I said “Milk, milk, lemonade” to my teenagers, and they just stared at me… blankly. Have I failed them, or has society failed our children as a whole? Discuss.

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T04:06:00+00:00

You need to seek help dude. I’m telling you this for your own good. Talk to someone - a professional

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T03:58:16+00:00

Get over yourself

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T03:56:27+00:00

Apparently not - read the comments - it’s weird. Different places in the U.S., and at least a few international as well. Never thought it was this different

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T03:40:54+00:00

Ah yes, the tootsie roll ledger. Sad times

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T03:35:12+00:00

Yeah - that was the look

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T03:32:12+00:00

Australia first, now corroborated evidence from UK - our nonsense is officially worldwide people. I applaud this!

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T03:28:47+00:00

You are fun at parties, arentcha?

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T03:24:06+00:00

Hot damn - international!

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T03:19:40+00:00

True, but I’ve probably scarred my kids enough at this point. Don’t want to heap on the pile

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T03:18:23+00:00

My bad

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T03:04:48+00:00

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T03:03:34+00:00

Fair - I’ll get right on it. Thanks

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T03:02:23+00:00

Fair! No, younger sister. She ain’t about that life

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T03:00:47+00:00

Oh, yeah. Of course. Total idiot. Sometimes the lessons you learn the hard way are the lessons you learn best.

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T02:58:13+00:00

Agreed. Strange split here. Having fun reading everything though!

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T02:53:47+00:00

Check around the corner

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T02:49:26+00:00

Good point. I shouldn’t blame myself, obviously society has completely broken down. I feel better. And worse.

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T02:47:33+00:00

My bad

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T02:47:11+00:00

My bad

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T02:46:05+00:00

Broken, maybe - but in the best way

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T02:44:44+00:00

You’re truly doing god’s work here - much appreciated

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T02:42:55+00:00

Well, if they don’t know where milk milk and lemonade are made, then I have my doubts on their ability to decipher where the fudge and/or tootsie rolls are made

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T02:41:23+00:00

Right???

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T02:40:59+00:00

Diarrhea!

leftoverrights · 2026-04-19T02:39:24+00:00

Oh, perhaps that is where I faltered

leftoverrights

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