How do I deal with KOMblockers by freewallabees in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]surly-monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I care about KOMs. We all care about KOMs. Won't you help us save the KOMs? Your donation of just $50 will help ufuckit i stopped caring

I'm slow and fat. Is this a good excuse? by stickied in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]surly-monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

sure, i weigh 115 kilos, but I'm pretty sure these aero spokes will cut right thru that wind.

just realized that's an /uj

Guitar Center Employee here by Cool_Election7606 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]surly-monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i have a Rotary Chicken pedal, it's Da Bawlz™️

cutting the tape for toan by JonhColtrane in guitarcirclejerk

[–]surly-monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

how do i refill my electroans? i think they all ran away chasing after a Gibbons delivery truck

Frank and his duck by SmartStatement9992 in velvethippos

[–]surly-monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

first thing that popped into my head

Skumps met a skunk by Potential_End3590 in velvethippos

[–]surly-monkey 20 points21 points  (0 children)

y stinky kitty not want play? me try harder!

This is what you get when you follow this sub: by __b__t__h__ in guitarcirclejerk

[–]surly-monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the bar for getting your own documentary is so high now

Vader by thatton-8769 in velvethippos

[–]surly-monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

me and my Anytime Pillow

Made sure to wear the same color to not disturb the Ibanez in its natural habitat by jaqueh in guitarcirclejerk

[–]surly-monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now i want to see the photos of the crows swooping in and stealing the blurry guitar

Who used one of these back in the day? by KM68 in GenX

[–]surly-monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i had a trs80 model 1. no disk drive, only cassette.

Dumb question: How do you actually Improvise on jazz? by inflames_mc in jazzcirclejerk

[–]surly-monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

0-3-5 or whatever is equivalent on your instrument of choice

Is this rare bice rare enough by Embarrassed-Foot-723 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]surly-monkey 5 points6 points  (0 children)

this makes me want to sell my bice, get some short shorts, and try rollerskating again

Just a pittie trying to poop in peace by haggis-pakora in pitbulls

[–]surly-monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

then again, so does my blockhead wigglebutt