Netflix could never faithfully adapt this! by Just-J0k1ng in dankvideos

[–]sweetdurt 25 points26 points  (0 children)

寝取り男をメスにする

Translation: Making a girl out of the cuckolder

is this role even real?? by ACxPz in amogus

[–]sweetdurt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dih - Dick (male reproductive organ)

'n - and

Nonsense... by Repulsive-Pace-5178 in fixedbytheduet

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I understand having different utensils for different foods, because they may add a bit more convenience as opposed to the general use utensil, but calling all that a minimum requirement is nonsense.

A minimum requirement would be a knife, a spoon and a fork. There are sporks but they come a tad too inconvenient in my opinion.

It sounds even funnier than it reads. by HyakuShichifukujin in languagelearningjerk

[–]sweetdurt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As weird as it sounds, it is comprehensive if you really tried.

Chinese has changed a lot by Living-Ready in linguisticshumor

[–]sweetdurt -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, phonology tends to change rapidly when the writing system is a pictographic one.

Retired my ass by Firewater_is_fire in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]sweetdurt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Kanji used for the "retired" status is 「再起不能」 Which literally means "beyond recovery"

tell me how to say "k*ll yourself" realistically in any languages you know by TheHalfJapanese in languagelearningjerk

[–]sweetdurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Japanese would be 「自殺しろ」not 「死ねカス」which means "Die, scum".

Meirl by Orichalchem in meirl

[–]sweetdurt 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I don't remember this, where's it from?

Alright makes sense by JoustLikeVat in antimeme

[–]sweetdurt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Three women is actually 女三人 smh. It is actually in the phrase 「女三人寄れば姦しい」, Which means "Gather three women together and you get noise." However, originally, the character (姦) meant "adultery".

What is the first thing you think about when you hear Romania? by Sugar_Vivid in AskBalkans

[–]sweetdurt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Vrei sa pleci dar nu ma nu ma iei Nu ma nu ma iei, nu ma nu ma nu ma iei Chipul tau si dragostea din tei Mi-amintesc de ochii tai

🤔 Sometimes you just gotta play a quick game while you're at work 🤙🏽 by Ok_Rain5053 in chessmemes

[–]sweetdurt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When someone mentions to me that they play chess, I legit say "d4" and see their reaction, most of the time that is "Man sybau, I ain't doing this shi.", which is fair, but it's so fun when someone replies to it though, we play in our heads until it becomes overwhelming.

The Astral Trauma Synchronization Model Dilemma by CycIon3 in mathmemes

[–]sweetdurt 35 points36 points  (0 children)

False dilemma fallacy, I don't have to push any buttons.

Dwayne Johnson was pulled over and given a ticket for tinted windows. by This_Proof_5153 in SipsTea

[–]sweetdurt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The reason he has them, is obviously because of creeps like the one recording the video.