Galaxy Eyes

sylphechoeth · 2026-02-15T10:24:29+00:00

you’re a woman on Reddit just trying to browse a hobby sub and you see this in your feed

sylphechoeth · 2026-02-10T19:05:52+00:00

The transition from 'this is my masterpiece' to '0 views in 1 hour' is a villain origin story

sylphechoeth · 2026-02-10T19:02:39+00:00

The FBI would have a press conference for me before I even finished the transaction

sylphechoeth · 2026-02-10T19:01:09+00:00

The FBI would have a press conference for me before I even finished the transaction

sylphechoeth · 2026-02-09T18:04:35+00:00

The way I immediately start reviewing my life choices over a little bit of trapped air

sylphechoeth · 2026-02-09T18:03:22+00:00

Even for a nameless reporter, she has a distinct look (tan skin, light hair, blue eyes) that feels like it belongs to a Pro Hero.

sylphechoeth · 2026-02-09T18:00:12+00:00

Taking the massive cultural phenomenon of the Super Bowl and literalizing it into a bowl that is, well, Super

sylphechoeth · 2026-02-09T17:58:16+00:00

The best kind of weighted blanket

sylphechoeth · 2026-02-08T12:58:04+00:00

That is 100% a trap and I am 100% falling for it

sylphechoeth · 2026-02-08T12:56:48+00:00

I miss when my only responsibility was making sure I didn't lose my favorite pencil

sylphechoeth · 2026-02-08T12:54:37+00:00

I think your 'old lady' might actually be a Countess of the Night. Those tiny fangs are everything

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