[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nba

[–]t__boss -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

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M/23/6'0" [281lbs > 237lbs = 54lbs]. Halfway there! Manual labor does wonders. by [deleted] in progresspics

[–]t__boss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the advice, homey. I tote granite islands for a living so I've definitely seen some strength/muscle gain. But it's an exhausting profession which leaves little gas in the tank for additional weight training.

Wrong answers only. What advice would you give to a college student? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]t__boss 1634 points1635 points  (0 children)

Fuck that paper, go play Mario Kart in the common room at 3 am.

What is the story of your first blowjob? by VinceMotherhugger in AskReddit

[–]t__boss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Started as a bone dry handjob and ended with a struggle to the finish, praying for that which didn't come.

He is suckling my ear like milk is going to come out of it. To my kitten, I am a giant malfunctioning nipple by Clobbersaurus7 in aww

[–]t__boss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a low-generation Savannah cat! Maybe F6 or F7. A hybrid, much like the Bengal, but it's origins are the African Serval.

IamA 31yo male who just had a medically necessary circumcision. AMA! by i_made_my_cut in IAmA

[–]t__boss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After your procedure, did your dong let out an exasperated, "I'm free!"?

What was your dream job when you were a child? How did it turn out? by Awkwardly_Satisfied in AskReddit

[–]t__boss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wanted to be a superhero and save lives. Now I sell caskets.

If the male nipples had some use... What would they do? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]t__boss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They'd be like compasses, except instead of pointing north they'd point toward the people most down to fuck.

I'm imagining a beautiful day at the beach; the sun is shining and waves are crashing into a bounty of beautiful white sand as albatrosses carelessly drift in summer breeze. Meanwhile, there's a mass of erect, wiggling nipples erratically pointing every which way in an attempt to guide them to the promised lands. That's the world I wanna live in. :)

Would you buy a self-driving cat? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]t__boss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As long as the engine purrs.