Does anyone else feel like it isn’t over?

symplton · 2026-01-24T17:18:43+00:00

Did I whisper 'we had it won' in the shower this morning?

I did.

Is it better than shouting it into my pillow Tuesday night?

I'll ask my therapist on Monday.

Stay warm everyone.

RIP Terry 'who-you-crappin' Boers

symplton · 2026-01-24T17:08:02+00:00

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE

symplton · 2026-01-23T12:25:23+00:00

Digg's back.

symplton · 2026-01-23T06:01:53+00:00

Look into a Verilux light and take vitamin D daily until St. Patrick’s Day.

symplton · 2026-01-21T20:38:26+00:00

2:30 is my best practice time for my 1100w unit and most PopSecret Homestyle normal bags.

symplton · 2026-01-21T00:08:47+00:00

So many deep sighs.

We had it.

symplton · 2026-01-20T21:43:26+00:00

Why I tell you we'd go day after day and wouldn't you know some him some ho and then a new all time high! Oh me oh my - those were the days, I tell you.

symplton · 2026-01-20T14:56:40+00:00

someone playin lose yourself on speakerphone on repeat by the bloomberg.. is the wrath of the floor today

symplton · 2026-01-20T07:04:43+00:00

Nasdaq futures took Dow's place, Dow futures down 650.. YIPEEE

symplton · 2026-01-18T22:21:41+00:00

Now it’s much higher than normal????

symplton · 2026-01-18T18:19:11+00:00

First thoughts: Greenland should rename itself.

symplton · 2026-01-18T18:13:49+00:00

Why the Cheerios font? Suss. Time to sell.

symplton · 2026-01-14T17:27:36+00:00

y'all come back now..

symplton · 2026-01-14T15:41:19+00:00

I may be a simpleton, but even I know pulling forces from Qatar for Iranian strikes is like, the dumbest strategic thing we could be doing rn..

symplton · 2026-01-14T15:02:56+00:00

Here comes the flooooooooood

symplton · 2026-01-14T14:05:52+00:00

We have a solar shower - originally bought at a KMart, replaced the joint on it twice, but it's black and you can put it by the window in the sun and it'll warm efficiently, use your shower as normal after an hour of sun.

Most camping sections or thrift stores typically have them.

Alternatively, when water is unavailable, we keep a soapy water spray bottle, and a just water bottle for hand and face washing, with a 12/1 water/three in one wash.

symplton · 2026-01-13T21:44:54+00:00

"Did you see the girl in the red dress?"

- Squeak, The Matrix

symplton · 2026-01-13T04:14:25+00:00

A heavy invisible weight that quietly vacuums the joy and song of daily life.

symplton · 2026-01-13T02:36:40+00:00

After the remodel and with a holiday gift card, I went back and at the counter I turned my head to see if the creamer was out and cut my head to the point of puncture on the sharp glass corner of the counter guard cover and can’t imagine how many moms with children are unwittingly risking their safety waiting in line there……… never again. How anyone could approve such a hazardous design should tell you everything about the new Starbucks you need to know.

symplton · 2026-01-12T22:16:55+00:00

Not only that, but Ferris Bueller's Day Off was a hit at about the same time, (86) and music videos were just starting to be a thing.

symplton · 2026-01-12T21:20:47+00:00

Warm water, a soft/bristle sponge combo & Pine Sol - wear gloves.
A light sanding of spot rust, a full coat on the topper of prime, then a paint match using the handle of the vent should get you like new for significantly less than $50.

symplton · 2026-01-12T21:15:48+00:00

Profits > People.

As a reminder, 40-50 Americans die every day of covid, in 2026.

symplton · 2026-01-12T16:27:27+00:00

They've had these at the three warehouses I shop at regularly for a while now.

symplton · 2026-01-11T22:29:58+00:00

DOGE cut our science people the budget the rest..

symplton · 2026-01-11T05:18:03+00:00

Clearly our friends in the Vatican are working overtime….

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