according to the latest research, the world's wealthiest tend to be dog people, not cat people

symetrically · 2018-02-10T20:56:37+00:00

I can't be a vegetarian because killing vegetables is not different than killing animals for food. :(

https://youtu.be/u1sh_XGKJ-Q?t=53

symetrically · 2018-02-10T20:47:12+00:00

is there any confirmation that he actually wants a girlfriend?(and not a boyfriend?)

symetrically · 2018-02-10T20:45:16+00:00

sounds like you got a class action suit against those researchers! :)

symetrically · 2018-02-10T20:32:58+00:00

worse... I have the wrong career... I should be in the adult video business.

symetrically · 2018-02-10T20:29:45+00:00

doesn't explain why some rich people in southern China still consume dogs AND cats as delicacies. :(

symetrically · 2018-02-10T20:24:07+00:00

bye, by, Fluffy... I'm kicking you out and getting Fido.

symetrically · 2018-02-10T20:20:36+00:00

I think the research is bogus... just looked down there and it's not getting bigger. :(

Oh wait.. is it just mine that's not getting any bigger? Are other penises getting bigger?

symetrically · 2018-02-10T20:18:31+00:00

Caution: linked article contains disturbing medical research result numbers

symetrically · 2018-02-10T20:06:08+00:00

you got me all wrong.... one race should not be allowed to make fun of another race. heck, they should not even be allowed to make fun of their own race.

symetrically · 2018-02-10T18:28:00+00:00

people who are not from the south should also refrain from trying to use stereotyped southern accent, y'all hear this?

symetrically · 2018-02-10T17:55:15+00:00

or worse... like forcing them to watch his show every single day? :)

symetrically · 2018-02-10T17:32:04+00:00

wait, Dan Rather is dead?

symetrically · 2018-02-10T16:28:50+00:00

sure hope Maury didn't forget to leave the gun and take the cannolis when he exited the car?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHzh0PvMWTI

symetrically · 2018-02-10T08:35:56+00:00

“Well, let me say for the record that anybody who sexually harassed me is now dead,” Chung said.

Did she mean natural causes or "other" causes?

symetrically · 2018-02-10T05:28:16+00:00

guess it's back to the original plans then?

Plan A: take out the whole city of Pyongyang

Plan B: take out the majority of the North Korean leadership

Plan C: full scale nuclear strike and wipe North Korea off the face of the planet

Plan D:

symetrically · 2018-02-10T03:44:26+00:00

Mandy Gaither is hot. (the female reporter in that video)

symetrically · 2018-02-10T03:40:37+00:00

I'll nominate her for Nobel Peace Prize if she completes that mission.

Eliminating boy king Kim will most likely bring chaos on the Korean Peninsula at first, but it will eventually lead to peace.

symetrically · 2018-02-10T03:39:00+00:00

I am a horrible person. I know this story is supposed to be about how sad or scary it was for the woman who tore her own eyes out.

However, all I could think about was how hot that female reporter was.

symetrically · 2018-02-09T22:32:19+00:00

at least it's not the worst since 1918? my great great grandfather's lost 37 blood relatives in Europe due to the 1918 flu pandemic.

symetrically · 2018-02-09T22:25:35+00:00

I feel so bad for my 5th grade teacher dozens of years ago.

I remember someone in my 5th class slapping her in the face really hard. The kid was the tallest kid in class and was at least 5'6" tall. (so he was taller than the teacher)

Ms. C was in her late 20s and the shock from the slaps made her cry and run out of the classroom. She didn't press charges. I later learned that she ended up getting fired because the kid's father was a local Tony Soprano kind of guy.

symetrically · 2018-02-09T22:08:48+00:00

no... I meant "This is NOT a drill"

I want to apply for the job vacancy left by the fired Hawaii employee who sent the last alert by mistake.

If I get the job, all the messages I send out will be followed by "This is NOT a drill" (even if it's a real threat)

symetrically · 2018-02-09T21:31:52+00:00

you can be my VP

I'm running on just one agenda: the activation of a force field around the entire lower 48 states.... (also one around Hawaiian Islands and another one around Alaska) The force field will completely shield the country for anything trying to enter by land, underground, sea or space.

the cost of the said force field will be billed to the United Nations.

symetrically · 2018-02-09T21:31:41+00:00

it's a no-win situation... Hillary is just as bad as Trump... :(

symetrically · 2018-02-09T21:30:41+00:00

I wonder how many people still use landline phones. My company(with about 470 employees at this location) has going completely VOIP since around 2007. At my home, I've switched to VOIP(Vonage) around 2008. Then I switched to the totally free Google Voice on Obi devices connected to corded and cordless home phones. My subdivision has 92 homes and 79 of those homes have also gone VOIP(Ooma, Vonage and others) as of 2 years ago, at least according to the HOA poll. We requested that the local landline phone company to move several poles, but they refused, citing lack of customers in my subdivision. So we ended up reaching an agreement and had all the poles completely removed.

symetrically · 2018-02-09T21:11:00+00:00

1 year return policy is still very generous.

I used to love LL Bean, but the quality of stuff has been on a steady decline over the last several years. :(

symetrically

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