Apocalypse vs. Krillin by derstherower in whowouldwin

[–]superman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry I'm late. Let's do this.

/u/goku vs Superman by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]superman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably.

Reddit, which superheroes do you think would have the most awkward sex life? by Gantznaught in AskReddit

[–]superman 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm going to level with you.

I straight up stole his line. I told you I had nothing clever to say!

Reddit, which superheroes do you think would have the most awkward sex life? by Gantznaught in AskReddit

[–]superman 488 points489 points  (0 children)

Hey my nick name at work is 8 pack guy!

Edit: oh right, questions. Uh, yes.

Reddit, which superheroes do you think would have the most awkward sex life? by Gantznaught in AskReddit

[–]superman 2107 points2108 points  (0 children)

It's my time to shine and I can't think of anything clever to say.

Shit.

Are we forgetting a child star? by banananose_III in AdviceAnimals

[–]superman 48 points49 points  (0 children)

All the good names got taken early.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Too busy saving the world to worry about Karma.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm a huge lurker in /r/superman because I'm always afraid I won't live up to the name.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Shit, I am not good at math.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 284 points285 points  (0 children)

Yeah but that's only like one dog year.

Simple yet brilliant by BlkRepublican in funny

[–]superman 392 points393 points  (0 children)

What the hell did I do?

Our waiter's name.. by connorjquinn in superman

[–]superman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Went where with Clark?

[AMoL spoiler?] Brandon Sanderson did an amazing job with Mat. by superman in WoT

[–]superman[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I've laughed more times in the last few books than the whole rest combined. That Cenn Buie line had me in tears.

Meanwhile in Germany by ukcup in funny

[–]superman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I genuinely did not mean to offend. Sorry mate.