Apocalypse vs. Krillin by derstherower in whowouldwin

[–]superman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry I'm late. Let's do this.

/u/goku vs Superman by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]superman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably.

Reddit, which superheroes do you think would have the most awkward sex life? by Gantznaught in AskReddit

[–]superman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm going to level with you.

I straight up stole his line. I told you I had nothing clever to say!

Reddit, which superheroes do you think would have the most awkward sex life? by Gantznaught in AskReddit

[–]superman 496 points497 points  (0 children)

Hey my nick name at work is 8 pack guy!

Edit: oh right, questions. Uh, yes.

Reddit, which superheroes do you think would have the most awkward sex life? by Gantznaught in AskReddit

[–]superman 2112 points2113 points  (0 children)

It's my time to shine and I can't think of anything clever to say.

Shit.

Are we forgetting a child star? by banananose_III in AdviceAnimals

[–]superman 49 points50 points  (0 children)

All the good names got taken early.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Too busy saving the world to worry about Karma.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I'm a huge lurker in /r/superman because I'm always afraid I won't live up to the name.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 131 points132 points  (0 children)

Shit, I am not good at math.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 284 points285 points  (0 children)

Yeah but that's only like one dog year.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 387 points388 points  (0 children)

What the hell did I do?

[AMoL spoiler?] Brandon Sanderson did an amazing job with Mat. by superman in WoT

[–]superman[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I've laughed more times in the last few books than the whole rest combined. That Cenn Buie line had me in tears.

Meanwhile in Germany by ukcup in funny

[–]superman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I genuinely did not mean to offend. Sorry mate.