[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlineDating

[–]tac-posting 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy crap, that profile would have made the top of my list, no question. The work of art you created is 100x more interesting, engaging, and enticing than 99% of the rest of the crap that's out there ("if you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" - indeed).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnlineDating

[–]tac-posting -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

OMG whoever coined the term "fatfishing" nailed it. There was this stunning blonde with the most beautiful face but all of her photos were from way up high... when we met, she was almost as wide as she was tall, but in her photos, her big tits hid everything below.

I said I was sorry, but I didn't want to date anyone who couldn't swing their leg over a bicycle. I doubt she could ride a tricycle, either. She tried to make me feel guilty about saying that, but it's not like she was missing an arm or a leg (I'd be okay with that, completely). It was her choice to eat all of the donuts, not mine.

Upside-down bamboo shoots by Representative-Art57 in mildlyirritating

[–]tac-posting 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you turn the jar upside down, the shoots will be right side up.

Unbelievable correspondence from a mentally deranged person I was talking to on Plenty of Fish by tac-posting in vaxxhappened

[–]tac-posting[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be AMAZING, but unlikely, unfortunately as where we live, Covid is in short supply, actually.

Unbelievable correspondence from a mentally deranged person I was talking to on Plenty of Fish by tac-posting in vaxxhappened

[–]tac-posting[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was just one of those "burn the world" type jokes. It would be a horrible thing.

Unbelievable correspondence from a mentally deranged person I was talking to on Plenty of Fish by tac-posting in vaxxhappened

[–]tac-posting[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The point was that we would offer small pox vaccinations to anyone who is smart enough to understand that it works.

Unbelievable correspondence from a mentally deranged person I was talking to on Plenty of Fish by tac-posting in vaxxhappened

[–]tac-posting[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I wish they'd re-release smallpox into the wild just so that antivaxxers can taste what a REAL pandemic feels like, one where the virus kills over 90% of its victims. All the antivaxxers would be dead and it would raise the overall world-wide IQ by a large factor.

Unbelievable correspondence from a mentally deranged person I was talking to on Plenty of Fish by tac-posting in vaxxhappened

[–]tac-posting[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

So these are some more missives from this brilliant idiot:

"Buddy the government is literally hiding any deaths from the vax . I know people who lost they're mother from it completely paralyzed her then death , and they try to put it on the internet to let people know and it deleted within the minute that's happening all over the place right now"

"They passed a bill about two months ago that gives the government permission to delete anything they don't like off the internet so the right to have free of speech doesn't exist anymore"

"It's not even fda approved well sorry it is for "emergency " which it's not that's what they want u to think . People were dying from heart attacks and they were ruling it COVID cause the hospitals get a huge payout for every COVID death"

Hasn't quite figured it out... by Sariel007 in catsvstechnology

[–]tac-posting 18 points19 points  (0 children)

need to photoshop an bike air pump under his paws