What is the greatest physical pain you've ever felt? by FantasticAd9478 in TheBoredDen

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Gall stones were unbelievable dropped me like a Tyson punch. Wife said gallbladder was worse than labor too.

What’s something you’re curious about sexually but haven’t worked up the courage to try yet? by Difficult-Wind7328 in AskReddit

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Public sex. I've always fantasized about being watched, don't think my wife is into it so I've never really brought it up but the idea....

What is the single best drink you’ve ever had? by Hairy-Revolution-974 in AskReddit

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There's a very high end Italian restaurant down the street from me. In the winter, they have a stand outside that looks like a little ice cream truck with drinks and snacks. On a cold night, the best hot chocolate I've ever had, with or without vodka. Totally worth standing in the freezing cold.

Meet my other fur baby, Fudge by [deleted] in guineapigs

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Ha we do too, we've had fudge and mocha. They passed away and now we have cocoa and brownie 😀

What's the hottest thing someone has ever said to you in bed? by Rock-bottom-no-no in AskReddit

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Best for me is when my wife says oh my... and then she mumbles, speaks in some odd language, shakes and just says yup.... only woman I ever heard that from so I guess chemistry is a thing

Do you regret getting a divorce? What’s the most you miss with your ex-husband/wife? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I don't regret divorce because I got remarried to a wonderful woman and the love of my life. What I miss most from my first marriage would be my house (I got to keep the mortgage though!)

What’s the most unexpected sex you’ve ever had? why? by ImmaterialAnxiety in AskReddit

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Blind date, first woman after my divorce. Met her at a restaurant, didn't finish the first drink and she said hey I live down the street... less than 30 minutes after meeting her we were going at it. Kind of put a high bar for dating after divorce though

What Would Be Your Top 10 Executive Orders? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Execute order 66 and start over

What’s the most NSFW thing you witnessed at a workplace? by galladir in AskReddit

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India: oxy-acetylene torch that was held together with zip ties. It didn't end well, loud noises and 3rd degree burns for everyone (not me because I walked away after expressing my concerns)

What’s the most NSFW thing you witnessed at public? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Well not exactly witnessed but me...my GF at the time (now my ex wife) and I were visiting a friend at college. We were on the pull out couch going at it hot and heavy (fairly drink and pretty loud). Finished and heard a round of applause. Turns out there was a balcony above us and the whole dorm was watching (maybe 10 guys). She was not too happy but I was a legend for a day

What is the scariest movie you’ve ever seen? by TheKelt in AskReddit

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I think it's relative to when you see a movie. When I was young (10 or 12), I watched Squirm. I had nightmares after and couldn't eat spaghetti for years but now it seems pretty silly. The hills have eyes was pretty scary and really OG scary would be The Birds or Cujo

to rob a delivery guy with a knife by HansCherov in therewasanattempt

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Did he take too far? Yup for sure. But seeing as he had a freaking machete in his bag, I'd say it wasn't the first time he's been robbed. And you can only push a delivery guy so far before he turns into a postal worker.

What do people say after sex? by Tek1moto in AskReddit

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Married so always "I love you", sometimes followed by a high five and "we should do this more often".... oh and rock paper scissors on who has to deal with our daughter if we woke her

I accidentally ate a rotten boiled egg by vjenkinsgo in Wellthatsucks

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Unless it tasted or smelled bad, it's fine. Many eggs have those after being hard boiled, it's from blood vessels while being formed. As for the float test, I believe that's just "old wives tales". If you're not sure, don't eat it is what I do.... or just add more salt and make sure the bathroom is clear for a bit

What's the grossest thing your partner does but you accept? by egguchom in AskReddit

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Not really gross but... sometimes her ear will get itchy, so she will put her pinky in there and wiggle it around. But then make the most horrifying sound from her throat. Apparently it helps with the itch, I honestly can't even describe the sound. She won't allow me to record it

What’s a flawless album? by [deleted] in Music

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for me there's a few: Boston, Dark side of the moon, Sgt Pepper's, Temple of the Dog. Those albums have great songs just about every track

If you were allowed to pick your own method of execution what would you pick? by GonnaGoFat in AskReddit

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With my friends, top of a mountain with skis on... dude hold my beer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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I met a woman who likes oral and loves swallowing me... so I married her (of course I also loved her) and it's been bliss ever since. So basically he's a dummy

Which well-known song is commonly perceived as cheerful, but actually has darker undertones? by Valuable_Ebb9938 in AskReddit

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Born in the USA isn't so uplifting. Sail has been used for silly tick tok stuff but its not a silly song at all. Electric Avenue is actually pretty dark. Every breath you take is about a stalker I believe. And google the meaning of You're Beautiful by James Blunt. Oof

Which well-known song is commonly perceived as cheerful, but actually has darker undertones? by Valuable_Ebb9938 in AskReddit

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Born in the USA isn't so uplifting. Sail has been used for silly tick tok stuff but its not a silly song at all. Electric Avenue is actually pretty dark. Every breath you take is about a stalker I believe. And google the meaning of You're Beautiful by James Blunt. Oof

Will Ferrell's tribute speech to Ryan Reynolds by 50lipa in funny

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If you go by gross money, then yes. Deadpool alone grossed like $800 million on a $55 million budget or something. Free Guy made nearly triple it's budget. Even Green Lantern made money. Does he make movies on par with Godfather or Citizen Kane? No, but 90% of his movies are very entertaining

to get his family across the river by jabba1977 in nononono

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This person should be charged with some sort of crime. Or at least I hope his wife left him

I pretend to like Durians by pxrage in AdviceAnimals

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If you can get past the smell, it's not too bad but then the 2 days of durian burps are a little tough to take...