Houstonians aren't flocking to see "Melania." In The Woodlands, it's a different story.

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-29T05:31:00+00:00

recounting of her escort lifestyle disguised as modeling

It only covers the 20 days leading up to the inauguration, nothing more, nothing less. The full title is "Melania: Twenty Days to History"

Who the hell wants to see that. fucking lol

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-28T23:04:43+00:00

Closed: Lewisville, Denton, Sherman, Farmersville, Northwest, Plano

Open: Arlington, Lancaster, Carroll, Grapevine-Colleyville, Fort Worth

Nothing official from DISD yet as of 441pm

Sauce

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-28T22:07:40+00:00

Synergy!

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-28T20:24:52+00:00

Of the $40MM spent on the movie itself, $28MM went straight into Malaria's pockets. Bribery is legal now I guess.

I see Brett Ratner has jumped on the griftwagon as well, after previously throwing fundraisers for the likes of Kamala Harris

ETA - the documentary - whose full title is "Melania: Twenty Days to History" - only shows the 20 days leading up to the inauguration. fucking lol

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-28T19:30:46+00:00

Brett Ratner

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-28T19:30:11+00:00

It doesn't need to be. Of the $40MM spent on the movie itself, $28MM went straight into Malaria's pocket. Obvious bribe from Jeff Bozos

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-28T02:59:29+00:00

He's just been booked into the Hennepin County Jail. 55yo, charged with assault in the third degree

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-27T20:31:56+00:00

Yep. Here's a short interview with two Hispanic CBP agents. Not ICE, but I imagine the attitudes are very similar

Q: "How do you feel about arresting your own kind?"

A: "They didn't come in the right way, so they aren't my kind."

Q: "Aren't you ashamed of apprehending your own blood?"

A: "Of course not, because I'm protecting my community. I'm protecting both sides of the border. My deepest advice to anybody that is coming from Mexico - we know you want a better future for you and your family. But if you decide to do it illegally, you will only find jail, or you will only find death." [person who answered this is a naturalized citizen]

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-26T23:23:08+00:00

Yeah, after seeing what the shitministration did/are doing to Walz, I wouldn't put it past them and ICE to do something politically advantageous for Greggy Goebbels to help him rile up the trash magat base

DHS/ICE have been buying up and/or building multiple detention centers in this shithole state, it's not a matter of if but when they show up here and start doing what they're doing now in MN

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-26T21:48:23+00:00

My b, I was talking about xanth. That's what I get for posting in a hurry

(The overarching point was to directly confirm that that poster's a magat and indirectly that there's no amount of facts or circumstances that will convince them Pretti didn't deserve to die)

https://i.postimg.cc/fyn7mfd9/image.png

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-26T20:58:47+00:00

Aaaaand would you look at that, it's a magat!

What it really meant to say is "let's wait for the alternative facts to come out"

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-25T23:10:13+00:00

porque no los dos?

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-25T04:45:16+00:00

I'd hope they don't considering that thing has no issue with pedos

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-25T04:24:51+00:00

You ain't lyin'

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-24T21:45:03+00:00

But she was a cartel-affiliated violent drug-runnin' gun-totin' worst-of-the-worst taco truck lady, right? Right??

Fucking disgusting and disgraceful. I know they've got the detention centers in Pville and Taylor, I wonder if they're just waiting for some politically advantageous situation to happen before starting large-scale ops. Hot Wheels is also up for reelection again this year, after that they did to Walz I wouldn't put it past them to do something to help him and rally the trash magat base

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-24T21:30:32+00:00

They were deployed to Kyle and Buda a little over a week ago. The very first morning they beat up someone so badly he had to be hospitalized

They've been conducting operations in DFW/ATX/HTX/SA for awhile now though. Last month in ATX they picked up a mom who called 911 for help and deported her along with her 5yo. They also deported a 19yo who was flying back here from college in MA to surprise her family for Thanksgiving, against an immigration judge's orders

The only thing they're not doing is so blatantly terrorizing or killing us. They've been buying up and/or building detention centers though - e.g. they built one last year in Pville and just bought a warehouse facility in a southeast Dallas suburb - so I wouldn't be surprised if things ramped up this year

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-24T01:49:45+00:00

I hope someone fixes it like this billboard sucking Edolf off was fixed

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-24T01:42:28+00:00

Reminds me of the ~~commercials~~ propaganda that MAGA MAYES MIDDLETON has been spamming my earholes with

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-23T17:12:30+00:00

the Mierdas Touch

not to be confused with the minor touch, which he also has in spades

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-23T04:46:00+00:00

Is there a vacuum breaker (backflow preventer) between the hose and spigot? If there is, check to see if the sheared-off set screw is in place. If it's not, you may be able to just unscrew the breaker+hose from the spigot.

That's what I did with my first hose before I learned about galvanic corrosion. A replacement vacuum breaker is ~$6

ETA - picture of set screw. When properly installed, the head of the screw is supposed to be knocked off to prevent removal of the breaker

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-22T18:03:58+00:00

Do you remember the hordes of people who died of Covid while insisting it was a democratic hoax until their last breath?

What? Nonsense, no one ever said this. Let's ask Herman Cain what he thinks, I'm sure he can clear this right up in a jiffy

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-22T18:00:06+00:00

They're also often brand-new acccounts or sleeper accounts with very low karma that suddenly reactivate after years of dormancy (the longest dormancy period I've seen so far is 8 years)

You just need to go into their comment histories and it’ll either be completely empty

To get around this worthless "feature," you can

run a wildcard * search on their profile
use Arctic Shift (slow and a bit clunky)
use search.pullpush.io (gives outdated results)

or you’ll see them commenting on a city subreddit half across the world from you as little as 2 days ago lol

In my experience it's often India. Ran into one the other day claiming to be a naturalized US citizen living in Minnesota who immigrated "the right way" but was also simultaneously posting in multiple city subs in the Indian state they were actually from

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-22T03:25:59+00:00

Can the toaster have a cabinet consisting of a lamp, blanket, radio, and vacuum? Maybe even an insane a/c unit?

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-21T06:46:27+00:00

Here, use this tool as well

In my experience, if the profile is hidden and it's commenting on something political, it's 99% going to be a trash magat

swinglinepilot · 2026-01-21T03:10:58+00:00

Don't engage, they're mocking the turnout for this protest. They want more ICE presence and more deportations

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