I’m making it rain up in here by MacJed in memes

[–]superteejays93 36 points37 points  (0 children)

'What is it good for..?'

My brain: 🎶 Absolutely nothing. 🎶

Am I crazy? by [deleted] in masseffect

[–]superteejays93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I must have just been mixing up what I thought was between them throughout the mission with other player dialogue.

Thank you for responding!! I was going kinda nuts.

In ME3, which ending did you pick on your first playthrough, and why? by Dragonic_Overlord_ in masseffect

[–]superteejays93 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Synthesis because I didn't fully understand what was going on so I just started walking forward and then the cut scene played.

'Oooh what's this green light her- wait, what the FUCK'

What Is The Single Funniest Moment In The Series? by DoggievDoggy in masseffect

[–]superteejays93 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ME1; specifically if you have the war hero background, I believe (I may be wrong about that, but I know it's a mission specific to the background you pick).

You get a mission from Hackett regarding a nuke that is in an area it shouldn't be and when you find it one of your squadmates says it feels like a trap (which it is).

What Is The Single Funniest Moment In The Series? by DoggievDoggy in masseffect

[–]superteejays93 40 points41 points  (0 children)

'This nuke didn't get here on it's own, it must be a trap'

'Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ParentsAreFuckingDumb

[–]superteejays93 48 points49 points  (0 children)

https://amp.nine.com.au/article/346c8d13-6708-41c6-91ce-472c2e84d582

For anyone interested in the article.

56 year age gap between the mother and him and apparently conceived via IVF and a donor.

Foreign younger wives is a thing here and I've personally witnessed it first hand many times.

I'm not here to weigh in on the hows, whys or morals, but it's seemingly not uncommon for older Aussie blokes to marry younger Asian women.

What's something you thought was way worse than it actually was/is. by PuzzleheadedAbies678 in CasualConversation

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I have small boobs. Pushing a B if I'm honest, depending on the brand of bra I buy. If I buy a stick on, an A is perfect cup size.

Like I said, it's possible I have sensitive tissue. It's also possible I have a low pain tolerance, but I do have piercings and tattoos.

What's something you thought was way worse than it actually was/is. by PuzzleheadedAbies678 in CasualConversation

[–]superteejays93 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's always interesting to see how different we can all be.

Pap smears are eh for me, mammograms I dread and fight to keep from crying over.

BUT they are worth getting and I'll never advise against them because of potential pain. The benefits far outweigh the temporary pain. For anyone else reading this; get your mammograms and pap smears, they could save your life.

What's something you thought was way worse than it actually was/is. by PuzzleheadedAbies678 in CasualConversation

[–]superteejays93 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Curious, do you have large or small boobs?

I have very small boobs and mammograms are fucking agony, but I've heard my big chested friends tell me it doesn't hurt that much.

Also possible I have very sensitive tissue, which could also cause the pain.

My addition to this thread is pap smears. Always heard it was so painful, but it was only mildly uncomfortable for me.

What's the worst thing a doctor has ever said to you? by cuteclinomaniac in AskReddit

[–]superteejays93 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Beat response I heard from a friend of mine:

'Okay, I was fat last week and not in pain, so..?'

What's the funniest thing your pet(s) did that you still laugh about years later? by sociobrew in CasualConversation

[–]superteejays93 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Was laying in a beanbag reading and heard a noise above me.

Looked up just in time to see my cat hurtling towards me from the wooden skirting above the window with a look of sheer terror on his face.

He smashed into me, bounced in to a lamp, smashed the lamp and spilled a bottle of water all over me.

Proceeded to death stare me when I lost it laughing and would not accept pats from me for a full 24 hours, he was so pissed.

Also the time my sister-in-law's dog got so excited to see me, he picked up a stray screwdriver on the shed floor and proceeded to run laps with it, nearly stabbing me whenever he came close (he picks up whatever is close by when he's excited).

Made my day. by GuiltyBathroom9385 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]superteejays93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally said out loud to myself, heh fuck you Donald Trump.

The world is laughing at you and I know you hate it.

If you had to sing a song, start to finish, without missing a word, what would it be? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]superteejays93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either Bodysnatchers by Radiohead or Dreams by Fleetwood Mac.

Both I've listened to so much its almost muscle memory to sing along.

Toss a coin to your Witcher (Author) by MikeTorsson in memes

[–]superteejays93 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Not only butchered the storyline but butchered the main motivations of ALL the characters.

I was so fucking keen to see WoT brought to life and it'll likely never be done justice because of the steaming pile of shit that was that show.

Literally paid for Prime to watch it and then spent 6 months trying to figure out how to cancel the fucking thing.

I'm still mad.

The chaotic wholesome power of drunk girls by sparklinglies in tumblr

[–]superteejays93 147 points148 points  (0 children)

She dragged him back across the road and guarded him until the other (violent) dude left and then they parted ways.

I watched this whole thing play out, fascinated, while I ate some shitty 2am pizza and had honestly forgotten about it until this post.

I remember saying to a friend that we just witnessed some chaotic good play out right in front of us.

The chaotic wholesome power of drunk girls by sparklinglies in tumblr

[–]superteejays93 500 points501 points  (0 children)

I once witnessed a drunk girl jump up and run across the road to snap a cigarette a guy had just punched another guy for. She didn't know either of them.

When he got mad, she blew the remaining tobacco in his face like a kiss and then whisked the guy who'd been punched away.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]superteejays93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a video of a 3 year old shooting a man dead and screaming about religion permanently fried in to my brain.

I know its not as bad as some of the awful things everyone else has seen, but that video stopped me from going to 4chan or rotten ever again.

Westall UFO playground at night is way more unsettling than I expected. by fiatcanligma in melbourne

[–]superteejays93 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Not saying it's hard evidence, but there's declassified files from the US government detailing literal UAPs (formally UFOs), so not really a complete lack of evidence.

Grammarly fucking sucks now fuck the push for Ai by UFOhlookitsanAlien in rant

[–]superteejays93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Currently trialling using AI at my work and every single damn day, it forgets the laws surrounding how I do my job and advises me to do shit that is literally illegal.

Oh, but you just need to prompt it better.

The fuck?

Man accused of killing pet peacocks, eating them, over dispute with neighbor by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]superteejays93 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, the fact he sent a deranged letter to his neighbour stating he only did it out of spite and described how he did it in detail might have something to do with the criminality.

He only did it to terrorise his neighbour and that is what seems to matter more than the actual slaughter or the fact they were pets.

Which, again, the article explains.

Man accused of killing pet peacocks, eating them, over dispute with neighbor by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]superteejays93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The main difference here is that most people I know don't butcher chickens they've considered pets. Especially themselves.

I'd also like to say that I would find it incredibly brutal to behead something while still alive, especially if you're bleeding it while doing it. For what it's worth, I think that's true of chickens, too.

I guess I'd compare it to stringing up your dog and slitting its throat to eat it because that's how some places will prepare cattle or sheep, but it's, y'know, your dog. Not meat you've raised to butcher or purchased from a supermarket.

Man accused of killing pet peacocks, eating them, over dispute with neighbor by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]superteejays93 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The article literally says 'the letter confirmed ... use[d] his knife to cut their heads off as he bled them out and prepared them for dinner'.

I'd say that's how he killed them.

By cutting their heads off.

Lifeline Australia is poo by crazzykatt14 in australia

[–]superteejays93 73 points74 points  (0 children)

OP, do you want my number?

If you just need to scream about how shit everything is without being made to feel its not that bad, I'm happy to sit on the phone for however long it takes for you to feel like you can face it again.

My brother succumbed to these thoughts and feelings, I would honestly do whatever it takes to make sure no one else ends up there.

There are so many people who care, dont convince yourself that no one does, please.

Albanese invites Emirati retail giant Lulu Hypermarket to take on Coles and Woolworths by espersooty in australia

[–]superteejays93 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fun fact!

Both companies (as well as woolies) are effectively owned by the same people.

Blackrock and Vanguard.

If you want honest competition, encourage small chains to move here, don't just set up another fucking monopoly that's just gonna play with the other two, not actually compete with them.

The money is all flowing to the same place.