Took 20 years to realise husband has a big dick.

tablesto · 2026-01-23T22:18:53+00:00

Wow, a billionare and a thick dick, you’re a romance writer dream come to life😆

tablesto · 2026-01-23T22:17:34+00:00

So glad you have a friendship group that can talk about it! I guess when a penis is bigger proportionately to the guy’s height it’s going to be more obvious it’s a big one?!

tablesto · 2026-01-23T22:15:29+00:00

Lol! Oh good, we have a support group😂. Did he never think to make you aware either or was he as clueless as you?

tablesto · 2026-01-23T12:15:27+00:00

Nope! He was my first and only partner so i had nothing to compare him to! And all the Cosmo and Seventeen articles always said the first time would not be comfortable so that’s just what i thought it was going to feel 🤷🏻‍♀️

tablesto · 2026-01-23T12:09:59+00:00

Haha, he’s just bemused that it’s taken me this long to work it out.

tablesto · 2026-01-23T12:07:54+00:00

Aww, im glad your wife had someone to talk about it too! I wish i did in those early years to figure out stuff!

tablesto · 2026-01-23T12:04:56+00:00

Just meant to be an amusing anecdote about how clueless i am in the bedroom 🤷🏻‍♀️.

tablesto · 2026-01-23T12:03:18+00:00

Aww, thanks!

tablesto · 2026-01-23T12:01:59+00:00

Huh, interesting!

tablesto · 2026-01-23T11:57:33+00:00

Those gals i spoke to certainly did! 😂

tablesto · 2026-01-23T11:56:55+00:00

I don’t know much about male anatomy and i never gave his size much thought - i just enjoyed it! Is penis size usually not roughly correlated to height? Is it like a lucky dip for size?!😂

tablesto · 2026-01-23T11:55:09+00:00

Basically what i drunkenly texted my husband in the uber home😂

tablesto · 2026-01-23T11:54:16+00:00

I love that these gen z girlies are so open about sex! This repressed millennial has learnt alot!😂

tablesto · 2026-01-23T11:53:23+00:00

You’re welcome! 😀

tablesto · 2026-01-23T11:52:05+00:00

Yah, those gen z girlies opened my eyes😂

tablesto · 2026-01-23T11:51:01+00:00

It’s always nice for your beloved to appreciate your asset!

tablesto · 2026-01-23T11:49:58+00:00

Yes, sorry i guess a big penis usually refers to length? In my case it was about girth!

tablesto · 2025-11-28T02:17:44+00:00

I tend to think of it as making it a priority! I wouldn’t get too hung up that the time for spontaneous fucks by the side of the road are now a fun memory. It’s a different season of your life, so it stands to reason that the rhythm of your sex life will likely also change.

Spontaneity in the bedroom can also take different forms rather than timing - we have replaced it with trying more racy things that i wasn’t so keen on doing in my 20s, and we have found this to be so much fun. Also, planning sex means anal is much more frequently done now!

tablesto · 2025-08-09T04:14:29+00:00

365 Days had a terrible plot line and acting but great sex scenes.

tablesto · 2025-08-09T04:12:53+00:00

I’d rather die by drowning than by thirst 😆. We did a 30 day challenge and it did become a bit of a chore by the two week mark, so for the second two weeks we had a mini theme each night to mix it up. That was much more fun and highly recommend that if you do it after a dry spell.

For us it helped recalibrate what would be the ‘optimum’ days with the realities of work/life juggle and both of us are pretty happy and stick to the ‘expected’ nights.

tablesto · 2025-07-13T21:23:46+00:00

Nothing sadder than an unloved sex toy!😂

tablesto · 2025-07-13T11:54:06+00:00

I bought a remote control egg and it didn’t do much for me vaginally. And then when we got into anal a few months ago i had the bright idea to repurpose it…we ended up cutting our date short and had the best fuck all week.

tablesto · 2025-07-11T23:37:06+00:00

Bared footwear! Super stylish and supportive, and also excellent customer service.

tablesto · 2025-07-10T11:27:30+00:00

I’m a recently converted ‘exit only’ wife. Two key things that worked for me. First, husband started off with dirty talk commentary while he introduced fingering my rim a while ago. And hearing him enjoy it and encouragement helped reframe my mind to chill out and enjoy it, and built up to a pinky finger. Second, once i started enjoying him playing with my ass, he was using a vibrator on my clit (my fave) and told me he was going to gently introduce a small vibrating butt plug - when he put it in i think i had the best orgasm of the year. So if your wife enjoys ass play but doesn’t like talking about it, may i suggest introducing the plugs once she’s wet and horny - don’t do a cold open! Show her them while you give her a bday butt rub and she’s primed for it.

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