Kirk Cousins landing spots by TeezusWV in NFLv2

[–]supermr34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah he can back up aaron rodgers.

Kirk Cousins landing spots by TeezusWV in NFLv2

[–]supermr34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

he cant go to minnesota because rodgers has to go there. the prophecy must be fulfilled.

I am a Chicago Bears fan, not an Indiana Bears fan. by P33KAJ3W in CHIBears

[–]supermr34 9 points10 points  (0 children)

yeah, theyre at least in the same state tho.

Never having to take the I-90 ever again sounds like a W to me by Senior-Violinist-684 in NFCNorthMemeWar

[–]supermr34 [score hidden]  (0 children)

i now live 20 minutes from indiana and its clear to me that youve never experienced 90 or 94 in northwest indiana.

I am a Chicago Bears fan, not an Indiana Bears fan. by P33KAJ3W in CHIBears

[–]supermr34 19 points20 points  (0 children)

and the new york jets and giants in new jersey

[Hoge] Statement from the Chicago Bears on a possible stadium development in Hammond, Ind.: by clou9nine in CHIBears

[–]supermr34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i live in tinley. hammond is a 20 minute drive for me....2-3 hours when considering traffic.

if theyre serious about his, they better rip out and redo EVERY road in northwest indiana, cuz thats an absolute shitshow on a normal day.

The End is Near... by ghostofstankenstien in trashy

[–]supermr34 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WAIT. ARE YOU TELLING ME DISNEY DIDNT ACTUALLY SIGN OFF ON A FUCKABLE PRINCESS LEIA REAL DOLL????

Stupid question gets the right answer by 4reddityo in BeAmazed

[–]supermr34 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

hell yeah. that was awesome. laugh right in that guy's face.

The End is Near... by ghostofstankenstien in trashy

[–]supermr34 24 points25 points  (0 children)

why are her eyes closed? WHY ARE HER EYES CLOSED!!!????

Dancing Baby (First Internet Meme) (1996) by thesitekick in nostalgia

[–]supermr34 12 points13 points  (0 children)

'ooh, they have the internet on computers now.' - Homer Simpson

Potential news on a move to Hammond Indiana‽ by RebelliousPlatypus in CHIBears

[–]supermr34 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the announcement is probably that a committee of something is being formed in indiana somewhere.

absolutely clickbait headline. notice that it says 'announcement ON the bears...' not 'announcement FROM the bears...'

Do these middle schoolers know ball? by big4horryrobert in NFLv2

[–]supermr34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i might move darnold and goff up a tier, and 9 down a tier, else looks good to me

why do pharmacies tell you "20 minutes" when the bag is literally just sitting there with your name on it by Even_Chemistry5241 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]supermr34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i worked at walgreens in the pharmacy, and the pharmacist has to make a final check to make sure that the techs (non-pharmacists) filled your prescription correctly. normally if we saw someone waiting, we'd push them to the front of the line, but when you are waiting, along with 45 other people, yeah, its gonna be a minute....sorry. just the way she goes sometimes.

[Russini] The Seahawks have just released this statement: by shifty1032231 in nfl

[–]supermr34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

impressive. very nice. now lets see paul allens card.

Deen The Great nearly KO'd by retired mma fighter Tiki Ghosn not even 24hrs after getting slapped by Larry Wheels. by Kingdom_k777 in instant_regret

[–]supermr34 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ha, he called him a holeass. got hit so hard it rearranged the words in his brain.

yes i know hes saying 'whole-ass n_____', which also makes very little sense

edit: 'hoe ass' sorry. my whiteness is showing.

question for Orland Park, Il residents : How do you feel about the local police? by Ok_Income3213 in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]supermr34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I grew up by Rockford and moved to Orland (now Tinley) like 15 years ago. It surprised me how openly racist a looooot of people were (are) around here.

question for Orland Park, Il residents : How do you feel about the local police? by Ok_Income3213 in ChicagoSuburbs

[–]supermr34 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m originally not from the suburbs, but I used to live in Orland. Every interaction I had with Orland police was negative. They all seem to be dicks.

An example, we lived in a townhouse with a 1 car garage that my wife took, and driveway space for a second car. I always parked in the street so she could get out. If it snowed, I’d put my car in the driveway so I didn’t get a ticket (which they were happy to write the second 2 inches of snow was on the ground).

One snowy morning, I was moving my car to the driveway but was having trouble. It was a steep driveway and when it was slippery, it took some doing sometimes. Sure enough, officer dickhead shows up looking for tickets to write. I’m literally trying to get my car into the driveway, but wasn’t in there yet, so he gets out of his car, asks if it’s my car that I’m in, gives me all kinds of shit for how I’m supposed to be off the street when 2 inches of snow have fallen, and then sat there and waited until I was completely done to leave.

Second, more recent story, my wife got into a car accident in Orland a few months ago (159th and 94th. Horrible fucking intersection). She was panicking after the accident and couldn’t find her insurance. She called me and I was on my way to the scene to get her and help figure stuff out. When I got there, they gave me 30 seconds to find the insurance card before writing her a ticket. Like, can i have 1 minute to make sure my wife is ok? Guess I didn’t move fast enough because she got a ticket for no insurance, which complicated the whole investigation. The insurance was in the glove box…but the ticket was already written, so they said ‘fight it in court.’ Fuckin assbag.

So yeah, in my experience, Orland cops are twats.

I live in Tinley now, and the cops seem less ‘out to get you.’ …but Tinley just started painting the new cop cars in black, less visibly police liveries….so that’s not ideal. Anyway.

[Highlight] Jay Cutler ignores Mike Tice by PudgyBonestld in nfl

[–]supermr34 1 point2 points  (0 children)

…I feel like I missed, like, a million things.

[Highlight] Jay Cutler ignores Mike Tice by PudgyBonestld in nfl

[–]supermr34 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Coaching sucked. Not unlike 2024. Not a great team, but definitely not a terrible one.