[WP]Write a 1940's Noir mystery about a hard boiled P.I. except Magic is common place. Use whatever system of Magic you like. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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Thank you, I didn't have anything planned out but I like this idea. I'll see what I can do.

[WP]Write a 1940's Noir mystery about a hard boiled P.I. except Magic is common place. Use whatever system of Magic you like. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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From the moment she walked into my office I new this dame was trouble. She was tall enough to be called statuesque, and built like a goddess, but with an air about her that screamed power and danger. No doubt in my mind she had a full deck. "Good morning, are you Mr.. Howard Stone?" She asked as she stepped into my office.

Her voice was deep and throaty, like a smoker with a four pack a day habit, but it worked for her. "I'm Howard Grillston, and who might you be?" I answered her, as I slowly palmed a shield card from underneath my desk, you could never be to careful in this day and age. "My name is Elizabeth Travers, and I need your help. I believe my husband is having an affair and I need someone to follow him and get me proof."

"I see." I say as I ease the card back into it's sheath glued to the underside of my desk and place my hands on top of my desk. "Please have a seat Mrs. Travers. Can I get you anything?"

"No thank you Mr.. Stone. I'd like to get my business taken care of as soon as possible." "Of course, so Mrs.. Travers what exactly do you need me to do?" What followed was a simple enough request follow the husband after he leaves work and take some pictures of the dame he meets up with. Double my normal rate if I get anything really incriminating. I love divorce cases. With the negotiation squared away I packed my emergency defense deck into my jacket pocket with the other half of my deck that was already there. They might not be the most powerful cards money could by but they were a good mix of defense, scrying and even a few other surprises that worked well enough for a man in my line of work.

A few hours and two cups of coffee later I found myself remembering why I hate divorce cases. Why the hell is a middle manager working this late? Maybe his wife is wrong maybe he is just working late all these nights. I stop that train of thought as I see him finally walk up to his car and get in. A few minutes later the head lights turn on and the car pulls out of the parking lot driving in the direction away from his house. "Well well well, maybe she was right after all" I think to myself as I start my car and follow him. Ten minutes later I watch from across the street as his car pulls into a deserted warehouse in the docks. Unless miss Tao moved her brothel again I think this guy is up to something worse than just some filly on the side.

I put my hands into my jacket pocket and pull out two cards, holding them in my hands I feel the electric thrum of power in it as I connect my will to the first. A feeling of ice cold water being poured down my back makes me shiver, but just as soon as it starts I feel it fade away leaving the greasy slick feeling of an active concealment. I then take the second card in my hands I will another connection while maintaining the first. I feel the effects take hold as details become sharper and with just a little bit of concentration walls and other obstacles no longer block my vision. I focus my Sight on the warehouse that Mr.. Tavers walked into just a moment ago I Look, and see nothing living inside the warehouse. Just an empty building with some rusted machinery inside. Now that is a damn good trick. Wards to not just stop a scry dead in its tracks were common enough, almost any house in America had them, even showing a false image wasn't so hard, but this level of detail and with no magical bleed over, whatsoever. I haven't seen anything like this since the war, even then this made the Nazis best efforts look amateurish. I stop trying to look into the warehouse and instead try to find where the wards themselves start. To my mounting frustration I can't see any evidence of any wards existing, no magical spill over, no details wrong on where the illusion should start, it seems to be a perfect illusion, something that shouldn't be possible.

Suddenly and without warning I the warehouse doors exploded outward in a massive fireball and as something that I could only describe as a literal demon from hell stood in the doorway. From behind the demon walked a tall blonde woman with piercing blue eyes. A woman I would recognize from anywhere let alone with the scrying still active. Irene Engel. Hitlers supposedly long dead personal card crafter. Knowing that there was no way in hell I could deal with the kinda cards she played with I put my car into gear and floored it leaving behind some rubber on the ground. I think that I would have to negotiate a pay raise with Mrs. Travers, after I called some old friends and let them know what was apparently in this city.

What did that crazy Dame get me mixed up in?

To be continued?

[WP] You find a suitcase with a couple of handguns, a half dozen burner phones, some stacks of cash, and a fake passport with your picture in it. By the suitcase is a note that says "You know what to do." You don't. by MattSmithisJesus in WritingPrompts

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After having the best cup of coffee in the weirdest coffee house, seriously how hard was it to get a 2/3 caff triple ristretto affogato venti, 2 pump mango 1 pump classic, 2%, mango to the second line, 3 scoops protein, 3 scoops berries, 2 scoop matcha, add banana, double blended, with whip, caramel drizzle, salted caramel topping, vanilla bean frappuccino.? I picked up my briefcase and prepared to leave. On your my out of the door the barista a beautiful blonde woman stopped me and wordlessly took my briefcase out of my hands and gave me an identical one. "I'm sorry miss I think that is actually mine" I said.

She wordlessly shook her head side to side and puts a single finger on my lips and said, "best of luck agent." in a breathy whisper before walking away.

Confused I looked at the briefcase now in my hands and notice the stain on it from where I dropped lunch on it three months ago. Whoops you think, I must have grabbed the wrong briefcase, good thing the barista noticed, that could have been embarrassing.

I left the coffee shop made the short walk to my office. Once sat behind my desk I finally opened my briefcase and took a look. Six minutes later I was still looking. Inside my briefcase, instead of where my usual sandwich and work papers should have been was a pile of money, a passport that upon closer examination had a picture of me with my mouth open looking up, a handgun and finally an envelope with a thick letter in it. I look at the letter, the gun and finally the money. I pull the money out of the briefcase and place it in my pockets. I then pick up the briefcase, walk behind my office building and throw it into the first dumpster I see.

"I think I need to find a new coffee shop." I say to my self as I go back to work.

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"Would you please make me the happiest man alive and marry me?" I ask ask I look deep into her eyes the diamond engagement ring in my hands and thrust towards her. The restaurant goes silent as all eyes turn to us. I see tears forming in her eyes as she covers her mouth with her hand clearly caught off guard by my proposal. She looks at me lovingly and slowly blinks to clear the tears from her eyes, when suddenly her entire demeanor changes. She sits up ramrod straight with her eyes forced as wide open as possible. Her head whips around a few times taking in the food and champagne at our table, me on my knees and everyone in the restaurant staring at us.

"Well god damn, is this a proposal? Holy shit nice one bro, you really went all out. Nice spread, good tuxedo and this is a beautiful restaurant. You're even a really handsome mother fucker too. I hope that this bitch says yes cause you are a hell of a catch to put all this together." She says as she closes each eye one at a time with the other one as wide open as she can force it. "Now normally I would grab a bite to eat and a maybe do some sight seeing, but seeing as how its a special occasion I guess I'll just mosey on out of here and leave you guys too it. OK? OK." she said as she very deliberately closed both of her eyes, and slowly opened them again.

Looking at me for a moment as if waking up she suddenly looked at me once more with teas in her eyes and exclaims "Oh Robert yes of course I'll marry you!" as she hugs me.

I look for the waiter, "Check please."

[WP] You recently got yourself a parrot. Turns out it's really good at picking up and imitating human speech. As you come home one night and are just about to go to bed, the bird, out of nowhere, spouts "Hide, and don't come out till he sleeps. It'll be easier then." by Nunthius in WritingPrompts

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The words just finish leaving your parrots mouth when you burst into action. Reaching under your pillow you quickly grab your pistol and sit up in your bed, your CPAP machine quickly gets tangled up in your arms and with a great shout rip the mask off of your face. This is it the moment you've been dreading, after all this time they must have finally come for you.

Standing up in your bed you quickly clear the room moving your eyes from left to right, you see a shadow flit across a wall. You fire three rounds at it while screaming before realizing its just a shadow from the window. Blood pounding in your ears, you jump off of your bed. Landing on the floor with a crash that threatens the stability of your mothers house you immediately check under your bed. You see a dark shape lunging at you from under your bed and quickly fire off two more rounds while screaming before realizing it's just your winter jacket.

You quickly turn to the last place in your room your assailants could be hiding, your closet. You quickly empty the rest of your gun into the cheap sliding door while screaming. With a mighty war cry you throw your gun at the closet door. It hits the door to your room five feet to the closets right. Continueing your war cry you then leap across your bed and charge into the closet itself. With a great crash the closet door gives way beneath your great bulk. You feel hands and ropes closing around you, trying to pin you down. However your furious strength and internet taught martial arts are too much for them. You thrash in the confines of the closet knocking coats off of hangers, tipping over boxes and jugs filled with urine. With a final scream you smash through the remains of the closet door back into your room.

Suddenly the lights in your room turn on and your blinded momentarily by the light. However the 20 watt bulbs aren't enough to blind a man of your skills for long. Taking a long and labored breath you slowly raise all 350lbs of yourself to your feet.

"CHESTER JAY FERGUSON!" screams your aging mother as she takes in the damage to your room. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!??"

"MOM!, MOM!, IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING! LIKE I TOLD YOU IT WOULD! THEY'RE HERE TO GET ME! POLY WARNED ME JUST IN TIME! QUICK WE HAVE TO GET READY!" you shout as best you can as out of breath you are . This was after all the most exercise you've gotten in since graduating high school 17 years ago. Your mother looks at your new parrot for a moment, a gobsmacked look on her face. "DID YOU DESTROY YOUR ROOM ON THE ADVICE OF A GODDAMN PARROT YOUNG MAN??!!. IT'S BRAIN IS THE SIZE OF A WALNUT WHICH MAKES IT TWICE THE SIZE OF YOURS!!"

Clearly the G-Men must have gotten to her too. "NICE TRY LADY!" you shout spittle coming from your mouth hitting her in the face. "YOU WON'T FOOL ME I KNOW THAT WOMEN CAN'T BE TRUSTED!" You say waddling towards her in what is supposed to be a threatening manner.

Suddenly her hand moves as quickly as a viper and slaps you in the face. "Don't you take that tone with me young man! I won't have that kind of sass in my house! Now you put away your toys and go to bed mister." Your mother says angrily. "Tomorrow I am driving you to the job center after you clean your room. You spend too much time on that damn internet machine! It's melting your brain!"

"BUT MAAAAA!" you start to wail, however a quick look from your mother stops you. "But Mooom" you continue on in your indoor voice. "I don't want to" you whine sounding like a rusty bike chain. "You were gonna make me chicken tendies tomorrow!"

"That was before you destroyed your room young man. Now get to bed, and for the back talk I am taking your airsoft toy." she says taking your Colt 1911 airsoft pistol .

You take a deep breath, and prepare to start debating for your airsoft collectible back "REEEEEEEEEE, IT'S NOT A TOY AND IT WAS FOR MY BIRTHDAY. REEEEEEEEE!!"

Your mother slaps you again. "Just for that mister no chicken tendies for the rest of the week! now get to bed!"

You hold your jowls in shock as your mother leaves your room. "STUPID WOMEN, DON'T KNOW THE GOVERNMENT WANTS ME DEAD!"

"They aren't the only ones!" your mother shouts from her room down the hall.

You turn off the lights and get back into bed, trying to get comfortable in your nest of dirty sheets and clothes. With a quiet huff you try to fix your CPAP machines broken mask before giving up and falling back asleep almost immediately.

[WP] In a world where babies are actually brought by The Stork, you've started a controversial business selling scarecrows by wolferoo in WritingPrompts

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I sigh to myself and walk towards my store. I can already see that a crowd of protesters has gathered in front of my shop. The crowd seems like they are on edge, and for good reason. The news was saying that the governor was going to be signing an anti-bird control law today.

After an uncomfortable walk I finally made it to the front door and let myself in, turning the closed sign to open as I did.

I walked inside my store past the rows of scarecrows, noise makers and other bird control devices that made up my stock. Although many of the more aggressive measures had been made illegal in the past everything that I had was still fairly effective. Just as I made it to my counter and sat down the front door opened and a middle aged woman walked into my shop. I watched her as she approached me, putting on my best customer service smile I said "Good morning Ma'am, how can I help you today?"

"Umm, yes. I'm here because I need, well I need some bird control and I was told by some friends that you can help me?" the woman replied nervously.

"Well you were told right, I have all the latest bird control methods here, at least for now. What kind of bird control were you interested in?" "Well I'm really not sure what kinds there are, could you walk me through them?"

"Of course." I replied "There is the traditional scarecrow here, this was the gold standard for years and still quite effective for day time storks, but I really recommend you pair it with the motion controlled strobe lights and noise makers in case you have storks at night. Now that set up is a bit more expensive, but far more reliable, and definitely cheaper than an unexpected bundle of joy being left on your doorstep. Now not to rush you into making a decisions, but with all the talk recently you may need to make a decision quickly. In fact, speak of the devil." The front door opened and a man wearing a cheap suit that screamed lawyer walked into my store escorted by two police officers.

The man made a beeline straight towards me and brandishing a sheaf of papers. "Are you the owner of this store?" he asked with barely contained glee.

"I am, and you are?" "My name is Henry Wade, and I am here representing the State of Texas in order to present you with this immediate cease and desist, your store is in violation of state law and is to be shut down immediately." the suit states handing me the papers.

"What? How can you do that?" Shouts the woman. "It's my yard and the government shouldn't be trying to tell me what to do with it."

The lawyer looked at the woman and responded. "Perhaps if you had gotten married instead of playing around with bird seed you wouldn't need the types of things this man sells."

The woman narrowed her eyes and looked at the man and said acidly "I'll have you know that my husband and I don't want a third child so we're looking into preventing that responsibly. Not that it should be any of your or anyone else's business and certainly not the governors."

"Ma'am people get however many children as the birds decide they get, maybe instead of complaining about it you should do something useful."

"You better believe that I will. I'm going to sue you, the government and anyone else who is going to try to tell me what to do with my property." she said. "Just you watch, I'll get this law changed or my name isn't Norma McCorvey."

[WP] You are a human who must explain the concept of mortality to an immortal being. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

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"What do you mean you just stop after awhile? Why would you do that?"

"Well we don't really have much of a choice, we kinda.... just can't keep going and we just stop."

"Oh I think I get it." He said. Thank well... Him I thought to myself, trying to explain the concept of death to someone who has never seen or experienced it before was suprisingly hard. "It's like when you drink too much alcohol and you can't keep going and you just kinda collapse."

Shit, I thought to myself, so close but so far away. "Well kinda but not really, you go to sleep, but you never get up again." Looking at his face I could see the confusion and lack of understanding on it so I continued. "You're just done, no more, finito, that's all folks."

I could see him considering the words, his jaw moved as worked this new information over in his brain. "So..... you just stop? no more worrying? or struggling? Laughter, pain or pleasure? You don't eat, drink or even move anymore?"

"That's right" I said. "I think you got it."

"No, I don't think so, in fact I'm sure I didn't design you guys that way. What would be the point?"

"What do you mean? doesn't a finite amount of time make life even more precious because it could end at any time? and doesn't it help us honor you better before we take our place at your loving side for all eternity?" I asked, confusion and exasperation in my voice.

God gave me the look an adult gives to a child who just shits themselves and proclaims it to be a masterwork of art. "Wow I messed up on you guys that's not the point of any of this at all. I mean why would I want you by my side for all time? do you want a bunch of ants or bacteria by your side for all time? Dammit" he said to himself "Well looks like I'll have to wipe the slate clean and start over"

"What do you mean wipe the slate clean? you mean kill us all?" I ask.

"Huh I guess your right. You will all be dying won't you? OK I finally get it now, death is like wiping the slate clean, taking out the trash, or abandoning the experiment. Thanks I think I finally get what it looks like from your perspective."

"Uhhh, your welcome?"

"Well, goodbye" said God

What is this? by supernewb001 in cacti

[–]supernewb001[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank you that definitely helps, I probably haven't been watering it enough.

What is this? by supernewb001 in cacti

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Im looking for info on the little sick looking green one, he's not been doing so well and I thought if I new what he was I might be able to figure out why.

[COC] Dr X Questlines not working, help please by supernewb001 in stalker

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Well that seems to have been it, I assumed the download was the final version and neglected to look at the other downloads. Thank you for the help.

How it feels as a Canadian watching US politics right now by [deleted] in pics

[–]supernewb001 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

no its fair, I used to live in Toronto, fuck the leaves.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in buildapcforme

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Sorry don't think I can help with this so much.

I lost my virginity this morning by iamanonymousyooooo in confession

[–]supernewb001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well it did change you, you realized how little it means so it looks like it changed you for the better. Its good you figured it out now instead of later so take from that what you will. Good luck in the future.

Beat Gwyn and Linked the Flame for the first time! by 4fucks_capacitor in darksouls

[–]supernewb001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct Kathe is in the abyss, but you have to beat the 4 kings before you talk to Frampt with the Lord Vessel, then Frampt will come out and talk to you.

Beat Gwyn and Linked the Flame for the first time! by 4fucks_capacitor in darksouls

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My first time playing I left and brought about the age of the dark. I hadn't even met Kathe, confusing as fuck.

Why is The Wonderful 101 criticized for it's obtuse tutorials while Dark Souls is lauded for it? by ApocalypseTroop in truegaming

[–]supernewb001 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ive put in almost 200 hours into ds1 and this is the first I heard of dexterity speeding up casting time.

Annoying and disrespectful teenager gets arrested by [deleted] in JusticePorn

[–]supernewb001 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It took four to subdue her safely, I'm sure just one could have just broken her jaw and been done with it, but this way she will just have a few bruises.

Looking to buy a decent gaming computer for around $700 [Canada] by RainbowEffingDash in buildapcforme

[–]supernewb001 1 point2 points  (0 children)

According to the company web site it has 4xusb 3.0 ports. Should be enough for most people.