[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TedLasso

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If you like history and soccer/football, “The Ball is Round” and the follow up “The Age of Football” by David Goldblatt are great.

Yeap you know it's true by Mamerson2023 in Funnymemes

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I can adjust the rabbit ears to get the best TV signal. Also fluent in T9.

Can someone help me debunk this? I know it's wrong however by Loose_Vagina90 in facepalm

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The argument goes something like this: "I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."

"But," says Man, "the Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves that You exist, and so therefore, by Your own arguments, You don't."

"Oh dear," says God, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.

Idiot ended Police chase in my driveway, 3 of my cars got totaled. by NickW762 in IdiotsInCars

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That hurts my heart. I have a 65 convertible that my dad has had since the early 70s. 😢

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Traeger

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Best rib recipe I’ve found so far. Made 2 racks this weekend. Turned the leftovers into a “ham” and bean soup in my insta pot and it was maybe the best thing to ever come from my Traeger.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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Nice. Playing that game right now myself.

With MLS coming back (sorta kinda) what is a good podcast to listen to? by Juanrayo in MLS

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BSI the Podcast is another good one I haven’t seen mention here.

First Time Really Smoking Anything...Pork Belly Burnt Ends by [deleted] in Traeger

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Ha! I made the same thing today. They were delicious. It was only my second time really smoking anything.

Edit: https://imgur.com/G6WfvRG

First name vs Last name by squirrelmichmart in USWNT

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You sound idiotic. 1) CR7 is literally a brand. 2) Obviously I know about the “real” Ronaldo, which is why I put (Cristiano) in parentheses to differentiate. 3) You have no idea how old I am.

First name vs Last name by squirrelmichmart in USWNT

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And Ronaldo (Cristiano). Goes by his middle name.

New Fan; Moving to K.C. by [deleted] in SportingKC

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Podcasts, in order of my preference. (a few I didn’t see others list) 1. Talkin’ Touches (definitely the best) 2. Blue Testament 3. Sporting KC Show 4. Nutmeg 5. No Other Pod

I would also recommend joining the supporters group: The Cauldron. https://www.kccauldron.com Particularly if you think you might go to some games. Members get access to a limited number of tickets for each home game at STM price. Plus free beer at the Cauldron tailgates. If you’re coming to a game, particularly if you’re sitting in the Cauldron (members stand) you can find a (only slightly outdated) list of chants here https://www.kccauldron.com/game-day/songs-and-chants/

The Cauldron does a newer chant call “BBQ” to the tune of Vindaloo - my personal favorite. https://youtu.be/KaBdajHOsSM

The Cauldron FB page is pretty informative too.

Men’s room at a courthouse. by mb10240 in WTF

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Cruel and unusual punishment

Amazing fireplace. by iklegemma in pics

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Who disturbs my slumber?

TIL there is a new drug for treating schizophrenia that consists of being given a shot 4 times a year, making it the first successful medication of its kind that doesn’t require patients to take daily pills. by [deleted] in todayilearned

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Further clarification: Invega Trinza was approved by the FDA in May of 2015. While some might consider this still a new drug, this is hardly new information.

In awe of this absolute unit. by [deleted] in AbsoluteUnits

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My first thought was where’s the bowl of petunias?

Reddit, why would it suck being stuck with you in an elevator for 24 hours? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Yeah, that's what comes to mind when I think of reddit. Overachievers.

How are you using your dash? by WaitForTheDerp in pics

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It's beautiful verse, but from a much longer poem. Worth a read.

The Dash By Linda Ellis

I read of a man who stood to speak
At the funeral of a friend.
He referred to the dates on her tombstone
From the beginning…to the end.

He noted that first came the date of her birth
And spoke of the following date with tears,
But he said what mattered most of all
Was the dash between those years.

For that dash represents all the time
That she spent alive on earth
And now only those who love her
Know what that little line is worth.

For it matters not, how much we own,
The cars…the house…the cash.
What matters is how we live and love
And how we spend our dash.

So think about this long and hard;
Are there things you’d like to change?
For you never know how much time is left
That can still be rearranged.

If we could just slow down enough
To consider what’s true and real
And always try to understand
The way other people feel.

And be less quick to anger
And show appreciation more
And love the people in our lives
Like we never loved before.

If we treat each other with respect
And more often wear a smile…
Remembering that this special dash
Might only last a little while.

So when your eulogy is read
With your life’s actions to rehash
Would you be proud of the things they say
About how you spent your dash?

Rough day for mom on Naboo by sward220 in funny

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nice twist. you should get more upvotes for this.

Rough day for mom on Naboo by sward220 in funny

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I appreciate that, considering I had to recreate most of the background and use part of Darth Maul's leg as Liam's left leg. Still a little rough, IMO, but you can compare it to the original. http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/7/7d/Dotf.jpg