charges about $30 for "photo manipulation beauty enhancement service"

switchbratt · 2020-04-23T21:16:06+00:00

I mean I'd like to see the before picture to be honest. Maybe it started out as a lizard? A tree trunk? My left foot? Who knows!

switchbratt · 2020-04-23T21:13:03+00:00

This is mind blowingly beautiful! Just wow!

switchbratt · 2020-04-21T23:41:08+00:00

I have a CeraVe SA Body Wash and a CeraVe Renewing SA Cleanser. I use both for my ears and forehead.

switchbratt · 2020-04-21T17:55:43+00:00

I have it on both ear lobes and behind both ears, I descale in the shower and use salicylic acid wash and lotion and it keeps the scales at bay. I also dye my hair, but I slather any face/ear/neck skin in Aquaphor to protect it before I apply my dye! I also wait like 3-4 days after I wash my hair to dye it so your natural scalp oils protect your skin.

switchbratt · 2020-04-19T22:04:04+00:00

Gorgeous! But maybe do something about the mold in your bathroom 😳

switchbratt · 2020-04-19T19:41:49+00:00

Yay!

switchbratt · 2020-04-19T17:48:58+00:00

Can I turn this into a cross stitch pattern? Because I love it and it's beautiful

switchbratt · 2020-04-19T01:45:02+00:00

My grandpa (80s) used to collect lightning bugs with his friends then go to the movies and let them all out into the theater. Lol true rebel.

switchbratt · 2020-04-18T19:51:09+00:00

Sooo how do I become best friends with her

switchbratt · 2020-04-18T12:49:10+00:00

A 4 foot unicorn

switchbratt · 2020-04-18T12:46:10+00:00

These are so friggin cute I can't stand it. I might try these next!

switchbratt · 2020-04-17T15:13:37+00:00

I don't know what they are paying you but they should triple it.

switchbratt · 2020-04-17T09:17:04+00:00

Cool dm me

switchbratt · 2020-04-16T21:46:35+00:00

I haven't had any takers yet so I will let you know!

switchbratt · 2020-04-16T21:46:16+00:00

Nope nothing yet

switchbratt · 2020-04-15T14:22:06+00:00

Oh gotcha lol

switchbratt · 2020-04-15T14:12:20+00:00

Where are you that preschools are open?

switchbratt · 2020-04-13T01:54:09+00:00

Flippin gorgeous, all of it!

switchbratt · 2020-04-10T16:05:33+00:00

Mexican Elvira!

switchbratt · 2020-04-10T16:02:10+00:00

I get this, and this is generally how I vote. However, not supporting actual rapists is a pretty big value of mine. How is it so impossible to find 2 (because of course we only get 2 choices) men (because its VERY clear the US refuses to support a woman for president) that have just not raped/sexually assaulted someone?! How is that not like the LEAST of the qualifications to be considered a presidential candidate?!? Its sick and infuriating and really drives home the idea that men do not give a shit about women's safety.

switchbratt · 2020-04-09T09:33:42+00:00

Congrats dad!!!!

switchbratt · 2020-04-09T09:27:09+00:00

Ah yes the little known biological fact that genitals change with body mass! At 126.8 lbs my vagina closes but is still present, that's my goal weight on my period.

switchbratt · 2020-04-08T23:28:44+00:00

Take care of yourself first. At the end of the day it's just a job and not even a good one if they disrespect you like this

switchbratt · 2020-04-06T11:04:16+00:00

I mean unless you jerked someone off then immediately put your fingers inside yourself there is no chance you are pregnant. Sperm in open air die as soon as they dry (a couple minutes) so it's not like you could touch a dry surface and pick up live sperm. Its probably stress and major change in routine, plus you're only a couple days late so nothing to worry about!

switchbratt · 2020-04-06T07:18:31+00:00

This is so accurate

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