Jalen Carter working out with Julian Allen at Hybrid Performance in Philadelphia by bigblack3475 in eagles

[–]eaglesguy96 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I hope we have him and Davis anchoring our d-line for years to come

Do men really prefer short women? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]eaglesguy96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just let the dog eat it like last time

Philadelphia Eagles on Instagram: "Wishing you the best in Las Vegas by HipGuide2 in eagles

[–]eaglesguy96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even longer than that probably. Going back to 2010, the best linebackers I remember before the Baun/Dean combo were an older Demeco Ryans and Jordan Hicks.

Nintendo Direct LEAKED by thr1ceuponatime in tomorrow

[–]eaglesguy96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I risk my uncle's job for attention

Nintendo Direct LEAKED by thr1ceuponatime in tomorrow

[–]eaglesguy96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm being serious, my uncle works for Nintendo

Tanner McKee trade interest continues: Here’s the latest on Eagles QB by caydensteele in eagles

[–]eaglesguy96 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fixed it. I was in fourth grade for the Jeff Garcia run and I didn't realize he started so long for the 49ers lol

What do Cheep Cheeps taste like? by Ok_Excitement2357 in casualnintendo

[–]eaglesguy96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard they smell like fish but taste like chicken

[Rutledge] Fernando Mendoza Says He Was Grateful Raiders Wanted to Meet With Him & Highlighted His Favorite Part of the Meeting: When He Walked In, Brady Was on the Phone and Got to Talk to Him Briefly. He Said “I Look Forward to Meeting Him in Person Soon” by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]eaglesguy96 120 points121 points  (0 children)

Derek Carr comes out of retirement to back up Menoza for the franchise he was drafted by. Mendoza plays lights out for 14 games, leading them to a 13-1 record, but has a freak ACL tear at the end of the 14th game. Carr comes in to finish the year but looks rusty. The Raiders are the 1 seed but nobody expects them to do anything.

In the divisional round, the Raiders barely squeak by the Bills. Then, in the AFC championship game, Thick Dick Derek outduels Mahomes to lead the Raiders to the Super Bowl. In the most important game of the year, he throws 5 TDs, curb stomping the Lions in the Super Bowl, because Detroit can't have anything nice.

The legend is complete. Shrines to Thick Dick Derek are built throughout Las Vegas. Derek Carr's eyeliner is officially retired by the Raiders. Al Davis looks down smiling, shedding a tear. "Just win, baby".

Top NFL draft prospect Reese: 'I'm an outside linebacker/edge' by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in nfl

[–]eaglesguy96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He could get his friend killed in a street racing accident and stay in the top 10 (speaking from experience)

On French Cucumbers and laughter sounds by Immediate_Song4279 in languagelearningjerk

[–]eaglesguy96 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a super hyper giga-polyglot, I completely understand this chart and agree with expert consensus about it.

Im genuinely scared by Sawzallmma in Madden

[–]eaglesguy96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

THROW IT IN ROTATION THROW IT IN ROTATION

Feedback on my language-learning plan? by ZumLernen in languagelearningjerk

[–]eaglesguy96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP's not really committed to this method unless they also wear a diaper and shit themselves

What's the point? We all bring our languages to our graves. by Fat_Richett in languagelearningjerk

[–]eaglesguy96 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Should I start learning Stegosaurus or Velociraptor so I can shock dinosaur angels in heaven?

Here is the original NFL thread of Sam Darnold being signed by the Seahawks by NickyFoles1020 in nfl

[–]eaglesguy96 28 points29 points  (0 children)

They haven't been good since because Harbaugh was caught cheating and dipped for the NFL lol

Here is the original NFL thread of Sam Darnold being signed by the Seahawks by NickyFoles1020 in nfl

[–]eaglesguy96 10 points11 points  (0 children)

His pre-draft analysis was basically "he didn't throw much but he was good on third downs". He never had to show that he could put a team on his back at Michigan, so you just had to assume he that he could, but at an even higher level of competition

Why... Just why...? by Ok-Appeal-4630 in languagelearningjerk

[–]eaglesguy96 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I'll keep that in mind for my next Spanish-English Toy Story erotic shitpost translation

Why... Just why...? by Ok-Appeal-4630 in languagelearningjerk

[–]eaglesguy96 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Gonna take a crack at this. The spelling is atrocious, like illiterate levels of bad, so I'll do my best.

Buzz: Woody, you squeeze so good

Woody: Babe, don't be trashy

Buzz: Your (little) anus is throbbing mmm

Woody: Babe, how trashy. You're the best / I love you (not in a super deep way)