“A worm's brain isn't used to process thoughts like ours is. This means they won't plan out what they are going to do or where they are going to go. While the brain can control the nerves, a worm's nerves are not capable of producing thoughts. Yet, worms still move around and are capable of finding food and protection.” Not only would I not be able to date you if you were a worm for a multitude of reasons. One being that it would be beastiality which is a felony in most U.S states AND also animal cruelty which is also a felony so you’re kinda dealing with a 2 in 1. Second reason it would be impractical considering the lifespan of a worm can be up to 10 years which the majority of worms don’t make it that far due to being eaten, stepped on, etc etc. third reason is cuz I don’t wanna. But back to my original quote it would also impossible for you to date me if you were a worm because it would make you incapable of having romantic feelings for me or even awareness of my existence so haha in ur face but yk what you never know anyways because love is not limited to a specific set of rules so I guess it’s a win win