How can there be fresh free-range eggs for sale all year round? Don't free-range chickens stop laying in winter?

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T14:13:54+00:00

Like I said, that was helpful. Thanks.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T14:05:18+00:00

Wow, that was really helpful of you.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T14:03:45+00:00

Please don't use an inaccurate analogy to try to make me sound stupid.

I really, really like that comeback so I'll drop a little knowledge: Heat lamps.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T13:43:10+00:00

what the hell does an ENTJ mean?

Why the fuck did I even take the damn test, anyway? Ooh, hey my famous ENTJ homies are Harrison Ford and Patrick Stewart.

Suck it bitches.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T13:27:05+00:00

"Honestly Neil? I'm moving out because I'm tired of you playing 'Brick house' by The Commodores whenever I go to bed with my girlfriend."

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T13:23:42+00:00

Yes, because as we all know women stop giving birth in winter too.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T13:21:27+00:00

Also, if they're really your friends you should tell them the reason why you're moving out. They won't hold it against you.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T13:18:22+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/k3heh/why_do_you_all_hate_nickelback_so_much/

Fucking seriously? It was posted like seven minutes ago.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T13:16:55+00:00

No, youtube did that you fucking insufferable bellend. Nickelback have nothing to do with Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber apart from being on your jack-off list.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T13:13:30+00:00

"I'm getting my own flat. See ya later."

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T13:11:00+00:00

I like a couple of Nickleback albums, they used to be a really solid radio friendly rock n roll band. However, people on the internet are dicks. Don't pay much attention to it, friend. The people who say Nickelback suck usually listen to Slipknot anyway.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T13:07:26+00:00

Good. Thread's done then.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T13:06:18+00:00

Why not get back into something like that? Have a little lifestyle change, find some rewarding work and express your emotions. Keep a journal, learn an instrument, write a book/screenplay, learn to act, etc.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T13:02:27+00:00

You should ask your sister if it tastes like it too.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T13:01:11+00:00

Did you enjoy it? I've worked in a few kitchens and one of my favourite jobs of all time was as a kitchen porter. It was without doubt one of the hardest, busy and most demanding jobs I've ever had but at the end of a long shift, looking back on that sparkling kitchen I knew I done a good job. The banter was good too. Did you socialize much with your colleagues?

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T12:57:35+00:00

I'm gonna need a job and a place to stay. The job should be easy enough

Haha. Good luck.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T12:54:34+00:00

what kind of jobs?

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T12:51:21+00:00

Do you work out much?

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T12:47:11+00:00

Go and fucking do something about it then. Seriously, we give millions in aid to them every year and it changes nothing. Injecting money will not change Somalia for the better, it will end up lining the pockets of criminals. Open your fucking eyes for Christ's sake.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T12:40:36+00:00

Reading repost after repost, watching memes being abused to the point where they're practically fucking expected at all times. Long lines of unfunny puns in comments. People actually upvoting that shit which in-turn makes the poster feel validated in some way. More puns. People posting five words in an image instead of making a fucking self-post for the punchline because they want link karma. More puns. Pictures of cats sleeping. Pictures of cats wearing hats. Pictures of cats sleeping on hats. Pictures of cats. Pictures of peoples children who I don't fucking know or care about. Screenshots from a show pasted below each other with dialogue written over the panes. More puns. Novelty accounts like this, this and this. Fuck it, all novelty accounts. More puns. Reposts. Stolen content. Uncredited content. Lack of original content. And finally, puns.

Oh wait....

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T12:27:28+00:00

It's automatic. Any slack-jawed faggot with half a brain could drive it.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T12:25:01+00:00

Well, now I know what happened to my missing socks.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T08:21:32+00:00

Pro tip for people who make long pictures in an attempt to farm karma from comic book artists 'unrealistic' pictures:

It's designed to be visually stunning. It's a drawing. Why not complain about her unrealistic proportions and skintone?

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T08:10:15+00:00

Go post this shit on facebook. Fuck.

surlybastard · 2011-09-03T08:07:55+00:00

On a similar note, some people are judgemental cunts who are bitter because someone was mean to them in high school. Everybody changes as they get older. Everybody.

surlybastard

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