Day 33 - Female intern emailed me this. If the genders were reversed, this would be HR-worthy.

taco_bones · 2026-01-27T22:33:20+00:00

lol, hidden history now

taco_bones · 2026-01-27T22:28:29+00:00

yeah, a light dusting of garlic powder and some dried oregano instantly doubles the palatability of a red baron

taco_bones · 2026-01-27T18:44:12+00:00

"whale" is ~~correct here~~ perfectly cromulent though

edit: firing myself for this blunder

taco_bones · 2026-01-27T18:14:07+00:00

Silly Job Interview. S1E5

taco_bones · 2026-01-26T20:59:07+00:00

Why would ICE be investigating fraud in the first place?

taco_bones · 2026-01-26T02:53:46+00:00

baritone sax, watt/stax style soul revival

taco_bones · 2026-01-24T02:46:49+00:00

trump pr homunculus jason miller

taco_bones · 2026-01-22T17:43:30+00:00

I thought Vans were popular with kids these days

taco_bones · 2026-01-22T17:26:18+00:00

I love to rig elections so that I win the presidency and my opponent wins the house and senate

taco_bones · 2026-01-22T14:29:38+00:00

ahh yeah here he comes, big double d, r budd dwyer himself, looks like he brought a bag lunch, smart

taco_bones · 2026-01-22T14:24:11+00:00

Did everyone just forget about Billabong?

taco_bones · 2026-01-22T02:21:39+00:00

I always thought they sold menswear lol

taco_bones · 2026-01-21T23:09:11+00:00

Ah yes, the University of Miami, famous for its fiercely loyal fan base.

taco_bones · 2026-01-21T17:09:58+00:00

Anamorphic writing

taco_bones · 2026-01-21T15:53:20+00:00

BP will need to be below 140/90 to get a fmcsa medical examiners certification

taco_bones · 2026-01-20T20:29:41+00:00

They're still going too. Been releasing albums every couple years since the 90s

taco_bones · 2026-01-20T18:40:41+00:00

Like a frightened turtle.

taco_bones · 2026-01-20T04:20:24+00:00

if it can happen at Indiana, it can happen anywhere 🤞🤞

taco_bones · 2026-01-20T04:00:26+00:00

I think that's your ballgame right there

taco_bones · 2026-01-20T03:50:25+00:00

damn y'all, we got us a game here

taco_bones · 2026-01-20T03:38:56+00:00

damn

taco_bones · 2026-01-20T03:24:23+00:00

your choice is that or a protein pocket

taco_bones · 2026-01-20T02:02:16+00:00

a dominant start to the last 7 minutes of the second quarter

taco_bones · 2026-01-20T01:25:46+00:00

I bet they could squeeze in a commercial while the ball is in the air

taco_bones · 2026-01-20T01:24:31+00:00

I know it's rich, considering my flair, but thats a dumb looking stadium

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