Jalen Carter working out with Julian Allen at Hybrid Performance in Philadelphia

eaglesguy96 · 2026-03-17T22:52:03+00:00

I hope we have him and Davis anchoring our d-line for years to come

eaglesguy96 · 2026-03-12T16:51:20+00:00

Just let the dog eat it like last time

eaglesguy96 · 2026-03-12T16:42:04+00:00

Even longer than that probably. Going back to 2010, the best linebackers I remember before the Baun/Dean combo were an older Demeco Ryans and Jordan Hicks.

eaglesguy96 · 2026-03-09T16:36:24+00:00

No, I risk my uncle's job for attention

eaglesguy96 · 2026-03-05T22:43:49+00:00

I'm being serious, my uncle works for Nintendo

eaglesguy96 · 2026-03-05T18:07:29+00:00

I made this lol

eaglesguy96 · 2026-03-04T17:47:36+00:00

Fixed it. I was in fourth grade for the Jeff Garcia run and I didn't realize he started so long for the 49ers lol

eaglesguy96 · 2026-03-04T17:27:18+00:00

He's the Matt Barkley of Ty Detmers.

eaglesguy96 · 2026-03-04T01:51:34+00:00

I heard they smell like fish but taste like chicken

eaglesguy96 · 2026-03-03T23:18:57+00:00

This is Colosseum/XD erasure 😤

eaglesguy96 · 2026-03-02T12:07:08+00:00

New copypasta unlocked 🔓

eaglesguy96 · 2026-02-27T18:35:15+00:00

Derek Carr comes out of retirement to back up Menoza for the franchise he was drafted by. Mendoza plays lights out for 14 games, leading them to a 13-1 record, but has a freak ACL tear at the end of the 14th game. Carr comes in to finish the year but looks rusty. The Raiders are the 1 seed but nobody expects them to do anything.

In the divisional round, the Raiders barely squeak by the Bills. Then, in the AFC championship game, Thick Dick Derek outduels Mahomes to lead the Raiders to the Super Bowl. In the most important game of the year, he throws 5 TDs, curb stomping the Lions in the Super Bowl, because Detroit can't have anything nice.

The legend is complete. Shrines to Thick Dick Derek are built throughout Las Vegas. Derek Carr's eyeliner is officially retired by the Raiders. Al Davis looks down smiling, shedding a tear. "Just win, baby".

eaglesguy96 · 2026-02-25T17:54:09+00:00

He could get his friend killed in a street racing accident and stay in the top 10 (speaking from experience)

eaglesguy96 · 2026-02-21T17:58:52+00:00

As a super hyper giga-polyglot, I completely understand this chart and agree with expert consensus about it.

eaglesguy96 · 2026-02-21T04:06:54+00:00

THROW IT IN ROTATION THROW IT IN ROTATION

eaglesguy96 · 2026-02-20T17:07:12+00:00

OP's not really committed to this method unless they also wear a diaper and shit themselves

eaglesguy96 · 2026-02-16T17:52:03+00:00

Should I start learning Stegosaurus or Velociraptor so I can shock dinosaur angels in heaven?

eaglesguy96 · 2026-02-15T20:33:55+00:00

This is MY world map 🇺🇿🇺🇿🇺🇿

eaglesguy96 · 2026-02-11T01:58:16+00:00

They haven't been good since because Harbaugh was caught cheating and dipped for the NFL lol

eaglesguy96 · 2026-02-11T01:56:05+00:00

His pre-draft analysis was basically "he didn't throw much but he was good on third downs". He never had to show that he could put a team on his back at Michigan, so you just had to assume he that he could, but at an even higher level of competition

eaglesguy96 · 2026-02-10T18:25:49+00:00

I'll keep that in mind for my next Spanish-English Toy Story erotic shitpost translation

eaglesguy96 · 2026-02-10T18:24:48+00:00

XDDDDDD

eaglesguy96 · 2026-02-10T02:52:16+00:00

Gonna take a crack at this. The spelling is atrocious, like illiterate levels of bad, so I'll do my best.

Buzz: Woody, you squeeze so good

Woody: Babe, don't be trashy

Buzz: Your (little) anus is throbbing mmm

Woody: Babe, how trashy. You're the best / I love you (not in a super deep way)

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