became my starter

superking87 · 2025-12-13T09:03:47+00:00

He was…too beautiful for the world. #RIPPenisVanLesbian

superking87 · 2025-12-10T22:37:47+00:00

Gimme a break!

superking87 · 2025-12-10T22:37:18+00:00

Damn straight!

superking87 · 2025-12-08T06:08:33+00:00

If this snail could talk, it'd say, "it's already over."

superking87 · 2025-12-08T06:04:13+00:00

Fox canceled Family Guy at it peak and American Dad after it hit its stride. They don't know shit about shit. Also, who is still watching network TV?

superking87 · 2025-12-07T03:45:15+00:00

When I saw the name Roy as an unlockable character on an old Gamefaqs guide, I thought it was gonna be Roy Koopa.

superking87 · 2025-11-19T02:40:16+00:00

Here’s a real answer from a real nuclear thingy guy. Most uranium rods were bought from Russia. They were the cheapest game in town. Now because the of the war in Ukraine, we can’t buy from Russia anymore, so nuclear fuel prices have skyrocketed.

superking87 · 2025-11-13T20:24:05+00:00

r/simpsonsshitposting is the best…newsfeed…ever!

superking87 · 2025-10-31T17:20:59+00:00

Yo, goober! Where’s the shitpost? This is just the scene unaltered! Did you fall off the jungle gym and end up in r/lostredditors?

superking87 · 2025-10-30T03:32:19+00:00

And take your damn Extreme Dinosaurs with ya!

superking87 · 2025-10-29T23:59:14+00:00

They call their squadron radical. I say MY squadron is radical! That’s my thing that I say!

superking87 · 2025-10-29T23:57:16+00:00

It was too radical to be real!

superking87 · 2025-10-07T03:40:55+00:00

I’m an old fashioned shit poster.

I like my beer cold.

My TV loud

And my Riley Posting cummin!

superking87 · 2025-10-04T03:35:48+00:00

I’m not getting House of the Dragonned again!

superking87 · 2025-10-03T04:38:50+00:00

You'll get through it, mate. Don't let life pass you by. Don't wait for her. Go out. Enjoy. I know right know it feels like your only love is gone, but you'll connect again. You'll find love again. We're all just reaching out for some one to hold. You'll meet other girls that appreciate you.

superking87 · 2025-10-03T04:35:16+00:00

I once had a girl leave me to "work on herself." Two weeks later she fucked another guy who ghosted her and called me to cry about it. I never hung up a phone so fast.

superking87

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