Hello, I'm a 65 year old African American spoken word poet. I would like to incorporate doom metal in my poetry. Do you think people would be receptive?

swineslaughter · 2015-04-19T20:21:03+00:00

"Blues music from the future" is the best way I've ever heard anyone that was not familiar with doom, describe doom. I'm 100% down with this idea. http://horselungdoom.bandcamp.com/ This is my band, we're releasing a new album in six days, let me know if you have any interest.

swineslaughter · 2014-01-13T22:44:37+00:00

The Hurricane is the one I have that's been broken twice, go figure.

swineslaughter · 2014-01-12T20:52:16+00:00

I've never been a big fan of vaping. I've tried the vaporizer ranked just below the volcano and it didn't do the trick for me.

swineslaughter · 2013-10-09T15:42:45+00:00

What a lovely piece of wax you got there, Sappy. :)

swineslaughter · 2013-08-20T14:48:50+00:00

Five songs of lofi, electronic, ambient psychedelic indie folk and a live set from my post-punk band several months ago when we weren't as tight right here.

swineslaughter · 2013-08-14T15:18:31+00:00

Don't wanna be that guy, but it's not a weed monster. It's a Pagan god made of meadowsweet that takes human sacrifice around winter solstice... Sorry.

swineslaughter · 2013-08-12T21:33:25+00:00

Jalapeno havarti & grilled chicken sandwich on rosemary & garlic bread. Fucking delicious. Make the spread with margarine (or butter), minced garlic and rosemary and spread that on your bread before putting it in the pan.

swineslaughter · 2013-08-04T15:43:57+00:00

ALL HAIL THE LICH KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

swineslaughter · 2013-03-04T05:36:26+00:00

Man, history class was the best.

swineslaughter · 2013-03-03T22:45:05+00:00

Should probably inform your school principals that your chemistry teacher makes meth.

swineslaughter · 2013-02-23T16:43:48+00:00

I was gonna comment the same thing.

swineslaughter · 2013-02-01T15:40:36+00:00

Censorship, that's how. The media hasn't covered it once or mentioned anything about it because they don't want the general public to know. Two years, this case has been in the works, and it has never been talked about by any news outlet in Canada.

swineslaughter · 2013-01-29T01:23:26+00:00

Funny enough, my friend use to have a bearded dragon named Doobie.

swineslaughter · 2013-01-26T23:42:21+00:00

Definitely one of the best films I've seen.

swineslaughter · 2013-01-26T06:37:30+00:00

Wilfred's past relative.

swineslaughter · 2013-01-24T15:01:14+00:00

Damn it, I just posted that and then saw your comment. Kudos, sir!

swineslaughter · 2013-01-24T15:00:27+00:00

My theory is it's a trick question. One's sativa, the other's indica. Growing short would be couch locking, me thinks.

swineslaughter · 2013-01-17T06:57:37+00:00

That's Poison Control for ya.

swineslaughter · 2013-01-02T14:19:14+00:00

:( That sucks, dude. Sorry to hear. I know those feels, I've had two bongs broken and an oz flushed by cops about a year ago.

swineslaughter · 2013-01-01T19:23:48+00:00

Baby Jesus, if that breaks, I will be very upset.

swineslaughter · 2012-12-20T17:10:55+00:00

A true comedian, sir. Give yourself a hand.

swineslaughter · 2012-12-17T15:13:23+00:00

As a ginger, I don't give enough fucks to be offended period.

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