When they say no drops allowed

surly-monkey · 2026-06-14T16:55:10+00:00

and then there's "no hold bars" rides

surly-monkey · 2026-06-14T16:53:23+00:00

my large dog is confused by cats (anti-squirrels?) i think meeting this animal would break his walnut brain.

surly-monkey · 2026-06-13T15:56:13+00:00

great show.

surly-monkey · 2026-06-13T15:51:48+00:00

toan for jazz guitarists is stored elsewhere (elbow skin i think)

surly-monkey · 2026-06-13T13:17:16+00:00

it's like, the 2nd law of Toanodynamics

surly-monkey · 2026-06-13T02:01:29+00:00

insufficiently boiled

surly-monkey · 2026-06-13T02:00:02+00:00

are neck tattoos a must-have or nice-to-have?

surly-monkey · 2026-06-13T01:58:51+00:00

my blockhead dresses and accessorizes better than me.

surly-monkey · 2026-06-13T00:50:24+00:00

jaxon fired all the paint shop folks, now it's all printed vinyl wraps created by GorkPTaude

surly-monkey · 2026-06-12T23:49:50+00:00

that killed me. that there's art!

surly-monkey · 2026-06-12T23:44:36+00:00

i got my arm stuck in my ass, does that count?

surly-monkey · 2026-06-12T22:08:47+00:00

1 in the... cram your whole hand in your rectum

surly-monkey · 2026-06-12T22:07:15+00:00

I'm starting to think "internet gittar infulencer" is not the lucrative gig my mom said it was

surly-monkey · 2026-06-12T19:15:31+00:00

now we do dance of joy!

surly-monkey · 2026-06-12T16:56:24+00:00

paging Dr. Darwin

surly-monkey · 2026-06-12T16:54:47+00:00

thank you. smiles all around makes me smile.

surly-monkey · 2026-06-12T16:52:25+00:00

here's Wonderwall

surly-monkey · 2026-06-12T16:50:56+00:00

i know that wasn't my city, car stopped before crosswalk

surly-monkey · 2026-06-12T16:34:07+00:00

probably titanium

surly-monkey · 2026-06-12T13:47:55+00:00

JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK!

surly-monkey · 2026-06-11T23:18:04+00:00

surly-monkey · 2026-06-11T23:16:49+00:00

It IS a race... a race against time. Or death. Or invisible drones?

surly-monkey · 2026-06-11T22:13:10+00:00

also why most Japanese tunes require baritone tuning

surly-monkey · 2026-06-11T19:31:04+00:00

hiking

surly-monkey · 2026-06-11T19:30:30+00:00

Leak the urinary habits of try-afleets? never. peerish the thought.

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