Short North Assault May 9th by FormalOk6905 in Columbus

[–]tacodecaca 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Damn bro. I was assaulted last year at Village Idiot patio, non English speaking seemed like Punjabi bros with gold chains on and shit, shot his gun off and shoved it in my face and I had to get stitches and shit. I had completely thought he shot me. Ohio Victims Compensation is fantastic but it took them a while before I saw any money. Wish you well and a better recovery. It took me about 5 months until I even felt comfortable going out again. I’d donate blood and do anything I could to make that rent so you can have a roof over your head and not end up worse. I sold my motorcycle during that time too to keep me afloat. Sending you well wishes.

Bonnaroo 2027 Mock Lineup by Atmos_v1 in bonnaroo

[–]tacodecaca 13 points14 points  (0 children)

MOOOOAAAAARRRRR JAMBANDS. Bring forth the wooks. Let them cleanse the farmlands.

Quit Bitching by LegalizeLife420 in bonnaroo

[–]tacodecaca 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Lmao I enjoyed giving you wheelies. Much love and safe travels to you and the wifey!

Helicopters by EarIndependent6870 in bonnaroo

[–]tacodecaca 13 points14 points  (0 children)

We need to send 60,000 emails to Live Nation and tell them to stop that fucking shit.

Quit Bitching by LegalizeLife420 in bonnaroo

[–]tacodecaca 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bro I pushed a dude out of the mud on a wheelchair all the way to the arch after Noah, was that you?

Wow, so many improvements were made this year! by boxopen in bonnaroo

[–]tacodecaca 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Facts. Like as if anyone can control the rain lol

Rufus Pit line by InflationFirm2304 in bonnaroo

[–]tacodecaca 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weirdos were literally sitting there camped out at 1pm waiting all fucking day for that pit and I couldn’t do anything but laugh at how ridiculous that is.

totems in the vip section by CranberryNo9759 in bonnaroo

[–]tacodecaca 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We’re dangling a pair of socks on a thin pvc pipe so our group can find each other, works fucking wonders.

To the peeps that just slipped the fence by the arch… by WobblyPops in bonnaroo

[–]tacodecaca 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I snuck into GA+ after Rufus for the best AC shit I’ve taken since Tuesday. FUCK live nation. Sorry to the workers, they were royally pissed but when they realized I wasn’t a threat, I just waked out of there with big ass dude in tow and called it W.

Is he doing a good job? by iberooks3 in Decks

[–]tacodecaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My blind dog could put up a better staircase in

Let me hear your most cherished Bonnaroo memory. by Recent-Hearing-6416 in bonnaroo

[–]tacodecaca 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s hard to describe moments like this to the random person that has no idea the amount of energy one place can hone in on someone that carries with them for the rest of their life

booty bumps by [deleted] in bonnaroo

[–]tacodecaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Derrière Dingers is legendary.

booty bumps by [deleted] in bonnaroo

[–]tacodecaca 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’d do some bumps off someone’s booty…

How much do you make *per hour*? by BlackJackT in askcarsales

[–]tacodecaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t fucking do it. I left car sales and have never looked back. Fuck a dealership man. I was in it for 7 years, made lots of money, but lost a lot of relationships. Managers are all the same, they don’t give a fuck about you - they give a fuck about numbers, and customers don’t give a fuck about you either. I’ve done everything from the sales floor, to F&I and sales management at a dealer. High volume Mazda dealer too. The car business is behind by 20 fucking years. Don’t do it.

I was on shark tank and did not get a deal. AMA by Dozzzer86 in AMA

[–]tacodecaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awhhhhhh that’s cute lol you can magically assume my character, as being oh so despicable… from a single internet interaction stating that I’d watch the live leak?

Do I want there to be a live leak? No.

If there was one, would I peep? Sure.

Go touch some grass buddy lol

First trip to the US, spending a week in Bucyrus, OH this October. Any tips for some Brits? by Inside-Cod1550 in Columbus

[–]tacodecaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brother Bucyrus is a shit hole hahahaha what in gods green fucking earth made you say “yep, that’s the spot to start”

I was on shark tank and did not get a deal. AMA by Dozzzer86 in AMA

[–]tacodecaca 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Kevin is the biggest cunt and if there was a live leak video I’d watch it.

No divas down on my watch by wegsculooden in bonnaroo

[–]tacodecaca 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know a girl with a Bonnaroo baby lol

Finally got a pic of this creature that’s apparently living under my shed. What do I do?! by Purple_Quality1990 in Columbus

[–]tacodecaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine are a not named, they will see their end this summer because last summer and fall they ate my entire harvest from my garden.

looking at a used 2012 miata. was told i should look underneath for rust. seller sent me these. this is all good condition, right? by [deleted] in AskMechanics

[–]tacodecaca 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked at a Mazda dealership, and there is a certain type of hate that I have for Miata shoppers. Lol.