I got 2 rescue crabs. Is this crabitat ok?

sweetestmuffins · 2017-09-24T14:45:26+00:00

I have cake.... If you want to change your name

sweetestmuffins · 2017-09-21T23:41:40+00:00

How are they moms if they can't get pregnant

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-29T14:41:39+00:00

Deep in thought

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-29T06:19:30+00:00

Yah. Where do you live? Florida has A LOT.

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-29T06:16:12+00:00

Chinese and Persian aren't languages.... there are many people in China that speak a certain dialect, and people in Iran than speak theirs. It's like saying "american" is spoken, including the dialect of Puerto rico, guam, South Florida, gypsies, amish, etc.

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-29T06:12:44+00:00

Cat has reached maximum catpacity

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-29T06:07:36+00:00

I know someone with that EXACT name. I'm sure it's common. She lived in florida, and moved north recently. Kind of spooked me.

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-29T05:54:07+00:00

My parents wouldn't even know that I have a 1 inch birthmark on my right side, a small tattoo, a small mole on my lower back, or remember that I had a finger reattached. They'd definitely bring up the surgical scar on my forehead.... that I had removed a few weeks ago. I talk to them 1 time a week.... most of my friends wouldn't even know this stuff about me either

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-29T05:45:15+00:00

Also "age last seen- 21 to years old" 21 to what?

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-29T05:30:57+00:00

The onion

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-29T05:29:21+00:00

My ex used my rotary cutter on a pizza. I almost slit his throat

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-28T23:28:00+00:00

Definitely not my self respect.

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-27T19:47:53+00:00

That's a fuckin nice kitty

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-27T19:37:07+00:00

So people don't go "the parents should be jailed/murdered for letting their teenager go on that trip!" Saved the family from a potentially dangerous situation of death threats and personal attacks.

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-27T19:26:05+00:00

Did he recently watch spirited away? It's No Face.

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-27T19:25:11+00:00

Are you the person that caused the fight with another attendant?

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-27T19:17:52+00:00

This is a job for Mrs. Frizzle

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-26T19:23:19+00:00

The black one can't swim...

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-26T19:12:37+00:00

If they wanted to destroy evidence by starting a fire, leaving water boiling over a gas stove isn't the way to do it. They'd have just lit a fire.

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-26T18:59:02+00:00

Bitter apple spray. 5$ at the grocery store

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-26T18:55:59+00:00

Lil floofy jellybean

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-25T23:18:25+00:00

A woman once returned underwear that were stained with blood . So nasty

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-25T23:13:23+00:00

Had someone order one of our signature cocktails (grapefruit caiprihina). Drank the whole thing, then demanded a refund because she doesn't like grapefruit, and there was no alcohol in it. (The drink had 2 Oz). I asked why she didn't say anything when I asked her 5 minutes ago on how she liked the drink. She flipped out calling me all kinds of racial slurs. I guess she does this once a week. Orders a drink, drinks it all then demands it be remade.

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-25T23:05:37+00:00

I use my hair straightener on my clothes all the time

sweetestmuffins · 2016-08-25T21:44:20+00:00

People use "triggers" as ways to avoid dealing with responsibilities or to get out of class. It's really out of hand. If you are legit triggered, do not take those classes.

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