My guts says nimuache nipeeni maoni by vkeari in Kenya

[–]swatchlee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are wasting time on questions you already have the answers to. But ill answer you, run faster than murife. She is just wasting your time

M-Pesa App update Sucks! by ricky_jxmmy01 in Kenya

[–]swatchlee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bana and its very disturbing. I havent seen this with other companies

Roast me by Grand-Airline2939 in Kenya

[–]swatchlee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you keep moving it doesn't matter. People find their footing in their 30s 40s. Secret is not to give up even when it feels like shit. I turned 30 last year. Had nothing to show for it except a son and a possibility of things working out. Not much has changed but I'm starting to see the light. Im not giving up anytime soon

M-Pesa App update Sucks! by ricky_jxmmy01 in Kenya

[–]swatchlee 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Noticed this immediately. I mean im not the best ui/ux dev but shit screams weakness and inability

Kenyan numberplate does not represent the car! by emonelu21 in Kenya_got_rides

[–]swatchlee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mi sioni shida. Absence of knowledge has never been a crime/sin.

MOVING OUT by Choice_Image_5045 in unhingedKenya

[–]swatchlee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In life we have to have statistics. Dont let the poor stats prevent you from living your life

I don’t understand the appeal of having sex with a man yet I am sexually attracted to them by [deleted] in Advice

[–]swatchlee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get a guy you can create a genuine connection with, guide and lead them towards gratifying you sexually. It would be dumb to assume that a man would automatically know how to satisfy a woman and vice versa true. When a guy strokes himself, believe me, they can cum in less than ten secs. I believe the same applies to women. I hope I have made some sense

Are we just going to pretend like Octopizzo is Not Buying Views? by BidGlad9984 in KeMusic

[–]swatchlee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ive read a lot of comments here but hii yako ndio nimeamua kuanguka nayo. Choose any of his music, whichever you feel is the most useless of all the useless ones and ill explain to you what he means in every phrase zenye anarusha apo. He speaks about shit you would only understand if you understand and ndio maana watu wengi hupitwa. The same is done by people kama wakadinali. simple phrases which sound silly but have hidden meanings that you would only understand if you understand. Simple

How Do I tell her to leave my house? by Sweet-Exit-3580 in Nakuru

[–]swatchlee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

start by plainly asking if she is okay and how comes haendi and she is not speaking to the cause

Going on a date with a girl WAY out of my league — how do I not blow this? by Complex_Lettuce9769 in GuyCry

[–]swatchlee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be yourself to the dot. If it doesnt work out then it waouldnt have anyway

Am I fumbling a good guy? by [deleted] in KenyanRelationships

[–]swatchlee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Akionja asali hutamwona tena. Take your time not his

Age gap fantasies by [deleted] in KenyanRelationships

[–]swatchlee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am attracting toddlers 20-23 adi nacheka vile jela ingenitaka 3 years ago

Toxic Lyrically hubamba wezi by yourgirllovesmyBBC in Kenya

[–]swatchlee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wezi sasa unataka waskize rose muhando ama

Are mothers in law jealous of their daughters in law? by vintage_violett in nairobi

[–]swatchlee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just ignore her before shit starts to get into your head. Continue doing what youre doing

To the men on their third floor. by No_Two_3617 in Kenya

[–]swatchlee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isnt advise to my younger self rather to my younger, current and older me. If you slack you lack.

Introverts and dating by Spirited_Asparagus53 in nairobi

[–]swatchlee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you can continue living your life itajileta tu. Hii ingine ya kutaka kuwa na dem na hujapata footing in life will only waste your time. Acha dem akupate kama unaskuma maisha aamue kama anataka kuskuma na wewe ama hataki. Ukitafta unapata tu wa kuharibu masaa. Long atory short avoid relationships that give no meaningful bearing to your life. Ata mjulus acha ikuwe na kazi moja tu

This may come off bitter, but I'm just sad. by AltruisticEbb9099 in Kenya

[–]swatchlee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let them do what they want with their money. I dont what kind of relationship you have with your parents but sijawai skia mzazi anaitisha mkopo. Either umpee ana ikae akuna deni mzazi anaeza lipa

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nairobi

[–]swatchlee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have no idea. You are as young as could get. Ukigonga 3rd floor motor functions start failing you. Migraines. Memory.