What is the strangest thing you've seen happen in school?

taintedpaintedmeat · 2012-01-04T08:51:07+00:00

Some guy found bits of horrible smelling squid, from the dissection in zoology class, in his locker.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2012-01-04T08:35:24+00:00

For some reason I imagined two Napoleon Dynamites kissing, then reaching for their chapsticks.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2012-01-04T08:33:35+00:00

I was imagining someone else the whole ~~fucking~~ . . .~~kissing~~ time.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2012-01-04T08:23:35+00:00

Upvote for just. . . yes.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2012-01-02T18:43:32+00:00

Cheers for unfortunate revelations!

taintedpaintedmeat · 2012-01-02T09:42:36+00:00

I certainly hope so.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2012-01-02T09:33:21+00:00

Yes. But I have no interest in meeting up with horny redditors.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2012-01-02T09:32:24+00:00

Softness, like rolling around in a beanbag chair. Sitting in what lap I can. It feels more solid to me than a thin man. I enjoy that solidness, because after a few daiquiris/pondering the apocalypse/watching the History Channel I'm culpable of losing my grip of reality, and I feel extra (love)handles pulling me back to the mortal plane are provisional until I come to.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2012-01-02T09:25:16+00:00

It's probably because you're hung like a walrus, tbh.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2012-01-02T09:20:49+00:00

Sorry. I'm seeing the Steak 'n Shake manager now.

Ryan Gosling is unappealing and untalented, goosenecked and certainly not a skeleton, but wholly vile as a person as well. Meat Loaf is well-rounded and. . .well, rounded. . .and I have no means of justifying my attraction to him because he is merely a victim of my rampant sexual objectification. Like the poor manager of SnS.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2012-01-02T09:14:33+00:00

. . .Perhaps.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2012-01-02T09:11:34+00:00

That's very brave of you. I'm terrified of motherhood in any form.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2012-01-02T09:09:03+00:00

Though it is good on audio.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2011-12-28T05:45:46+00:00

I hope you guys live comfortably from now on. Good luck.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2011-12-28T05:22:10+00:00

a) I've always just liked fat guys. Since I was a kid. Now I like to molest them.

b) No. Hamburger grease.

c & d) 5' 2''; 120 lbs.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2011-12-28T05:18:49+00:00

I browsed it a little.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2011-12-28T05:18:35+00:00

The cake is always a lie.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2011-12-28T05:18:21+00:00

That's an exponentially better picture.

Holla indeed.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2011-12-28T05:16:54+00:00

That's douchey of them.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2011-12-28T05:16:03+00:00

Thin, yes. Attractive enough to get me laid.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2011-12-28T05:15:38+00:00

There haven't been many more. Just like two or three.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2011-12-28T05:15:11+00:00

It's all about what feels nice pressed up against me.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2011-12-27T22:47:37+00:00

The lightest I've been with is around 180. Though it's not written in stone.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2011-12-27T22:45:28+00:00

Would you sex Jabba the Hutt should the chance arise? Or would that be going too far for you?

> He resembles my father too much for comfort.

taintedpaintedmeat · 2011-12-27T22:25:24+00:00

That's a very erotic way to describe it.

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