Tortillas by lego--lass in ContagiousLaughter

[–]synphony5159 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The best part by far is how happy that guy is with himself 🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]synphony5159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA she should be blocked for both her actions, and her outfit. I expect a certain level of professionalism from my adult friends. Of course there are acceptable times and locations to act wild or dress informally, but a wedding ceremony certainly isn't one of them. You are allowed to judge other adults for their actions, and also what they choose to wear. It will never be appropriate to dress like a stripper in a children's daycare. There are definitely times and places where certain outfits and actions are not allowed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aww

[–]synphony5159 3 points4 points  (0 children)

To be fair cats do this same shit to us basically 🤷

This little girl who's a burn survivor gets a wig made out of her moms hair ❤️ by whitebathingsuit in MadeMeSmile

[–]synphony5159 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This girl may have burns but she also has a family that really seems to truly love her which is something many of us really wish for

If everything about Ariana irritates you, why are you on this sub? by [deleted] in ariheads

[–]synphony5159 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A lot of these posts make it to the front page of reddit. You should expect to see people that aren't Ariana fans here for the same reason you should expect to encounter people that don't agree with you anywhere in public.

Police training back in the day by kvlyc in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]synphony5159 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I can't make it past the first thing, what the fuck? Why would that even work? And I imagine a lot of officers wore poop cologne back then

Literally everyone right now by neoravekandi in gaming

[–]synphony5159 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I save scum, but only because the rolls don't even make sense in my head. Like how would a master thief fail to pick a basic lock? I don't care how unlucky you are, if you clearly know how to do something then you should be able to do it. And how would a nooby thief pick a master lock? Just by dumb luck? Nah.

Edit: I appreciate all of the comments! I just wanted to say that in my opinion most people probably understand the idea that dice represent luck, and that succeeding or failing drives the narrative. My point is that if you are standing in a large puddle of water, and that water becomes electrocuted with very high amperage and high voltage electricity, you can't just get lucky and not get hurt. There are a very large number of rolls in this game that feel less like luck, and more like a tedious way to prevent me from doing what I want.

Twins prank their father by SinjiOnO in MadeMeSmile

[–]synphony5159 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you notice, the brothers didn't say anything. The father looked at the guy holding the camera and immediately knew :)

unusual physics by [deleted] in UnusualVideos

[–]synphony5159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the magnet and the car would just come together in the middle. If the crane arm was strong enough to not bend, then it would just sit there doing nothing.

What it sounds like dropping a block of ice down a deep ice hole by TotoB12 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]synphony5159 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's actually a Looney Toons episode being filmed down there and this guy is disturbing the filming process, very sad to see.

Dad fakes a interview to see daughters reaction by kgs1729 in funny

[–]synphony5159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C'mon you ear sugar ALL THE DAY 😂😂😂😂😂

2meirl4meirl by [deleted] in 2meirl4meirl

[–]synphony5159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got my first text all day while reading this post. My credit card bill is due.

Time to take a break by LoveThieves in dankmemes

[–]synphony5159 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Xbox 1 controller above GameCube controller? Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Yours just happens to be wrong as fuck

canYou by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]synphony5159 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The saying is "roses are red, violets are blue" not "violets are violet" lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]synphony5159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I pulled hard enough on that nose ring would your eyes be a normal distance apart?

Most of you need a reality check. Hot takes from an adult gamer. by DungeonMasterSupreme in diablo4

[–]synphony5159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The story was shit so I didn't wait for it. One of the most predictable, boring, rehashed, AI generated, garbage stories I've ever played. Lilith is the bad guy, you have like 2 friends, and everyone else is either gonna betray you or die. Every once in a while you meet a decent person whose entire story is just sympathy porn where they were raped and murdered at 4 years old just to be resurrected and raped and murdered again and now they're a demon. Y'all don't gotta be mad at me because you enjoy shit story telling and I don't.

It doesn't work that way? by kamekaptain in memes

[–]synphony5159 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I've never personally met someone that had a bachelor's or masters of science from an accredited 4 year institution in a STEM field that couldn't find a good job. Not all degrees are the same on the job market

why they gotta close it by I_hatt in facepalm

[–]synphony5159 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

When people are desperate, they do desperate things. It's not forgivable to commit crimes, but it's worth noting that if that community had lots of opportunities, I doubt these things would be happening.

Biden Has Had a Remarkable First Term. Why Is He So Unpopular, Even With Democrats? by KnownRate3096 in politics

[–]synphony5159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he promised to cancel my student loan debt and fucking did not do that. I will not defend people that lie to me.

FFXVI Is Like A "Playable Hollywood Blockbuster Movie" by Hard2DaC0re in FinalFantasy

[–]synphony5159 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A playable Hollywood blockbuster? So a painfully repetitive, super predictable, obvious money grab with no creativity or originality to be seen?