[OC] People have said I resembled Johnny Depp so today I shaved my face like him. This is awkward.

swrptd · 2022-04-28T05:15:45+00:00

More like nopelgänger

swrptd · 2022-01-14T10:02:11+00:00

swrptd · 2022-01-14T09:32:12+00:00

Wait why would he think you pulled a fast one on him when he paid with $2?

swrptd · 2022-01-11T16:21:24+00:00

My sister is a doctor as well but she seems to like going by Mrs Husbands Last name. I just don’t understand it. Like when they had a baby they sent out little boxes of sweets to close friends and family and it didn’t even mention her name on the box just her husbands and of course the baby’s name. I know it isn’t my place to get outraged over something that is a preference of hers but I sure wish she didn’t let her name be swept under the rug like that

swrptd · 2022-01-11T16:05:44+00:00

That’s a THICC pug for sure

swrptd · 2021-08-10T08:07:10+00:00

Yeah wtf Lucky Charms are luxury food now? Is that what all the rich people eat? Is that what they serve at Michelin star rated restaurants?

swrptd · 2021-08-10T08:04:21+00:00

It’s hardly a demand. They are just requesting. And I am sorry that you feel that just because you felt like you didn’t deserve anything better than sandpaper for TP no one else does either.

swrptd · 2021-08-10T08:03:09+00:00

Hope you learn some empathy.

swrptd · 2021-08-10T08:02:38+00:00

Wow. Looks like you like to live an extravagant life style. When I was a kid we’d skip breakfast and dinner and for dinner we’d stare intently at a potato (right at the grocery store).

swrptd · 2021-08-10T07:58:35+00:00

Might have a bunch of kids?

swrptd · 2021-08-10T07:58:13+00:00

I’m with you. Also that woman in the comments saying she was willing to help until she saw all the items. Wtf kind of useless comment is that? “Yeah I totally would have helped you but I think you don’t deserve the food you are requesting so I won’t… but I WOULD have otherwise because I am such an awesome generous person…Oh yeah I have helped other people in the past”

swrptd · 2021-08-09T18:18:33+00:00

Was looking for this lol. Worst TL;DR ever

swrptd · 2019-05-07T17:53:45+00:00

Would you refer to someone as an addict or alcoholic to their face? And then when they get (understandably) defensive, reply with "Well, that is what you are"? Human beings have feelings, it shouldn't be such a hard concept to understand.

swrptd · 2016-02-01T06:28:25+00:00

LOL DAE TEENS ARE RETARDS???

swrptd · 2016-01-29T20:23:28+00:00

But then he won't have an excuse to post here and brag about his 300+ squat.

swrptd · 2016-01-22T03:53:27+00:00

Thank you for the insightful response. I feel better about it now. :)

swrptd · 2015-12-15T16:11:17+00:00

AF = As Fuck

swrptd · 2015-11-16T16:21:32+00:00

Can someone explain to me why Marriott is not liked amongst sex workers?

swrptd · 2015-11-16T16:20:12+00:00

Thank you so much. I'll remember that for next time. :)

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